Loquecia Recaps The Jersey Shore 10/21/11: The Season 4 Finale!

Last night was the Season 4 finale of the Jersey Shore, and of course we skipped it. Loquecia did watch it, and as she’s said before, she’s had an “assful of these stupid white people”.  However, she’s a dedicated friend of the show, and watched it for us anyway.  She called in this morning to give us a recap of the guidos’ last episode in Italy.

In last week’s episode, The Situation started to alienate himself from the rest of his roommates.  In this episode, he begins to act like a passive-aggressive a-hole, and starts to hint to the rest of the house that he isn’t going back to the house in Jersey. No one cares. Not one person.

As their Italy trips almost comes to an end, they finally decide to do some sightseeing in Florence.  They go to see the statue David, and the girls spend their time staring at his butt and crotch.  Snooki has some suggestions for the statues improvement: spray tan and a bigger package.  The Situation continues to hint at leaving the house.  Still no one cares. Not a one.  They also check out a mural at a church, and Snooki asks if the cherubs were real. Babies with wings…real.

After campaigning for attention constantly, and getting none, The Situation has come to a decision… he is coming back to the house! His plan is to become the house villain, saying “I always have something up my sleeve”.  Good for you.

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