Miss Double D-cember 2011 Top Ten Finalist – Christine
Miss Double D-cember 2011 Finalist - Christine
Name: Christine
Occupation: Psychology Student/Amateur Sex Therapist
Home Town: Brea
If you wrote your autobiography, what would the title be?
Know Why the Caged Whore Sings
If you could have one super-power, what would it be and why?
Retractable Bone Claws – so I could claw off yo face!
If you were a “porn star,” what would your made-up stage name be?
Sally Swallows
If they named a new dessert after you, what delicious ingredients would be in it?
Red Velvet Cupcake Mix made with Bourbon + Vanilla Frosting & sprinkled with Atomic Fire Balls and Warheads.
If selected as a finalist, you’ll be asked to perform in a talent show. What’s your talent?
I can untwist two beer bottles with my boobs. Boo ya!
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JOSH
November 24, 2010 7:12 am
WOW
Andy
November 24, 2010 7:15 am
Got my vote all the way!
George Steinmetz
November 24, 2010 7:15 am
Winner Winner Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Louie
November 24, 2010 7:22 am
WINNER!
Travis
November 24, 2010 7:23 am
Holy hell!
Mike
November 24, 2010 8:02 am
Smoking hot, and what gorgeous eyes! Yes I even saw her eyes!!!
misty
November 24, 2010 8:10 am
I wanna party with this girl! She seems fun and crazy, I love it!
Eric
November 24, 2010 8:17 am
G’Damn!! I just typed this with no hands!!
JB
November 24, 2010 8:31 am
She looks like Megan Fox but with a couple of upgrades!
matt
November 24, 2010 8:36 am
Wow! I believe she shud be miss double delight fully d-cember
Mike L
November 24, 2010 8:39 am
Ding. Winner. I just fell in love as well.
NICK
November 24, 2010 9:20 am
Sally Swallows for the win.
ransack jack
November 24, 2010 9:27 am
ralph is on to something here, by far the most appealing to start
dwurst
November 24, 2010 9:30 am
DAMN. SHE IS AWSOME….
chilly
November 24, 2010 9:44 am
I EFIN LOVE YOU!!!!
wowzers
November 24, 2010 10:35 am
/lightning voice
We have a winnerrrrrrrrrrrrr!
andrew
November 24, 2010 11:17 am
winner winner boobie dinner
dwurst
November 24, 2010 12:22 pm
STILL AWSOME
Holly Tackman
November 24, 2010 12:37 pm
Christine’s got it in the bag!!! If she doesn’t represent Miss Double December then I don’t know who else could
Justin
November 24, 2010 1:13 pm
I think we have are new DD
Danny
November 24, 2010 1:36 pm
Damn Christine you are 4sure gonna win this thing
sally swallows lol nice…..
Jacob
November 24, 2010 1:42 pm
This is more like it!!!!! Winner for my vote!..My December calendar would hang up all year in the bedroon, office and garage!
edward
November 24, 2010 2:25 pm
ur hotttt!!!! and beautiful!!!!! muah
Dave
November 24, 2010 2:51 pm
WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO WITH THOSE BOBBIES?????
Chris
November 24, 2010 3:07 pm
PREFECT!!!!!
Mario
November 24, 2010 4:28 pm
TOP !
shaun dizzle
November 29, 2010 7:47 am
Just listened to the radio show.
Can’t believe this chick can open beer bottles with her boobs.
I haven’t seen any other contestants but I’m guessing they’re as hot or hotter so idk if this chick has my vote
Bill
November 24, 2010 7:26 pm
WOOOOOWIE!!!! Smokin’ hot!!!!!!
Steve
November 24, 2010 8:25 pm
got my vote!
Mike Pedicone
November 24, 2010 9:38 pm
you win.
Joey
November 24, 2010 9:58 pm
she wins, hands down
ron
November 24, 2010 11:20 pm
OH YEAH!!! Wow, nice eyes. Nice D’s too. Winner!!
ron
November 24, 2010 11:25 pm
I mean DD’s. Dammmmmmm.
