TLC’s Freak Shows Stole My Sunday And I Want It Back
This past Sunday I was wasting a little time before the NBA All-Star game and came across the TLC channel. My Strange Addiction was on. There was a girl who ate laundry detergent and soap. After that, I watched the woman who ate couch cushions. Then the girl who ate toilet paper. Then I realized I was missing the NBA All Star game. I picked up the remote to change the channel to TNT.
One second before my finger hit the remote, a tease came on for My Mom Weights 600 Pounds. I HAD to see her… 5 minutes top. Then it was 15 minutes. I didn’t like it. But I was in a tractor beam of circus freaks and I couldn’t break away. This 600 pound woman was not small. During that show there was another tease. It was The Man Who Lost His Face.
I really didn’t want to watch the dude with no face, but I was powerless. Needless to say I missed the entire basketball game.
Don’t scroll down any further. I’m serious. You won’t like it.
Now I’m serious. DO NOT LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING PICTURES OF THE MAN WITH NO FACE.
I couldn’t have warned you more. You’re a sick bastard.
Julio
February 23, 2011 6:28 am
I wonder why it took them this long for him to start surgery on his face?
Kelita
March 9, 2011 5:43 pm
Maybe because its extremely expensive
Joe A
February 23, 2011 6:34 am
WOW!!! That poor guy. Are there any “after” pics? After he had the surgery?
Nikki
February 23, 2011 6:34 am
I hate you so much right now! However, it is not cause
you forced me to watch this but because you did not put up pictures of the man without a face OR video! Now I have to lay in my bed and spend my life doing it!! Thanks Kevin!!!!
Nikki
February 23, 2011 6:36 am
Post op pictures of the man without a face is what I mean!
Linnie
February 23, 2011 7:27 am
Holy crap! How the hell did he see?
Tyler
February 23, 2011 7:59 am
how the hell did he breathe?!
hypchyck
February 23, 2011 8:10 am
This guy should make all of us who b*tch and complain about minor imperfections realize just how f**kin lucky we are. There are always people worse off.
And as for the 600lb woman – that should encourage ALL of us to put down the fork! There’s no excuse for her.
Nippley
February 23, 2011 8:01 pm
I think you’re a bit hard on the woman… we all make mistakes. i say, as long as she learns from it, there’s no need for harsh mentality.
MrBalloonHands
February 24, 2011 2:40 am
no she definitely deserved it!
jason
February 23, 2011 8:11 am
Um, you got some poop on your face. Lots
Natalie
February 23, 2011 8:45 am
, He kinda looks like the tree man.
serg
February 23, 2011 9:02 am
I thought I beat this guy on level 5 of resident evil
TL
February 23, 2011 9:13 am
why? why would you do that?
Joe
February 23, 2011 9:23 am
Ohhhh Kevin, whhyyy? I am rubbing my eyes and it won’t go away! Whhyyyy?
Adam
February 23, 2011 9:29 am
I hate you for this Kevin! I really do hate you for this!
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omg!
cynical
February 23, 2011 9:35 am
Do you think he wears a hat to keep the sun out of his eyes or to be inconspicuous? Or, do you think he was just having a bad hair day?
Too soon?
cynical
February 23, 2011 9:47 am
Kevin should sponsor that guy for the 2011 WSOP.
Nikki
February 23, 2011 11:55 am
Holy crap!! How could he even breathe? Poor guy
the jeez
February 23, 2011 11:59 am
nope.com
Denis
February 23, 2011 12:48 pm
how dare you!, she is not a whore she is a nice lady!
Jon K
February 23, 2011 1:13 pm
He still scores the babes! Nice.
Clint Torres
February 23, 2011 3:01 pm
Looks like a collection of scrotums or a really f**ked up butthole with genital warts.
Noah
April 20, 2011 9:45 pm
I saw him on a show “The Man who Lost his Face”, and the person who said “At least he still scores babes!”, that’s his cousin 0.0