Lisa May Ate WHAT?!?!
This morning, we discovered some shocking news about Lisa May’s eating habits. I don’t want to gross you out right off the bat, but it wasn’t pleasant! I mean, we’ve all eaten some questionable things before, but this definitely takes the cake! (No, cake is not what she ate!)
In Lisa’s defense, she did not realize what she was eating until it was too late, but there’s no recovery from this one!!!
So, Lisa May picked up some Italian food for dinner over the weekend. What started as a nice dinner quickly turned into a terrible mistake! I happened to read her tweet and knew that Kevin & Bean were gonna have to grill her about it come Monday morning. Here’s the tweet:
Lisa had some explaining to do! Apparently she was sharing her seat with her dog while eating dinner. When she got up to go back to the kitchen, she noticed something on the seat that looked like a piece of garlic bread. Rather than brushing it onto her plate and just taking it to the trash, she proceeded to eat this “garlic bread” crumb.
After about two chews, she discovered that it was clearly not garlic bread! WHAT?!?! Who does that?!?! I mean, we all use our own discretion when it comes to the “10 second rule” or “30 second rule,” but if you see something where your dog was just sitting that looks like ” a large Junior Mint,” as Lisa says, and you’re not eating Junior Mints, DO NOT EAT!
Listen to the audio to hear the story in Lisa’s own words, and leave a comment below to let us know if you’ve had a food mishap of your own.
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SlappyMcGee
March 21, 2011 10:09 am
OMG!! Lisa, you so crazy!
josh
March 21, 2011 10:18 am
FIRST
jose
March 21, 2011 12:18 pm
fail
Really?OKfershu
March 21, 2011 10:19 am
thats what you get for having an animal at the table where you are eating,. EEEEeeeeewwwwWWWWW!
grrrravy
March 21, 2011 10:30 am
Hey Lisa, I would have kissed you goodnight, just a little to the south.
Nick
March 21, 2011 10:59 am
OMG there was tottally DOO DOO on it!
LS
March 21, 2011 7:36 pm
LOL!!!
tmf247
March 21, 2011 11:01 am
nom nom nom!
Rick
March 21, 2011 11:17 am
I love that pic. is that taco pink inside?
Jeanette
March 21, 2011 12:04 pm
Tastes just like chicken!
JetPilot
March 21, 2011 12:21 pm
how does one mistake dog (or any other) poo for a piece of garlic bread…? didn’t the smell tip you off…???
YECH…!!!
chu
March 21, 2011 12:55 pm
OOOHHHH LISA !!!!!!!
Robby Diesel
March 21, 2011 1:27 pm
didn’t it feel funky? So gross…
Mark
March 21, 2011 4:52 pm
Now I know why your top lip smells like S@&!.
lalala
March 21, 2011 10:24 pm
Lisa May, you can now officially wear that “I eat poop” shirt and own up to it. Congratulations!
Bill
March 22, 2011 7:22 am
My buddy played so much World of Warcraft that he couldn’t run to the bathroom during one of his raids. So what does he do, yup pee in a bottle. The next morning he wakes up and and goes, “Hay, a Mountain Dew I didn’t drink last night. I’m kind of thirsty.” He took a big pull off of it, and must have been way to tired, because he said he swallowed it. He tries to justify it, but we still make fun of him about it. BTW he doesn’t play WOW any more.
Jim
March 22, 2011 7:39 am
I can beat all of you! For the first 20 years of my life almost everyday I ate my mothers cooking!
anonymous
March 22, 2011 10:11 am
One time my bf and I were having sex when he suddenly had to finish. Me being on top, I jumped off and when he came, it shot out with such force that some shot up to his face and a little got into his mouth. LOL
Jacksie
September 12, 2011 8:21 pm
I know the story is disgusting and all that, but I can’t get past the fact thet that pic is still kinda hot. Can Lisa May tone down the sexiness a little?!