The 3 Things You Need To Enjoy The Oscars On Sunday Night
Why do we need a Four Loco drinking game?
This Sunday, February 27, is the 83rd Annual Academy Awards, and while I LOVE movies, I don’t think this show is for me. Do you know how I know? 10 movies are up for Best Picture, and not ONE of them is Jackass 3D? That’s some b-u-l-l-s-h*t.
Does The Social Network have Steve-O playing “Beehive Tetherball?”
Tip #1:
Start recording the show and wait for 1 hour before you begin watching. This allows to skip through one of the Glee kids singing a song in Spanish for the Foreign Movie Biutiful, while some interpretive dance crew dressed in lavish costumes, ribbons, or spandex body suits prances around the stage for 7 full minutes.
You HAVE to be able to fast forward to enjoy a show like this.
PAGE 2 Now it’s time to drink!
Fernie B
February 25, 2011 8:05 am
…and a GLEE opening is necessarily bad because…
LOL