10. John Popper of Blues Traveler
John is like a rotisserie chicken, extra skin means extra flavor.

9.  Tom Petty
Part mustahceless Larry Bird part Lurch.

8.  Dimebag Darrell
One might assume that the burly beard on Darrell made him appear to be ugly and that deep down he was handsome.  Then you got one shot of his black toothed grin and you knew…

7.  Every member of Phoenix
This is not an attractive collection of men.

6.   Joey Ramone
You know the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when all the Nazi’s faces melt.  If that happened to Howard Stern you would have Joey.

5.  Lady Gaga
A wide nose that’s equaled by its length and teeth that Brits laugh at.  Yummy.

4. Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot
This poor bastard was balding in his 20′s.

3. Willie Nelson
A true genius.  He loves weed and farmland.  This means he most likely hates soap.

2. Roy Orbison
You could have told me Roy was 20 or 70 at any point in his life and I would believe either.

1. Lemmy!!!!  Nuf said.