What’s Next For Spencer Pratt?
Spencer Pratt recently spoke to the ever-so-fabulous Ryan Seacrest about the next chapter of his life – getting a job. Kevin & Bean decided to find out exactly what kind of work Spencer was looking for.
He’s always been the kind of guy who prides himself on getting paid to do nothing. America’s awesome like that, isn’t it? We live in a world where people like Spencer Pratt and Snooki can make over a million dollars a year for doing nothing! I can do stupid stuff in front of a camera for a seven-figure paycheck! Sign me up for that job!
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Spencer wants to be more likable. Spencer needs to be more likable! Heidi’s out making the money by being on a reality show, but what about Spencer?
What kind of work is he looking to do? Here’s a few ideas that were thrown out:
- cow hoof trimmer
- furniture tester
- oyster floater
- neck skewer
- braille interpreter
- inventor of Miami
While Spencer is out having lunch with Jimmy Carter, Ludacris, and Howie Mandel, I think we should all come up with the perfect job for him. Please share your thoughts!
dave f
April 13, 2011 3:05 pm
Why is anybody paying attention to this guy anyway
He contributes nothing to society
He is a slacker and a loser…. he had his 15 min let him fade into obscurity.
Tony Alan Banks
April 13, 2011 3:31 pm
Crash test dummy!
rose
April 14, 2011 11:16 am
bait. shark bait.
Joey
April 15, 2011 6:39 am
thanks kevin and bean for keeping this asshole in the spot light even longer.