Maybe Eric Clapton Killed A Guy

In between all their Charlie Sheen coverage the past week, TMZ.com might have broken the biggest celebrity story of the year.

One of their guys spotted guitar rock god Eric Clapton in a Southern California laundromat washing, drying, and folding his own clothes.

How? Why? Whaaaaaaat? If Clapton has a place in L.A., he would have his own washer and dryer. If he doesn’t, then he would have the hotel where he’s staying take care of it. Right?

Well, now there are several theories racing around the internets (including mine that Slowhand might have needed to launder some bloody clothes to keep the evidence hidden.)

Think my “covering up a dead hooker’s murder” theory is crazy? It is. But this guy suggests either the real Eric Clapton has been replaced by a robot (like Jesus prophesied) or that the photo’s publication is a signal to a sleeper cell somewhere else in the world that it is time to put the next phase of their plan in effect.

Okay, what do you think is REALLY going on?

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