Mike Catherwood On Dancing With The Stars (2011-2011) R.I.P.
It is with great sadness that we wish our beloved “Psycho Mike” Catherwood and his smoking hot partner Lacey Schwimmer a fond farewell. Perhaps with a bit more time we could have awoken the black swan that lives in Mike, but regrettably, we will never know.
“To be mentioned alongside the names [David] Hasselhoff and [Kenny] Mayne, it puts me on the Mount Rushmore of terrible dancers.” – Mike
So here’s the bottom line: Michael Flatley Lord of the Dance he is not. In fact, some might say that Psycho Mike “twinkle toes” Catherwood is somewhat rhythmically challenged. However, and this is a big fat HOWEVER, our boy has balls! Balls and charisma. You can’t go wrong with either of those.
To go on national television in front of millions of people and attempt to do something you have no experience in , something you’ve never ever done, something completely foreign to both you and your body, takes some huge cojones. Huge.
Psycho Mike has always refered to his package as small. He has said on numerous occasions that he is hung like a fire ant, and although that may be true, he gets our vote for having the guts to go out there and cha-cha despite his body’s obvious adverse reaction to it.
If you don’t really know Psycho Mike, then you definitely did not get to know him just by watching Dancing with the Stars.
What the audience saw did not even scratch the surface long enough to showcase his true talent: his wicked sense of humor. Yes, clearly he is hot as hell, ay caramba!, but besides that, he is HILARIOUS.
The type of things that boy will do and say for a laugh would leave you sweating like a hooker in church. Some of it is really inappropriate, which is precisely was he is so awesome and KROQ listeners love him. Psycho Mike has the type of genuine comedic timing that is borderline brilliant.
No, Mike’s not Fred Astaire, he’s much more. Keep reading.
David
March 29, 2011 10:10 pm
Me and my girl voted on behalf of Kevin for u .America sucks for not voting for you. At least we don’t lose you on Kevin and bean and love line. PS You better hit that. GLENDALE!!!
GetPsychoMikeBackToWork
March 29, 2011 10:11 pm
Hahaha!
Erin
March 29, 2011 10:11 pm
Oh, gone far too early! But good for Mike for having the guts to get out there in front of millions. He was a class act in his departure. I’m sure he has lots of new fans!
RACHELL
March 29, 2011 10:14 pm
I have NEVER watched this show til now just for Mike. I voted and I’m sad to see you go, but grateful that I will not have to watch again. You are so awesome and will def. be doing great things in the future!
Ammie
March 30, 2011 8:07 am
I am With Rachell I was satying up just to see you dance i wonder if anyone in LA will be watching now that you are gone.I know i wont I <3 you mike but thank you for letting me get to bed early once again lol
Jessica
March 29, 2011 10:15 pm
I am sooo glad I was able to go to Dancing with the Stars yesterday!! Psycho Mike is AWESOME and HILARIOUS!!! So sad he had to go tonight!!!!
Sean Leonard
March 29, 2011 10:16 pm
So sad . Maybe traumatized.
dailyyickie.com
March 29, 2011 10:30 pm
so sorry to hear that you didn’t make it Mike, check out http://www.dailyyickie.com, it will make you feel a lot better
dailyyuckie.com
March 29, 2011 10:32 pm
so sorry to hear that you didn’t make it Mike, check out http://www.dailyyuckie.com, it will make you feel a lot better
Tiffany
March 29, 2011 10:34 pm
Ah Mike, sucks that you were the first person to get kicked off. I thought you were better than Wendy Williams. Plus, it would of been nice if people got to see more of your personality. Love you on the Morning Show. Love you more on Loveline.
chu
March 29, 2011 10:54 pm
sorry to hear mike and lacey… but at least now we dont have to suffer because no more KOM and beermug producing the show.
Grey
March 29, 2011 11:05 pm
Dancing with the Stars is not my kind of show at all (or anything on t.v. nowadays really..), but I watched it just to see Mike and vote for him! So sad he didn’t get to continue, it would have been fun/awesome to see that. I agree with Kevin & Bean though, you have guts but don’t ever do the dancing thing again! Haha <3
Carlos
March 29, 2011 11:08 pm
He’s still my favorite on the K&B squad.
