Thankgiving: The Greatest Movie Never Made
Remember the fantastic “fake trailers” that ran between the great 2007 double feature of Quentin Tarantino‘s Death Proof and Robert Rodriguez‘s Grindhouse?
Well, Rodriguez did get around to making Machete which started out as one of those trailers. Hobo With A Shotgun came out too and has become a cult classic in Canada. We’re still waiting for Rob Zombie to follow through and make a movie out of his Werewolf Woman Of The SS. And where’s Edgar Wright‘s real movie out of his hilarious Don’t trailer?
Mostly though, especially this time of year, we yearn for a full-length Thanksgiving movie from the great writer/director/actor Eli Roth.
We never get tired of this watching this trailer. White meat. Dark meat. All Will Be Carved.
Warning: Trailer not safe for work. Boobies.
Come on, Eli Roth? Where you at?
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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