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KROQ DJs Reveal How They’re Preparing For The End Of The World

Kat Corbett, Kevin & Bean, Nicole Alvarez, Sluggo, Stryker, On Air
12/29/2011
8:00 am

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Filed Under: 2012, Bean, Kevin, KROQ DJs, Mayan Calendar, Nicole Alvarez, Sluggo

KROQ's BeanKROQ's Bean

How are you preparing for the end of the world. (According to the Mayans the world will end in 2012.)

BEAN
I am going to drive around the first week of December next year and look for people who absolutely 100% believe that the Mayans were right and it’s all over for humanity on December 12th. Then I will try to make them give me all their stuff.

SLUGGO (DOUG THE SLUG)
Last time I used my time machine, the Mayan dude makin’ the calendar was runnin’ outta space on the big rock wheel and was asking some dude (who looked a LOT like Bene) whether or not he should try n’ add more dates past 2012 or just call it a bloody day already. Then I stepped on a butterfly and all hell broke loose.

KEVIN
“ I'm gonna wait around for the losers who believe that to run for the hills and then I'm gonna get me a new TV.
” Kevin I’m gonna wait around for the losers who believe that to run for the hills and then I’m gonna get me a new TV.

BEER MUG
Shotgun. Beers. Shotgunning Beers.

KAT
Duct tape. It always comes down to plenty of Duct tape.

NICOLE
How am I preparing for the end of the world? Easy. I am doing WHATEVER the hell I want, whenever I want, because I can. Carpe Diem mother*uckers!

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KROQ's Stryker

STRYKER
Hoping I survive the world ending and end up on an island with a smart ass, a Doctor, a heavy set guy, an older handicapped man, a dog, a hot girl and a terrorist. That would make a really good TV show. It could be called “Not Found.”

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Stopit Just Stopit
January 3, 2012 11:48 am

The Mayans did not say the world is ending in 2012. Stop that silliness. Every calendar ends, but they all begin again, too. Please educate yourselves and help other to stop all this nonsense. http://www.2012hoax.org or http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html are great places to start.