Internet Roundup - Jenny Slate Does ASMR, Jimmy Kimmel Live Mean Tweets Music Edition + More

October 10, 2018

It's a really scary time for dudes right now. So I wrote a song about it.

Every Matthew McConaughey "Alright" In Chronological Order (1993 - 2017)
Description: Every time Matthew McConaughey has said "Alright" in McChronological Order from Dazed and Confused to The Dark Tower.

Honest Trailers - Gotti
Description: It's not the Godfather movie we wanted, but it's the one we deserved - it's Honest Trailers for Gotti!

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Jenny Slate Explores ASMR | W Magazine
Description: In this Celebrity ASMR interview, actress Jenny Slate explores autonomous sensory meridian response with whispers and sounds. Slate messes with butter as a nod to her film 'Obvious Child', decorates a shell in honor of 'Marcel the Shell', concocts a batch of yogurt water and pours a glass of iced coffee to rep 'Kroll Show', and plays with science-related items to celebrate her role as a scientist in 'Venom'.

Funny- When your dog want to play hide and seek
Description: When your dog want to play hide and seek


Man Reunited with Dog After 3 Years **Allie don’t watch it.
Description: "62-year-old Giorgi Bereziani lost his beloved dog named Jorge in 2015. All this time since then, he was trying to find his beloved companion. He was putting up ads, combing the streets, but all without success. Three years later, the workers of an opera house called the desperate man and said that a dog, looking like his dog, was walking near their building. Giorgi immediately went to the scene. He saw a black and white dog near a tree and called its name. The dog rose to its feet and wagged its tail. Sniffing at the owner, George's dog threw his front paws at him and began to whimper, as if in disbelief. "Jorge, is that you?" George Jorge, it's you! Oh, dear boy, how are you, boy? ”Giorgi says, beside himself with excitement. Giorgi noticed a yellow tag on the dog's ear, which meant that the dog was taken from the streets by animal control workers, but it was considered harmless to society, so the dog was vaccinated and released."

My dad and I went grocery shopping...----‍♀️--

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed Teach You British Slang | Vanity Fair
Description: Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed teach you British slang. Tom and Riz star in Venom, out in theaters Friday October 5th.

Description: Funny news bloopers that hit the internet in September 2018.

Not the Corvette!
Description: "I was outside doing yard work when I hear the neighbor across the street yell some cuss words. She walked into the garage and pulled out the 3-foot wrench and started beating the car. The was in the garage at about 35 sec and you hear him say 'honey stop'. the baby crying is from another neighbor and has nothing to do with what is going on. After she got finished with the car, they both went in. About 15 min later he comes out picks up pieces and throws them in the trash. He pulls the Corvette into the garage and gets in another truck and leaves. She stayed a few more hours before she left with what looked like her mom. no cops were ever called and nobody has been home since this happened."

Self-Driving Pizza Delivery Car
Description: "Just a fun evening ordering dominos that arrived in their experimental self-driving car."

The Time Zack Morris Stole School Supplies To Sell Spaghetti Sauce
Description: Remember the 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris stole school supplies to sell spaghetti sauce? Zack Morris is trash.

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Mean Tweets – Music Edition 5
Description: Music fans can be very passionate. Some love to express their enthusiasm and lack of it and from time to time we like to shine a spotlight on the unpleasant things people post on social media and tonight, we’ve done it again in an all music edition of #MeanTweets featuring: Gwen Stefani, The Chainsmokers, Tyga, Imagine Dragons, Halsey, Jason Mraz, Luke Bryan, Jason Derulo, Dua Lipa, The Strokes, Pink, Elvis Costello, ScHoolboyQ, G-Eazy, Luke Combs, Korn, Nickelback and more.

Jimmy Kimmel Live - This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Description: Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham, Chuck Schumer, The Property Brothers and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Lie Witness News - Christopher Columbus Supreme Court Edition
Description: Columbus is one of the historical figures we learn the most about in elementary school. There's a lot going on in the country now, so we decided to combine two of the big stories. We went on the street and asked people what they thought about Trump's decision to put Christopher Columbus on the Supreme Court. Christopher Columbus has been dead for about 500 years, but did that stop people from having opinions on whether or not he should serve on the highest court in the land?  Of course not. #LieWitnessNews

Music Videos:

Eminem - Venom

twenty one pilots: My Blood [Official Video>

A Gender Reversal Reversal | Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018) | HBO
Description: Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie perform another duet that challenges gender stereotypes… within the band. This is a gender reversal reversal. Streaming now on HBO.