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[Top 10 List Of 2011] Kevin & Bean Sound Bites

Kevin & Bean, On Air
12/14/2011
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#7: “Why not, Bean? This is America!”

This is a newer clip, but made the list because Dieu To is pure gold! Dieu was asked at the Miss Double D-cember pageant if he was willing to date one of the contestants, and that was his brilliant response. We still await said date.

#6: “That’s not brown rice!”
Usually, throwing in a “what’s not _____ (fill in the blank)” comment, is some sort of sex pun. Not in Beer Mug’s case. He kinda missed the mark on this one.

#5: “Well a very very heavay, ah, heavy dih burtation tonight. We had a very darris, darrison by let’s go ahead tarris tasin’ lesh for the bit a head da pit.”

Reporter Serene Branson had some sort of mild brain lapse that seemed like one of Kevin’s drunken rants and became an instant internet sensation!