Although everyone here is a music lover, it doesn’t mean that any of us can rap. Just to the contrary. Everyone is absolutely horrible at rapping and Lisa May’s certainly no exception.

So, how ’bout this for a funny way to award tickets to The 54th Annual Grammy Awards®… Lisa May takes hugely popular songs from Kanye West and raps the lyrics. To make it harder on her, Kevin & Bean refuse to let her hear the beat. Contestants are left to decipher the lyrics based on Lisa’s rap.

Listen and you’ll see why this was no easy contest.

Kevin & Bean had a pair of Coachella 3-day passes to give away and it seemed the funniest way to do it was by having listeners guess which Dr. Dre/Snoop song she was rapping. Seems easy? Not when Lisa rocks the mic right.

Turns out she can throw down! This is too good to miss.

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam // (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

While Pearl Jam are celebrating their 20th anniversary as a band this year they say they have plans  to hit the studio in April to begin work on a new album. To commemorate this achievement in rock n’ roll the band will have deluxe reissues of 1993′s Vs. and 1994′s Vitalogy, plus an outdoor concert festival and the release of a Cameron Crowe-directed documentary.

In the meantime Eddie Vedder and bassist Jeff Ament are spending their time finishing up their solo records.

Thus far, Pearl Jam have more than two dozen songs sketched out, which they will cut down to roughly a dozen for the record. “We did a whole bunch of demos and everybody’s got a disc of 25 [songs] right now,” Ament said. “April will be the time where we get together and learn to play all these demos and figure out which 12-15 of them float to the top. Hopefully we can get something done this year.”

Vedder’s solo album titled Uke Songs is a collection of ukulele-based ballads including the string-soaked track ‘Longing to Belong’. Meanwhile, Ament, is just wrapping up recording his solo record after cutting a new disc with his side-project Tres Mts, but  the bassist says that his album most likely won’t come out until next year.

By now you probably know that I’m into animals. Kevin & Bean tease me endlessly about expressing my dog’s anal glands. But, as a pet-lover, you gotta do what you gotta do.

I want to invite you to experience the Wildlife Learning Center this Saturday at 2pm. I’ll be joined by KROQ’s Psycho Mike, Kat Corbett and KTLA’s Vera Jimenez. We’ll all be there to help raise money for this amazing facility.

In addition to going to a phenomenal organization, your paid admission will allow you to meet and take pictures with the rescued wildlife. You’ll see a trainer in action and you’ll experience reptiles up close. We’ll have free food from El Cholo and a silent auction with great prizes.

And we have very cool animal stations where you can meet a two-toed sloth, hold an owl, touch a fennec fox, feed a massive tortoise and porcupine and see our very special surprise animal.

Wildlife Learning Center
16027 Yarnell Street
Sylmar, CA 91342
(818) 362-8711 ‎

As the flier says below, call the office to reserve your ticket today. CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS.

The Wildlife Learning Center rescues wildlife and educates the public about the environment through onsite and outreach programs such as school assemblies, classroom visits, educational birthday parties, childrens’ parties, animal parties, reptile parties, animal shows, summer camps, and winter camps.

The Center’s outreach programs serve the greater Los Angeles area including Los Angeles, West Los Angeles, Sylmar, San Fernando Valley, San Gabriel Valley, Santa Clarita Valley, Valencia, Granada Hills, Northridge, Reseda, Nan Nuys, North Hollywood, Sherman Oaks, Pasadena, Glendale, Hollywood, Sherman Oaks, Pasadena, Santa Monica, Beverly Hills, and Malibu.

Like most girls, I normally liked to be licked. Not this morning. 

This morning’s Lick Lisa was “no way, no how will there be any licking today.” Because the potential licker was Intern Hung. Seriously, ladies, would you let this guy get his tongue anywhere near you? 

Click more to see the first tongue not to lick me. 

Intern Hung

Here’s a video of just one of their rescues:

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Go to the Facebook page and check out the great work they’re doing, and vote!!!

I just finished watching the first episode of the new season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, and these people – holy crap! Dennis Rodman is truly the biggest douche on the planet, Heidi Fleiss’ face has become a freaky mask –  a warning against too much plastic surgery and meth – and crazy Tom Sizemore hasn’t even shown up yet.

(Compared to what Heidi looks like today, this is actually a good photo of  her)

This is going to be the saddest, best, most compelling season yet. I’m ashamed to be this excited, but I am!

I scored again!

Every year Kevin and Bean call QVC and buy whatever is on the screen at that exact moment for my birthday and for Christmas, and Polly Puppy was my very special gift this year. They spent a whole $18. She barks, she begs, she sits, she walks. Well, she would have if I could have gotten the freakin’ battery door open. But nope. Finally had to pry it off. Then I couldn’t get it back on. You know what I ended up with in the end? Four batteries that cost $18.

Can’t wait till next year!

Why do you know the name JoBeth Williams? She’s probably most famous as part of the ensemble cast in The Big Chill and for her role as the mom in Poltergeist. In recent years she’s been doing guest starring roles in TV shows like Dexter, but right now you can see her on stage at the Pasadena Playhouse.

In The Night Is A Child, Williams plays Harriet, a WASP homemaker who has flown to Brazil to take a trip she’s wanted to take for years, leaving behind two grown children in Massachusetts, who have no idea where she’s gone.  She meets a free-spirited doctor on a beach in “ there’s quite a twist
” de Janiero and you learn, over the course of two acts, that both women are carrying terrible secrets. This is a gripping drama, and I have to tell you that towards the end of the second act that left me teary-eyed and with goose bumps – now that’s a good play! It runs through Oct. 4^th.

Click here for the Pasadena Playhouse