Did Kevin Survive Lollapalooza? Check Out His Tweets.

Have you seen this man?

Lollapalooza 2011 happened this weekend and our little friends Kevin and Dave, The King Of Mexico were in Chicago for the to see the show.

Dave’s tweets brought us the flavor of the weekend, describing the Eminem set, Muse‘s, the Foo Fighters club show he went to and some of the Windy City sightseeing and restauranting he did.

Kevin’s tweets, meanwhile, are still being pored over by the FBI, the Center For Disease Control, and an all-star panel of experts on all the world’s languages to try to figure out what the hell he had going on.

Here’s just one to get you started, with plenty more on Page Two.

Now at shirthol,e bar with even shitiere baNd. I love this city—
kevin ryder (@thekevinryder) August 06, 2011

Okay, I think I know what the monkey was trying to say. He is seeing a worst band at a worst bar than earlier in the night. But how does one even type that combination of letters? The random punctuation and capitalization are puzzling too. Was he tweeting with his feet? His penis? Did he look at it before he sent it? Does he know he wrote it?

What makes you think kevin will be on the show tomorrow? @clydetombaugh: We will demand translations of his tweets on Monday's @kevinandbean—
Jared (@NYRest1926) August 07, 2011

We’ll be talking with the boys about their Lollapalooza weekend first thing Monday morning on the Kevin & Bean show. Maybe we’ll get some background on this tweet from Kevin:

Wishh I hbaD aNyhideaa whr I was—
kevin ryder (@thekevinryder) August 07, 2011

I mean, it’s pretty obvious what’s going on. He is lost and “wisshes he hbaD aNyhideaa whr he was.” Can’t wait to hear that sequence of events!

Another:

Paid 20 dollars to borrooww cellphone mines dewad—
kevin ryder (@thekevinryder) August 07, 2011

Again, message received. But think about how many times you’ve lost your cellphone. After how many of those times have you paid a stranger to use his? And if you were renting a stranger’s phone, would you take the time to tweet from it?

One more:

If thisa is the ,ast eminem ws epic—
kevin ryder (@thekevinryder) August 07, 2011

Who’s dying here? Is someone dying here? Kevin or Eminem? I hope it wasn’t the “,ast” for both of then or we may never know.