Photography by Mike Prado, Facebook.com/MikePradoFoto
Hair & Makeup by Liz Carrillo, Facebook.com/LizCarrilloMUA

“ Dear Mike Ness, please excuse the double gesture you received from me.
” Joanna - Miss DD 2012 Let me first say THANK YOU to everyone who made this weekend happen. Watching Acoustic Christmas online is one thing, perfect angles, great shots, good lighting, sound-impeccable. But in person, I was astounded at the amount of effort and synchronization that had to have gone into such an incredibly fun, smooth, and bitchin’ event.

I am SO glad I was chosen to be a part of the experience. And I am sorry to say that everything I saw and experienced was not even a tenth of what was happening around me. I am going to have to watch all the highlights to see what I missed when I was mingling on the patio and in line for cocktails and (thank you bartender) chips and skittles, yum!

Night one, as some may know, started off like a train wreck at someone’s funeral…

“ What a fun and crazy experience. I love people, so bring it on. Pictures with me and my jugs for all!
” I arrived VERY fashionably late, about two hours later than I had hoped, and as mentioned, running, panting, and flagging my arms around to let the production team know I was there… and ready to party…. “You missed it…just go get a drink….and don’t be late tomorrow…..” Oh boy. As Lucille Ball once said, ”[what] a swell way to get off to a lousy start.” Hopefully that was the end of my flakey phase. And yes, I did have to pull up the arm in the parking structure to let my friend out of the parking lot. (That was at 6:30) and with plenty of cars and people around to see me, the prom queen on steroids….

At the amphitheater, I was pleasantly greeted by KROQ friends and “family” and not to mention lots of men who like boobs and taking pictures with girls with boobs. What a fun and crazy experience. I love people, so bring it on. Pictures with me and my jugs for all!

The music was incredible! I am SO thrilled that Sublime with Rome stepped up to the plate and rocked it! YES! I can now forever say, I saw them live!!!! and for Dear Mike Ness, please excuse the double gesture you received from me, I had to…in honor of my old man! WE LOVE YOU, and I think I still have your tape somewhere…Now, if I could only find some place to stick it….DING.

Night one ended with (of course) beers at Johnny Rockets, and I’d like to give a shout out to their buffalo wings, SPICY!

Click next to read more and watch my interview with Kevin & Bean!

Kevin & Bean’s Miss Double…

The group of 9 women (one dropped out for personal reasons) gathered in wee hours, helping each other with outfits, makeup etc. They all brought their best for the pageant which consisted of 3 parts: the ever-popular swimsuit contest, the talent show and interviews.

The field of 9 was then narrowed down to 3, followed by Ralph revealing the winner of the Miss Double D-cember 2012 Pageant – Joanna!

Photo: Alex Rauch

Congratulations to Joanna. We look forward to spending the next year with you! Also, a huge thanks to all the other finalists who helped make this year’s pageant the best we’ve ever had.

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Not only does Joanna get to attend several KROQ events like Almost Acoustic Christmas, Weenie Roast, Kevin & Bean Singles Parties, etc…, but she also got hooked up with $500 worth of clothing from our friends at Pin Up Girl Clothing.

Take a look at Kevin’s BEHIND-the-scenes photos from the pageant below.

[Gallery] Kevin’s BEHIND The Scene… For the minute-by-minute account of the morning, check out Derek’s live blog.

Kevin & Bean’s Miss Double…

Welcome to the family Joanna.  May God bless you and your wonderful fun bags.

9:40 AM: And the winner is…..Joanna!

9:27 AM: Top three finalists: Joanna, Lux, and Michelle.

9:20 AM: Dieu To is here, and funny enough his applause rivals any one of our big-chested competitors.  Yes, Dieu To is a real life walking human being.  He jumped into the belly of the crowd and was greeted with enough hugs and handshakes that would make Bradley Cooper jealous.  I think KROQ has discovered it’s latest homegrown celebrity.

There’s a fantastic feeling of camaraderie in the air with good reason.  Beer and boobies are running amok.

9:05 AM: A group of women wearing fake mustaches is present.  Not sure if they know Halloween has expired, but with the astronomical degree of perversion in the area I’m sure there’s a couple dudes with mustache fetishes.

It’s a party atmosphere in here.  If you’re familiar with Slidebar and how crazy packed it gets over the weekends, multiply that by four.  Cheers to afternoon hangovers!

Michelle Strips N' Spells With Ralph

8:50 AM: The second round of interviews seems to have ignited our competitor’s bisexual tendencies.  Michelle said she would date Dita Von Tease.  Lux said she would spend her final days on Earth having sex with a female audience member (prompting several attendees a visit to the bathroom for some heavy thinking).  Sierra’s question as to where she would like to have a wild sexual encounter was apparently too complex as she didn’t provide an answer.  Too many to pick I guess?

I was too distracted by Angela’s giant melons to remotely care what she had to say, and I think the crowd felt the same.

[Gallery] Kevin’s BEHIND The Scene…

8:33 AM: Now to the interview portion of competition.  Ralph asked Joanna what gift she most wanted from Santa, and disappointingly replied with a vacation to Dublin, Ireland.  C’mon!  No sex toys!?  Obviously her response was ill-received from our audience.  Meagan was asked what animal she would most like to be, and replied with a stroke of intelligence by responding “a cow,” because they apparently have big boobs.  Right.

Andy was asked what three laws she would enforce if she owned an island.  Her first was legalizing marijuana, which may have just won her the competition.  Nikki capped it off with easily the most kinky yet terrifying moment of the day when she said she would murder Angelina Jolie after having sex with her.  Frankly Nikki I believe Angelina would say the same about you.

