Kevin in the Morning’s: People Are Dumb

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Kevin in the Morning’s: People Are Dumb

If There's One Thing We Know, Its People Are Dumb

January 18, 2020

Kevin searches far and wide to find some of the funniest and craziest stories about people who just aren’t thinking as clearly as they should be. They usually get in trouble for what they do and it makes headlines in the news. When that happens, we find the best of the best and bring you a little something we like to call, ‘People Are Dumb’.

Our first story comes out of Enid, Oklahoma. A man stole a forklift and was running from the police. Police say he stole the forklift from a nearby hotel construction site. He threw trash, bricks and whatever else he could find as he tried to getaway. Kevin’s favorite quote from the police interview is the reporter asking “Have you ever seen this before?” The chase ended when the forklift became disabled due to a break in the fuel line. Police say he was booked for grand larceny, public intoxication (drugs) and malicious damage to property, and for having an outstanding Warrant in Garfield County. It also doesn’t help that the reporter sounds like she’s in the middle of eating something.

Six tourists were arrested after feces was found at a sacred Machu Picchu temple. It’s almost always men, but in this case, four men and two women. They were arrested after fecal matter was found at a sacred location inside a temple built by the Inca. They entered the Temple of the Sun and damaged a wall. Local media reported that all the tourists were aged between 20 and 32. The tourists were from separate countries, three Argentines, a Brazilian, a Chilean and a French woman. Were just glad they weren’t Americans from Florida (USA, USA, USA!!!).

If you take medication for erectile dysfunction, you’re encouraged to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than 6 hours? A Mexican man has reportedly suffered a painful three-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant meant for bulls. According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica, the man took the substance ahead of a planned sexual encounter with a 30-year-old woman. We’re just glad it was with a woman. Social media started spreading an image that shows the man lying on a hospital bed surrounded by hospital staff, we assume because they couldn’t believe what they were seeing. He underwent emergency surgery although his condition remains unclear. Apparently, the man traveled to the city of Veracruz, to get this bull sexual stimulant. It doesn’t say, however, if he ever met up with the woman. We assume he didn’t because she would probably end up in the hospital as well, had that happened.

Kevin in the Morning’s: People Are Dumb
La Republica

A North Carolina sheriff’s deputy says a firearms instructor has been injured by accidentally shooting himself on the job. Deputies said they responded to the shooting range on a call that the instructor had shot himself while re-holstering his gun. Investigators say the instructor was taken to a hospital with injuries that weren’t considered life-threatening. The real question is, do you ever go back to work after an accident like that?

Three women were caught on camera allegedly stealing a baby stroller from a New Jersey store. Two of the women distract a store employee, while the third woman went to the front of the store to grab a stroller. All three women left the store with the stolen stroller but, had to return to the scene of the crime because one of them left behind her own child.