Lisa
March 29, 2011 11:13 pm
I voted for you and sorry you won’t be dancing anymore. Will miss seeing you shake your cute ass on tv!!
jo
March 29, 2011 11:15 pm
i voted like crazy! but its ok.
mike got to experience something new, had fun, did his true self dance at the end, and made people laugh.
although, i do think that wendy should have gone home first.
brains
March 29, 2011 11:26 pm
I just feel bad so psycho mike…he wont hear the end of it from Kevin and bean…
LS
March 29, 2011 11:28 pm
Yes, it’s disappointing but I feel like it was totally set up that he would be the one to go. I voted. I wanted him to go farther than the 1st week, but alas, DWTS is as predictable as the women that call loveline with a little girl’s voice. Sad to see you go Mike. Looking forward to hearing you again on the K&B show.
Destiny
March 29, 2011 11:30 pm
aww I won’t be watching Dancing with the stars again. I thought he did really good, especially the second dance.
joe mama
March 29, 2011 11:30 pm
smoking hot? lacey is fat and crosseyed and overall really weird looking..
doorofhorn
March 29, 2011 11:31 pm
Kudos to Mike for trying. I don’t know why he was put on that show in the first place. Seems rather random and you know there had to be a level of bias against his level of “stardom”
Liliana
March 29, 2011 11:38 pm
I’m sooooo sad Mike, i have never voted for anyone before and this time i voted for you…. you were great. I guess you should be happy you got that much attention now your a STAR!!!!! I missed you during the morning so i welcome back… KEEP IT UP!!!
PS: you got to tap Lacy’s butt, that is a plus already!!!!! lol
NIcole Alvarez
March 30, 2011 1:38 am
I think Lacey is super awesome.
Jan
March 30, 2011 12:18 am
Oh Mike…we hardly knew ye……I wish you could have stayed longer so the non-KROQ/Loveline America could get to know and love you like all of us do. You tried your best and I am proud of you guy! Besides you have already reached the heights of fame…..saw you on TMZ shirtless yesterday…..Very nice!!! You are officially a star!!
Valeri
March 30, 2011 12:30 am
I have been a Fan of mikes for awhile and im glad that America got see what a hott , funny and talented guy he really is! You totally got low balled by the judges and was not the worst dancer this season!! Your still #1 in books boo boo hahhah!!
psychomikeisreallygay
March 30, 2011 1:19 am
LOL
Eric
March 30, 2011 5:33 am
Mike you didn’t win cuz your not a “has been’ at the end of your career. I saw your Regis effort and no doubt your career is just get’n started !
Stacey
March 30, 2011 6:20 am
So sorry to see him go so soon – he got all the votes in my household, and Wendy should have been the one to go. LOVED LOVED LOVED that you took Kevin’s advice and did “the gravedigger” (and some of your other awesome freestyle moves) for your exit dance, LOL!
Mari
March 30, 2011 7:41 am
MIke so sorry you had to go!!! Wendy Williams should have been the one to get the boot. America will not see how hillarious you are. Your last dance was AWESOME!!!!!
Dolores
March 30, 2011 7:46 am
Mike,
You’re so gosh darn handsome and funny. You did great buddy. Welcome back.
Erin Foiles
March 30, 2011 7:58 am
Pycho Mike is the best thing there was about that show which really should not be called Dancing with the Stars. Wendy Williams ..please.He is a much bigger star and has a better personality than that show deserves to have. You and Lacey are awesome!! Oh and Kevin and Bean, I listen to you guys religiously every morning from Atlanta. All you guys are awesome!
jon
March 30, 2011 8:44 am
The show sucks now without Psycho Mike. LACEY=====HOT!
Johana
March 30, 2011 8:55 am
It’s so sad to see Mike leave I only watch Dancing with the Stars because of Mike I think he is awesome!!
Viol8tor
March 30, 2011 9:03 am
Alright guys, someone link me to the site so i can vote.
GO MIKE, your gona win, i just know it!!!!
