Loquecia Recaps The Jersey Shore 10/7/11: Jionni Changes His Facebook Status To Single!

It’s hard to believe The Jersey Shore is well into its fourth season, because it’s a wonder they have anything new to do.  The truth is, they don’t and they recycle the same old storylines over and over, and over.  Because of this, we don’t waste our time and watch it, but our loyal friend Loquecia still does.  She takes the time to call in every week to recap, and she filled us in on last night’s episode.

Last week, Snooki ended up in bed with Vinny after being dropped by Jionni.  In this episode, Snooki wakes up to “no recollection” of anything that happened the previous night…hmm…convenient.

Meanwhile, The Situation can’t get over Snooki, and keeps trying to get everyone to believe that he slept with her.  No one believes him.  Frustrated, he decides to call Jionni as “The Unit”, to inform him that The Situation and Snooki slept together. Sammi tells Snooki what happened, and she goes nuts, and starts throwing anything she can at Mike, mostly wine bottles.  The Situation dodges them “like The Matrix”.  Vinny, the guy who actually did sleep with Snooki, feels bad because he knows she still harbors feelings for Jionni…are you following all this?

The girls head out to a winery to relax and get their “sophistication on”, but upon their return, Snooki happens upon some troubling news- Jionni is listed as “single” on Facebook! Crying hysterically, she calls him up and what the hell, he takes her back! On one condition, that she doesn’t “F–k him over”.  After they get off the phone, she then conveniently “finds out” that she did indeed have sex with Vinny.