DJ Omar Khan Is Going To Be A Father?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!









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Yes, you read that headline right. Not a typo.

D-d-d-d-d-DJ Omar Khan is spawning a mini-Khan!

And you, like the rest of us at the morning show are thinking… “Him?” Omar believes he’s going to be an awesome dad, but we came up with a few past situations that may point to the contrary.


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Here’s some reasons Omar may not be the best father:

- He has a cartoon hate for the Salvation Army.  He once said he would only make a donation if he could “s–t in their bucket”.

- Kevin brought up Omar’s drunken appearance on “Let’s Paint”:


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Fast forward a few years, and Omar’s kid is going to be a teenager.  He had no problems tearing 13-year old Rebecca Black apart in his interview with her, and made her admit her “Friday Song” was dumb.

And last but not least, Omar is the reason we can’t do live broadcast events anymore.   At the notorious St. Patrick’s Day party, Omar got completely drunk, and by the end of the show was just yelling into the mike and hitting his reggae ton horn.  To this day we are still banned from doing stuff like this. Thanks Omar!

Yup, Omar is going to be an awesome dad.

Oh yeah, Congratulation i guess…..

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ASO
October 4, 2011 8:44 pm

Congratulations Mr. Kahn.
Also, screw u for ruining the Kevin and Bean party machine! I still haven’t been to one of those and now i dont think it will ever happen, still tho good luck, u d!ck.