Charlie Sheen Fired From Two And A Half Men. Who Will Fill His Shoes?

Charlie Sheen on CBS's Two and a Half Men

Word came down the line yesterday that our favorite “winning” twitterer, Charlie Sheen, was officially canned from his hit CBS show, Two and a Half Men. TMZ has obtained the official letter that was sent to Charlie’s attorney and manager and can bee seen here.

It’s still undecided as to whether or not the show will continue without its lead. Would it even be a good idea to try to fill his shoes? Keep in mind that Charlie Sheen took over for Michael J. Fox when he left Spin City, so maybe it won’t be such a disastrous move.

In the meantime, we here, at The Kevin & Bean Show, have received news that there may have been some secret auditions held recently to fill the lead roll.

One of the names being thrown around to step into the show was John Stamos, who has had a recurring guest role this season on FOX’s show Glee. While Stamos seems unlikely, there are some other possibilities. Listen to the audio for the “leaked” audition clips.

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Harrison Ford:

Harrison Ford's drug of choice? Slime.

As of recently, Ford has not been at the top of his game. His most recent film, Morning Glory, co-starring Rachel McAdams, completely flopped at the box office. He does have Jon Favreau’s Coboys & Aliens coming out this summer, but nothing on his schedule after that. While we think this could be a great career move for Ford, we’re not sure that we’ll be able to understand anything he’s saying! That guy mumbles through everything!

Al Pacino:

The ever-so-lively Al Pacino.

After a bunch of acting wins for the HBO miniseries You Don’t Know Jack, in which Al Pacino portrayed Dr. Jack Kevorkian, his film, Son of No One, get slaughtered by critics at this year’s Sundance Film Festival. Pacino has nothing scheduled til 2012. Could he step into Two and a Half Men in Sheen’s place? We’d like to say yes, but somehow every time he talks, he still sounds like he’s playing Tony Montano in Scarface.

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

CA's former "Governator" and his latest acting head shots.

No longer the governor of “Cah-lee-for-nee-uh,” we’ve learned that Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking to get back into acting. He made a brief cameo in The Expendables, but maybe Two and a Half Men could really showcase his stellar acting skills.

What do you think? Do we have some qualified candidates?