Got Three Goats? Need A Coachella Ticket? Good News!

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When did goats become currency? When some poor Kanye fan came up short on his cheese production, got desperate and turned to Craigslist.
Here’s the link to the Craigslist posting, just in case you’re interested:
I’m guessing they will take it down at some point, so here’s the text, preserved for posterity: I really need three goats for the new harvest. I have an extra 3 Day Pass to the 2011 Coachella Music Festival. I love Kanye but my cheese production is way down…. Email if interested.
Good luck!





Karla
January 27, 2011 8:41 pm
My neighbor has a few goats…I don’t think he’d notice if
3 just happened to disappear…
Alex
January 27, 2011 9:24 pm
Hahahaha I dare you!
lostsoul86
January 31, 2011 7:20 pm
go for it anything for coachella
Karla
January 31, 2011 8:46 pm
Id sooooo do it right now but….I’m too much of a pussy to do it…
lostsoul86
January 31, 2011 11:07 pm
carla grow some balls lol
Karla
February 1, 2011 9:56 am
I don’t support vampire-ism.
snead
January 28, 2011 12:11 am
i want one
*!*
January 31, 2011 5:23 pm
Yeah right, milk. Wink*Wink
If the freemasons want to sacrifice, then say so! Don’t deny and say you want milk.
*!*
January 31, 2011 5:23 pm
I do not condone animal sacrifices.
RoMi
February 14, 2011 11:59 pm
So did that wEiRdo get his GOaTs??? I DONt GeT it……………………
cat
February 23, 2011 2:40 pm
i wonder if he got the goats =D