What is your New Year’s Resolution?
I’m gonna stop answering the question “What’s my new year’s resolution?”
[pullquote quote=”To not play Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers.” credit=”Stryker”]To not play Under the bBidge by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
My New Year’s Resolution is to be way more organized and get my sky diving certification so I can go on a night jump.
Resolutions suck. It always involves suffering of some sort. Quit smoking, give up chocolate, lose weight. Blech. Life is for living. Just don’t be a dick.
I resolve to never make a resolution. Never have – never will – unless you have a dollar. Then I’d make one. It would be to never make another one.
To do the exact opposite of what I resolute.
[pullquote quote=”Going to cut down on sex with supermodels exclusively.” credit=”Bean”]Going to cut down on sex with supermodels exclusively. It was brought to my attention recently that it is starting to make the average girls (the 8s and 9s) feel unpretty. So, yes, I am willing to help them out too. They have it tough enough without me being all hard-to-get, right?