CARLOS
November 25, 2010 12:26 am
MOTORBOOOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A NURSE QUICKLY
Davis Akasaki
November 25, 2010 4:32 am
You got it Christine!!!!! haha.. hows the post graduate life now??
Anthony
November 25, 2010 7:08 am
Stop the contest here is your WINNER!!!!!!
W.D.Woodcock
November 25, 2010 10:12 am
Ladies and Gentleman we have winner.(based on her answers shes smart and witty)Gorgeous girl.
Jeff & Kortney
November 25, 2010 1:15 pm
2 votes way up firm & high here !!!!!!!!!!
blah
November 25, 2010 6:01 pm
ummm… NO
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:39 pm
Boo on you!
Double D Commissioner
November 26, 2010 8:46 am
Ummm… YES
ryan
November 26, 2010 10:25 am
u had me at swallows
Dan
November 26, 2010 10:27 am
You get my vote….only because it will give holly something to brag about
c
November 26, 2010 1:04 pm
tatas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!motor boat
Ryz Flow
November 26, 2010 2:32 pm
you give the boys a hot & sour taste they can’t even get past the sprinkles but it’s that red velvet cake that makes a boy sink in and bite down are you swimming in the sea or has someone already hooked you..
Ryz Flow
November 26, 2010 2:33 pm
P)
Juanito
November 26, 2010 2:58 pm
ummmm…what was i gonna say?……oh yeah,…..PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FmE!!
December 1, 2010 9:53 pm
dude, this chick is banging! really!!? are you gay!?
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:46 pm
definitely gay.
Ace Face
November 26, 2010 6:24 pm
I’ve voting for her because she has a bobtail necklace and a jaguar ring. If you aren’t convinced now you are an idiot.
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:40 pm
I would be happy to give her a pearl necklace!
Ace Face
November 26, 2010 6:27 pm
HOTT! HOTT! HOTT!
LT_SMASH
November 26, 2010 8:25 pm
I hope she likes to wear white pants.
Fher
November 26, 2010 8:43 pm
Gentleman… we have a winner….she´s just the hottes!!!
Joe Listener
November 26, 2010 11:54 pm
She is the winner!
J
November 27, 2010 9:37 am
OMG!!!!!
Mike
November 27, 2010 10:17 am
why does she look chubby in last picture? did she just use the two best pictures to trick us? I wanna see how you look in person. hope you’re not tubby
nyburg
November 27, 2010 5:25 pm
trust me dude i met her today and i couldnt stop drooling i might even drag my ass down to there on fri just to see her half naked
Al
November 27, 2010 11:17 am
Thats what I call a sexy nurse outfit! She’s got my vote!
Tom
November 27, 2010 1:54 pm
Nice….
john paul proper
November 27, 2010 3:43 pm
winner
Kevin
November 28, 2010 4:46 pm
I have a lot of beer that needs to be opened
julian
November 28, 2010 8:58 pm
self proclaimed whore? -1. untwist two beer bottles with boobies? +1. i’m undecided. -1 for the fact that she’s going to be fat once she’s in her mid- to late-30s. you can totally tell.
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:41 pm
Jealous anyone?
Jerry
November 29, 2010 7:31 am
See ya at the slide bar !!! U are by far the hottest !
Charlie
November 29, 2010 8:09 am
Super-power answer hints of psychosis, but who cares!!? Got my vote–SUPER hottie. I need therapy!
Mike
November 29, 2010 8:22 am
Gotta go with my home town girl! SMOKIN HOT !!!
David
November 29, 2010 9:14 am
All I know is that Sally Swallows, I mean Christine is the hottest double D contestant EVER. Right now I think I need to see a doctor, Psychology Student or Amateur Sex Therapist for help… it’s been more than 4 hours!!! Damn!!!
Kenny
November 29, 2010 9:44 am
I go to CSUF too. How in the hell could I have missed you??? You are definitely my pick to win.
luis U
November 29, 2010 10:01 am
I’ve seen better!
