The Kevin & Bean Show – If You’re A New Listener, Proceed With Caution
We’ve been around KROQ for a while, but occasionally we’ll get an email from someone who just started listening. They’ve never heard us before.
If you’ve been listening for any amount of time, you know we’re f***king weak. But new listeners haven’t learned that yet.
So I edited together a video that’s a public service announcement letting them know about the goodness they’re gonna get. (Somebody needs to invent a “sarcasm font.”)
I present to you: Kevin and Bean – Stranger Danger
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A few more details:
Kevin: Not so smart.
Bean: Incredibly smart.
Kevin: Very social.
Bean: Super anti-social. Has Aspergers. Denies it.
Kevin: Demolishes the English language.
Bean: The grammar police.
Kevin: Don’t remember ANY details about music, bands, or anything else. Uses his navigation system to get home each day.
Bean: Encyclopedic knowledge of all music ever made.
Kevin: Goes into the studio to work.
Bean: Works from home.
Kevin: Irresponsible. Late for everything.
Bean: Super responsible. Early to everything.
Kevin: Loves fun.
Bean: Not a big fan of fun.
Kevin: Doesn’t understand Bean’s unnatural love for the Post Office and 7-11.
Bean: Has an unnatural love for the Post Office and 7-11.
And now, the people who do the real work:
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Ralph Garman: If there’s something funny, he’s the one who says it. Man of a thousand voices.
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Lisa May: Too nice. Helps you stomach us. I think we’re ruining her.
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Psycho Mike: In-studio producer. Also Love Line host. Great at music parodies that get us in trouble.
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Alex: Our producer. The organization of the group. Always yelling stupid stuff at us like “you’re playing the wrong song!” or “you guys aren’t on the air!” Meaningless stuff.
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Dave The King of Mexico: Assistant producer. Plays Farmville during our show so he has no idea what’s going on. But he can harvest a mean crop of corn.
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DJ Omar Khan: All audio production. Might be going crazy. For reals.
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Chip: Answers the phones. Plays a mean bass. Ninja.
We’d like you to listen. But you should probably get your positive influence somewhere else. If you feel you want to contact any of us, feel free to email us:
Kevin@kroq.com
Bean@kroq.com
Ralph@kroq.com
Lisa@kroq.com
PsychoMike@kroq.com
Alex@kroq.com
KingofMexico@kroq.com
Omar@kroq.com
rob
January 26, 2011 6:56 am
kids, its all about making good choices…. :kevin eats it with the dirt bike: LOL!! well done
Eric
January 26, 2011 7:55 am
Well done FOE! (long-time listener)
redbully
January 26, 2011 8:40 am
can we see the email so we can flame it?
Luis
January 26, 2011 9:16 am
oh man this is awesome. hahahahahaha Dave the king of mexico plays farmville while the show goes on. freakin hilarious
mike vz
January 26, 2011 9:18 am
i especially enjoyed Slayer parking lot and the lawsuit inclusion
T
January 26, 2011 10:19 am
there is a sarcasm punctuation mark. It’s called a Sarcmark. Look it up on youtube.
Reverend Justito
January 26, 2011 11:28 am
I assume this is for folks who listen to Live 105 in the SF Bay Area? I grew up listening to Live 105. From what I hear, most of the Bay Area is hating Kevin & Bean.
James
January 26, 2011 2:46 pm
here’s the cool video intro for Live 105er’s:
http://live105.radio.com/2010/12/10/kevin-beans-big-announcement/
Sivan
January 26, 2011 7:42 pm
hahahah THANK YOU
ASO
January 26, 2011 3:23 pm
Bean after seeing younger u i would so hit that.
chris darnell
January 26, 2011 3:40 pm
hello,i dont care what anybody thinks or say kevin and bean and kroq is the the best radio station ever keep rocking out.
lostsoul86
January 27, 2011 3:29 am
is chip now being paid to be there or still an intern ? cause chip deserves better then being an intern hell my poop has mor talent then kevin and bean chip rocks
Maria Robles
January 27, 2011 8:11 pm
OMG BIG TIME KEVIN AND BEAN FAN!!!!!! WHEN I HERE UR VOICES ITS AN ORGASM FOR ME…
-Elektra
January 31, 2011 11:34 am
Kevin and Frijole (Bean) are the shitsy nitsy!! love line is awesome…. but I do have one complain DONT CHANGE THE GOD DAMN STINKY PINKY THEAM SOOOOONNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats the Only reason I fell in love with love line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhh i needed that. peace and beans