8:15 AM: Just perused around to get a feel for the crowd, and there’s definitely some heavy imbibing taking place.  Bean just nicknamed Miss Double D-cember “Sausage Fest 2012,” and that’s pretty apt.  Spotted a couple of sausages rolling solo, which just looks weird.  Petros Papadakis turned up and we’re talking basketball.  Feeling I should definitely take a shot in honor of our upcoming NBA season.  However the crowd has made it clear they’re not here to talk about sweaty men sprinting to and fro.  The chant of “Boobies!  Boobies!” is permeating the bar.

7:52 AM: First up for the second round of the talent competition is Michelle and her talent of spell n’ strip.  Definitely scored major points sporting the naughty school girl outfit.  Next up, Angela got on all fours and displayed her talent of being able to bark like a dog.  What came out sounded more like a goblin making love, but kudos nonetheless.  Our blonde bombshell Lux then put on a little burlesque performance to the tune of “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails.  Never has that vulgar chorus made so much sense.

Addition to Early Favorites: Michelle and Lux

We’re almost at capacity and I just checked out the massive pile of toys that our dedicated morning revelers have so graciously provided for Toys for Tots.  A plethora of garbage bags are brimming with goodies.  We’re definitely putting smiles on a lot of kids faces this year.

Toys For Tatas (Tots) Big Thanks To The Marine Corps!

7:25 AM: Talent competition time.  Joanna’s first to the plate with a talent that gets every man’s testosterone up in the morning, poetry.  At least the focus was her giant flesh pillows.  As a fellow fan of literature, she did very well.  Surprisingly, she left to a hefty round of applause.  Next up was Kyla, and her less than amazing jump rope skills, but her Bouncing Betties made of for it.  Third, we have Meagan who hula hooped her way offstage to a chorus of boos.  Andrea took a shot using no hands, but utilized the crevice of her breasts magnificently as a drink holder.  Then there was Nikki and her clapping buttox.   No complaints there.

Early Favorites: Joanna and Nikki.

7:10 AM: Whoever is this year’s Miss DD has a pretty big bra to fill.  Our 2011 winner Christine is doing an amazing job handling the steady bombardment of picture requests and semi-creepy hugs.  As a side note, some guy named Danny just got booed offstage for his horrific rendition of “Little Lion Man.”  He was singing in a karaoke challenge to win Almost Acoustic Christmas tickets.  You can drink your sorrows by the bar now Danny.

6:50 AM: As estimated the mostly male-populated crowd is quickly making their way in.  Everyone is wrapped up in their best winter garb, pleasuring their pallets over a breakfast burrito or a Budweiser.  Yes, I think it’s safe to say there will be some inebriation going down this morning.

We’ve got enough camera phones to cover the Super Bowl in here.

6:31 AM: The sun is barely creeping over the horizon at The Slidebar Cafe in downtown Fullerton, California.  Before today I thought there was nothing beautiful about being up this early, but that’s all changed.  Everyone here is giddy.  Instead of planting our faces in a bowl of Cheerios before our way to work, a bountiful bevy of breasts are on full display.  We’ve just begun the swimsuit competition.  I can tell you the chill factor is no longer a problem with scantily clad women parading the stage.  I’ll trade boobs for breakfast any day of the week.

How did she win? What was her talent? How did she win over the crowd? Check out the recap video. It’ll make you want to come out to the Slidebar tomorrow to experience the madness first hand.

Want to join us tomorrow? Get all the details HERE.

Can’t make it? Watch the webcast live right HERE!

Get to know Christine, Miss Double D-cember 2011.

Here are your top 10 finalists. Click on each girl to see their bio and more pics. When you decide who you want, vote below. You’re welcome to vote once per day!

	Andy	Angela
	Joanna	Kyla
	Lux	Meagan
	Michelle	Nelly
	Nikki	Sierra

MISS DOUBLE D-CEMBER PAGEANT DETAILS

When: Friday, December 2nd, 6:00AM-10:00AM

Where: Slidebar Rock & Roll Kitchen, 122 East Commonwealth Avenue, Fullerton

What: See The Kevin & Bean Show and contestants as they vie for the title of Miss Double D-cember 2012! Toys for Tatas will be on-site collecting your new unwrapped toy as admission into the 21+ event. (You will not be admitted without a new, unwrapped toy. Cash donations are not accepted.) Please note that this event has always been packed, so arriving early is strongly suggested.

Webcast: Watch the entire show live Friday, December 2nd beginning at 6am PST.

Meet the Miss DD 2012 Top 10 Finalists!

Photos of Kevin & Bean’s Miss Double D-cember 2012 Top 10 Finalists. Get to know each contest and vote for your favorite here.

Time to search for our new Miss Double D-cember.

The winner will go with us to both nights of the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas and everything we do in 2012 including Weenie Roast, Kevin & Bean Singles parties, April Foolishness and dozens of concerts.

Christine, Danielle, Melissa, Yasmine, Christy and all the former Miss Double D-cembers have loved the experience going to our events and being the more attractive face of The Kevin & Bean Show. Now it’s your turn!

Important Dates:

• November 18 – Entries close
• November 21 – Top 10 finalists announced
• December 2 – Miss Double D-cember Pageant, live from The Slide Bar in Fullerton

Miss Double D-cember 2011 Photo…

Click for the Miss DD Submission Form.

Christine is alarmingly attractive and disarmingly funny. Rarely do you find a beauty like this great personality and sense of humor. She’s been known to take a frisky photo or two for her Twitter fans. We strongly suggest you follower her here.

We’ll miss you Christine!

If you think you have what it takes to be the next Miss Double D-cember, click here to enter.