This Week In Rage With Adam Carolla: What’s Up With Ants These Days?

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It’s a new week, which means there’s been plenty of time for Adam Carolla to find new things to piss him off. Adam called into the show to give us his current top 3 annoyances for a new edition of “This Week In Rage”.

Miss the new “Week In Rage”? Adam set his sights on his ant problem, and how they seem to be confused with what they want. Adam also wants to rid the world of plantains, and asks that they add a foot more of fabric to hospital gowns.

Adam’s thoughts:

3. Ants- Back in Adam’s childhood, ants knew what they wanted. They would invade your kitchen and picnics, take your cake, and leave. Nowadays, Adam find ants in his bathroom and hallways, places where there is not food. Adam doesn’t know why it’s happening, maybe it’s from cell phone towers or the polar caps, but ants are now aimless.

2.Plantains- Adam wants plantains to go away. They are bananas, but not, you cook it sometimes, it’s Cuban…no….Central American. Adam’s point is that no one knows, and they are a polarizing fruit that will tear the country apart. According to Adam, if you survey 10 people, you will get 5 people who love them, 5 people who hate them, and no one will say “They’re ok”.

1. Hospital Gowns- Adam recently had to have his meniscus repaired, and had the joy of needing to put on that awesome hospital gown. He muses that the gown has invented in Revolutionary War times, and with all the changes in science and medicine, never was updated. All he asks is for another foot of fabric to cover up his ass, or that it would close in front like a robe.