Rico
March 30, 2011 9:03 am
I love Lacey May…..
herbert the pervert
March 30, 2011 9:24 am
good job mike you will be missed
r00d
March 30, 2011 9:30 am
Sucks you were booted off, but we all know the most important thing is you tearin that hot partner of yours up! As the great Gene Simmons has said on the show, make sure you make a deposit in her flesh pocket.
Hurricane
March 30, 2011 9:33 am
don’t watch that stuff but hey man it took cajones to try it in the first place…well done
Hilda
March 30, 2011 9:33 am
Mike, (or Cinnamon Regis, as I like to call you) you should of done more of that freestyle farewell dancing earlier in the week and you woud’ve gotten more votes. Sorry you got booted off so early, but I’m glad you’re back on K&B cuz your stand-ins suck.
Erik
March 30, 2011 9:33 am
Nice try Mike! The show would have been more entertaining if you stayed on. Oh well, their loss. Just be glad you didn’t get swallowed up by Kirstie Alley and hit on by RuPaul, sorry I mean Wendy Williams. C’mon, she does look a little manish.
B$
March 30, 2011 9:40 am
Awesome….he’s done. Now they can bump uglies and get it over with.
Mooveychick
March 30, 2011 10:24 am
Mike you rocked it. You were so much better on the second dance, the Jive, and I really enjoyed watching you thrive. You were gone too soon, I voted for you, as many times as I could. Even though I miss you on K&B (sorry Beer Mug), you deserved to be on the show longer. Viva La Raza!
Laurie
March 30, 2011 10:32 am
THANK GOD! I don’t have to watch that stupid show ever again! Congrats, Psycho Mike for going out there… but I can’t say I’m sorry… onward and upward!
Adrian
March 30, 2011 10:32 am
Thanks so much, Mike! Because of your terrible dancing, you’ve deprived me of watching Lacey bounce that smoking hot bod around for the rest of the season…you f’n douchebag!
millstar420
March 30, 2011 10:33 am
damn it i thought you going to win this one Mike, wtf, oh well at least i never have to watch that show again but i am goning to miss seeing you on T.V. you so damn hot ….TAKE OFF YOU SHIRT!!!
Addy
March 30, 2011 11:42 am
I am sad that you got booted off the show Mike. But oh well it is their loss because you were the best personality on that show. America does not know on the awesomeness that it will be missing out on by not having you on the show.
Rosie
March 30, 2011 11:53 am
I didnt vote for you, not because u weren’t awesome, but because Im that viewer who doesnt vote then gets upset when they kick off their favorite dancer. My bad! But I know we can expect to see u in other things soon… maybe Celebrity apprentice? or perhaps Big Brother? Either way, sorry you got kicked off 1st.
Valerie Portillo
March 30, 2011 12:24 pm
I didnt really know what Psycho Mike looked like, he is one good looking guy.. whoo hoo!
frank
March 30, 2011 1:24 pm
Epic Fail
Haha
March 30, 2011 1:36 pm
Haha – Mike you’re such a loser.
Nay Nay
March 30, 2011 1:45 pm
Mike, WOW what a Hottie!!! I’ve heard Love Line before on my way home, it’s hilarious but never thought of what he might look like, yummmm. Good job on DWTS, I along with about 99% of the population wouldn’t even think to try it. I agree with the others, go on another reality show, it will be hilarious.
lauren
March 30, 2011 3:03 pm
Mike you are awesome!!!!!!! and if you aren’t banging Lacey Schwimmer than I am so disappointed in you!! That chick is sooooooooo hot!!!
Luis
March 31, 2011 5:28 am
Good Job Mike. I actually sat down and watched a show with my wife that she liked. I only watched because of you, so now it’s back to internet porn. But you were fun to watch. OH and you make my butt hungry!
brian
April 8, 2011 7:19 pm
The nail in mikes coffin didnt come from is hysterically bad dancing. It was the rascist statment he made when he first met lacey. Hes not well known enough to insult people on such a popular show. I had never heard of him before this show. But I do admit he is good looking even if he sadly admits his penis is small : (