I’m completely speechless.

I just finished watching the first episode of the new season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, and these people – holy crap! Dennis Rodman is truly the biggest douche on the planet, Heidi Fleiss’ face has become a freaky mask –  a warning against too much plastic surgery and meth – and crazy Tom Sizemore hasn’t even shown up yet.

(Compared to what Heidi looks like today, this is actually a good photo of  her)

This is going to be the saddest, best, most compelling season yet. I’m ashamed to be this excited, but I am!