Psycho Mike Readies Part 2 Of His Diabolical Plan For Dancing With the Stars
[Gallery] Mike Catherwood & His…It only took Psycho Mike one week on Dancing With the Stars to turn the entire country against him. Last week, his partner Lacy Schwimmer got a perfect 30 points, added to Psycho Mike’s negative 17, for a total of 13, good for last place. If this is your kind of show, watch the entire episode here.
Mike’s plan? Use the safety of week one to lower expectations as much as possible. Then, on Monday night, as long as he doesn’t crawl on the floor and lick it for 3 minutes, everybody will be talking about how MUCH he’s improved. Genius.
This week he brought in his secret weapon, me, to help him with a few top secret dance moves, guaranteed to launch him straight into the finals.
What you’re about to see, Mike and I started creating back in New York. I was running a night club, and Mike, known then as “Moose”, helped me save the club. You might have seen the documentary movie Step Up 3d about our accomplishments. Notice how girlie his left hand is on my side. Here are just a few of the moves we’re working on.
- The pull-up
- The shopping cart
- The Tarmac
- Grave digger
- Jacking the car
- Bartender
- The Tornado
- Mime in a box
- Siberian pelvic destruction (®) (all rights reserved)
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Bean is a Dip
March 25, 2011 6:45 am
Kevin is a tough task-master but he got Psycho Mike loosened up enough to do one final move at the end-Pimpin the Ho. Get Lacey on the show to spill the secrets on Psycho Mike.
chip van doren
March 25, 2011 7:16 am
i hope mike goes far so we could see more of beautiful lacey she is so hot.
Mike
March 25, 2011 7:58 am
Kevin: Lacy! Cmon keep up!
Lacy: Sorry it’s just so hard.
Justin
March 26, 2011 10:47 pm
That is really what she said!
Mike morimoto
March 25, 2011 8:05 am
I think the shower and the Charlie Sheen are locks for 10′s.. Omg Thats some funny stuff.. P.S. Lacy is just SMOKEN HOT!!!
Biz
March 25, 2011 8:56 am
wow Lacey GIGGITY GIGGITY GI-GI-TY!!!!!
Danny
March 25, 2011 9:02 am
Lacy Ur HOT!!!!
Down with DWTS
March 25, 2011 9:15 am
Umm am I the only one to notice that Mike is wearing heels? Whuuuuuut? Lacy is HOT but looked so comfortable too. must be the comfort of being around a couple of gay guys.
I’m sure that wasn’t the first time she’s been spanked on the ass.
Carlos
March 25, 2011 9:23 am
Yeah Mike! Slap that ass!!! Lucky bastard.
ryne
March 25, 2011 9:53 am
Wow, leave it to the Kevin & Bean Show to create a blog where everyone has kind words of encouragement. You dont see that in ANY blog! Its very refreshing to see!
Liz G
March 25, 2011 9:58 am
Lacey just doesn’t even know what to do in the presence of dance skill like that…^_^ Go Mike!
cs
March 25, 2011 10:37 am
ahahahaha …”the charlie sheen” …. WINNING!!
enrique
March 25, 2011 11:39 am
…noticed that at the end, when mike is humpin her, instead of pushing him away she pulls him closer….Lacy need so major vagin sexy time right about now.
Jamie
March 25, 2011 12:16 pm
Laughed so hard my coworkers really think I’m nuts. Gotta ask … why is Beer Mug topless?
ASO
March 25, 2011 1:17 pm
Beer Mug i would so go gay for you…i mean really gay for u.
Lex
March 25, 2011 1:36 pm
This was hilarious..I could not stop laughing. I also have to ask why is beer mug topless? Go Mike!
Gabril
March 25, 2011 6:40 pm
Mike is so funny…
Gene Simmons
March 25, 2011 8:08 pm
Mike recovered awfuly quick from that punch in the nads. Hmm…, something tells me he doesn’t have much there to hit to begin with.
Lisa May, speaking of punches, how about I do a Donkey Punch on you…
OCLauri
March 26, 2011 11:51 am
Don’t miss the Parts 2, 3, and 4, people – I almost did until I heard the podcast – they’re even more hilarious! Favorite quote: “Even a small dagger can be deadly in the hands of a ninja.”
Conrad
March 27, 2011 2:19 am
That has to be the worst game of “Ding dong ditch” I have ever seen. It hurts just to look at it.
Yerba
March 27, 2011 11:32 pm
Hey Phycho Mike, ur a crazy MOFO! LMmofoAO!!! I dont think theyre ready 4 u yet Mike….EF’m, letem adjust themnselves!!! LOL!!!
Diana VdK
March 28, 2011 8:56 am
With moves like the siberian pelvic destruction Lacey and Mike will wow those judges! How could Bruno resist that?
Leo
March 28, 2011 2:10 pm
Mike you gotta hit that!
Geofdog
March 28, 2011 7:03 pm
For SURE the first showmance of the season! I have the feeling it’ll turn into the real thing! Cute couple! All he has 2 do is dance better than the Situation and Michael Bolton. FOCUS!!
ingrid
March 29, 2011 4:14 pm
the charlie sheen is gonna catch on like wildfire–i just know it!!!
ralph
March 29, 2011 9:36 pm
don’t get why beer mug needs his shirt off!!! but whatever.
Tash
March 30, 2011 9:35 am
Sorry to see you go Mike, but at least now my daughter and I are DONE watching DWTS – man its sucks… love the tutoring Kevin!
Terri Jones
March 30, 2011 2:44 pm
had no idea kevin was so tall. plus he has the whitest legs ever in southern california. what’s with the mary poppins shoes on psycho mike?