Listen To Coldplay? Apparently You Ain’t Gettin’ Any!

Coldplay (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

According to a new survey from the music-based dating website, Tastebuds.fm (which matches potential partners based on their taste in music), Coldplay fans are the least like to have sex on a first date than fans of Nirvana or Metallica.

So I guess we can assume those who listen to Metallica, for instance are man whores/sloozies, while those who listen to Coldplay cherish their intimate moments with ones they love. So with that said,  if you’re going to Coachella what day would be the best day to get laid?

Tastebuds asked users how far they’d likely go on a first date. Users were given the options of “I’d only meet up for a chat”, “Perhaps a kiss” and “I’d go all the way if the mood was right.”

Answers were then matched with users’ tastes in music, leaving Tastebuds with the result that on average Coldplay fans were the least likely to have sex on a first date, while Nirvana fans were the most likely.

Other acts with average fan responses in the ‘Least Likely’ category included Adele, Lady Gaga and Kings of Leon, while fans of Metallica, Linkin Park and Kanye West were high in the ‘Most Likely’ category.

The results:

Least Likely to ‘go all the way’

1. Coldplay

2. Adele

3. Lady Gaga

4. Katy Perry

5. Kings Of Leon

Most Likely to ‘go all the way’

1. Nirvana

2. Metallica

3. Linkin Park

4. Kanye West

5. Gorillaz

So as you can see if you’re going to Coachella this weekend you have a better chance to hook up on Sunday because apparently the fans of Kanye West will be more likely to ‘go all the way’. Also, by day three everyone is going to be so liquored up your chances are looking good to toot it then boot it then go listen to some more music.