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How Does The Story Begin? Golfers Leg Amputated

Kevin — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:00:56 +0000

First of all, golf blows. I know it’s supposed to be “hip” for young people to play it, but it’s still a “sport,” (sport not included), run by old guys, who dress in clothes that look like their Christmas sweaters threw up. And the rules. Oh Dear God, the rules. “Stand here.” “Don’t make a sound.” “He goes first.” Blah, blah,blah.

Here are the facts:

A 911 call was made to report an accident at a retirement community golf club.
The guy making the call was holding the injured man’s femoral artery.
The man’s leg was later amputated.

How did that happen? How Does the story begin?

I’m Sorry. Have I Not Introduced You To My Romanian Girlfriend Catrinel Menghia From The Fiat Commercial?

Kevin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:15:33 +0000

Whenever I go to Romania, my Romanian girlfriend picks me up and takes me to her home so that we can make love for 24 hours straight. Sometimes we’ll go longer if she’s been good.

My little “Catri” was recently in the Super Bowl commercial for the new Fiat 500 Arbath. And when they asked my little scorps (nickname for her scorpion tattoo on her neck) to star in the commercial she didn’t have the confidence to do it. Plus she didn’t want it to reflect poorly on me. She’s so sweet that way.

Photo Gallery Catrinel Menghia But I told her she should go for it, doubts and all. She asked me if she was pretty enough, and I said probably not, but she should go for it anyway. What about putting whipped cream on a stranger’s face? That’s OUR thing.

I assured her it was just acting and it was OK. Then I asked her to get me a beer. But I’ve been rude. I should’ve introduced her to you by now, so here are some photos of her so you can get to know her.

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There are some pictures that we couldn’t post, but Mr. Skin can. Check them out here.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Shake That Ass – The NFL Is No Different

Kevin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:37:00 +0000

A few years ago, the geniuses at the NFL decided dancing as a celebration was just too much for the fans to handle. So they outlawed it, and the penalty is a super stiff one, the team has to kick off a few yards further back.

However, some of the professional football players have been willing to risk that harsh penalty and shake their money maker anyway. If I learned anything from the movie Footloose, it’s that you just can’t stop the dance. So I’ve edited together some highlights of football players and their end zone celebrations as we get ready for Sunday.

Photo Gallery Catrinel Menghia

Kevin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:00:48 +0000

Photo Gallery Catrinel Menghia

My Favorite Ass-Kicking Women: Gina Carano, MMA Fighter And Star Of The Movie Haywire

Kevin — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:30:29 +0000

This week’s list is inspired by two movies that come out today: Underworld, and Haywire. Gina Carano is the only real fighter on this list. She was the face of women’s MMA and now she’s starring in the action movie Haywire in theaters today.

Gina Carano Photo Gallery Carano was formerly the #3-ranked 145-pound female fighter in the world according to the Unified Women’s MMA Rankings. Her record in the UFC is 7-1.

As a side note, I didn’t have time for the Lifetime Achievement Award in the Ass Kicking Category, which would go to Angelina Jolie. But check out the photos of Gina Carano.

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My Favorite Ass-Kicking Women: Piper Perabo from Covert Affairs on USA

Kevin — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:00:13 +0000

Tomorrow two movies are coming out that are my favorite genre: ass-kicking women. There’s Underworld: Awakening and Haywire. So this week I’m counting down my favorite ass-kicking women in TV and movies.

Piper Perabo Photo Galllery Today, from the USA network on Wednesday nights, it’s Piper Perabo from Covert Affairs.

Who does she work for? The CIA. What does she do? Kick ass. I wanna get beaten up by her. Is that so wrong?

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My Favorite Ass-Kicking Women: Today’s Spotlight – Kate Beckinsale From Underworld: Awakening

Kevin — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:40:48 +0000

This Friday is the return of the Underworld franchise. The hottest woman on the planet, Kate Beckinsale, as a vampire and a “death dealer.” This is what a vampire/werewolf movies should look like.

The chick should be the vampire and she should be so hot you’d beg her to bite you. Beats the hell out of two “hot” boys and a lifeless, dull girl they both “fight” over.

Kate Beckinsale Photo Gallery In this week’s series, I’m giving you my favorite ass-kicking women. Kate Beckinsale makes all guys, just like Seth Rogan on the Golden Globes, try and hide our excitement. Photos? OK.

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This Week – My Favorite Ass-Kicking Women – Today: Nikita On The CW

Kevin — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:30:23 +0000

This weekend there are two of my favorite type of movies coming out. There’s Underworld, and Haywire. Both starring super hot ass-kicking women.

Sure, I love the James Bond super-spy stuff, but that reminds me too much of my own life. The type of movie I love even more than that is the “underestimate me because I’m a woman and I’ll snap your neck” stuff.

Nikita Photo Gallery One of my favorite TV shows is Nikita, on Friday nights on the CW and starring Maggie Q. There’s something sexy about a woman that could beat up 10 of me in a fight and tweet at the same time. This show also stars Lyndsy Fonseca who could take out another 10 of me. And I think we all know I’m pretty much a f**king bad-ass. If you liked Alias, you’ll love this.

Kate Beckinsale Photo Gallery

Kevin — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:09:50 +0000

Kate Beckinsale Photo Gallery

Piper Perabo Photo Galllery

Kevin — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:02:32 +0000

Piper Perabo Photo Galllery