Ken
November 29, 2010 1:35 pm
She’s a winner, for two BIG reasons
estudioG
November 29, 2010 2:05 pm
Got my vote
Rico
November 29, 2010 2:53 pm
She is absolutely beautiful!
Gabe
November 29, 2010 5:39 pm
Winner, winner, chicken dinner…
Paul
November 29, 2010 5:42 pm
I LOVE HER!!!!
D. Baggerson
November 29, 2010 7:04 pm
Oh those eyes. And those tig ols! How can you deny them?
Ron
November 29, 2010 7:46 pm
yes!! oh hell yes!!
JC
November 29, 2010 9:26 pm
Lucky Wood (cough, I was trying her dessert, she forgot to bake it), Lucky Wood floor… This chick is ODed, OverDressed.
Mucha Ropa, Mucha Ropa. SANTA MONICA!!!
Matthew
November 29, 2010 9:55 pm
WHOA ! My favorite part of the vid was the EXPLOSION at the end. *wink *wink
daniel
November 30, 2010 6:31 am
Support your troops, pick her
Gus
November 30, 2010 6:56 am
I want that girl scout to sell her cookies to me!! We need more pic of her!!!
Brian Fudenberg
November 30, 2010 6:58 am
Winner Winner Chicken Moth%$ Fuc&^ DINNER!!!!!
Name
March 1, 2011 10:25 pm
What HS did you go to?
Josh
November 30, 2010 9:51 am
If she doesnt win this contest, then there is something wrong with this world…
Mr. Wrong
November 30, 2010 11:31 am
WOW,.. a hottie with brains. 2 thumps up and then some,…NICE!
Michelle
November 30, 2010 12:05 pm
GO Christine!! You’re a babe. You better win!
Wackxx
November 30, 2010 12:42 pm
They’re great and all…but they’re fake!!! Buu! that’s a means for disqualification if you ask me
sick puppywow
November 30, 2010 1:15 pm
wow! oh my god ! send more pics please
hh
November 30, 2010 2:32 pm
this was the best talent-puts the others to shame…practical
on camping trips too…
Frank
November 30, 2010 2:46 pm
She is beautiful!!!!! 10 times for her
(((the winner))))
OMG
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Darrel Van Horn
November 30, 2010 3:11 pm
Winner winner chicken dinner. Oh how I would love to give her a Cleveland Steamer. Perhaps even a Dirty Sanchez. Delish!
sc
November 30, 2010 4:32 pm
wow winner!!!!!
ivett
November 30, 2010 6:18 pm
u got my vote
cesar turcios
November 30, 2010 6:32 pm
k preciosura mami eres la mejor
mike
November 30, 2010 9:22 pm
a girl this hot is just unfair to the other girls. the pagent is over this is ur winner!!!
D.
November 30, 2010 9:23 pm
TITANS!!
julian
November 30, 2010 10:20 pm
ugh. dumb bimbo. psychology degree is completely useless if you don’t follow throw and get your PhD. and it’s one of the easiest degree to get. disagree? look how many people fall under a psychology degree during graduation ceremonies.
corey
December 1, 2010 6:33 pm
who cares? hahaha
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:43 pm
Yup, extremely jealous.
The Stig
December 1, 2010 1:18 am
Christine is gonna win it! No question about it!
aclerk
December 1, 2010 1:34 am
boom. done. winner. bolt ons or not…she be smokin!
Ryan
December 1, 2010 7:04 am
winner winner chicken dinner
Ryan
December 1, 2010 7:07 am
brea ? i’m in brea !!!
Jc
December 1, 2010 7:52 am
WoW
art
December 1, 2010 7:57 am
OMG !!!!!!! we have a winner ! man she is cornfed !! babydoll !!!!!!
rocky top
December 1, 2010 7:58 am
the eyes… and the beer… was it twist off? but that really doesn’t matter… the eyes… yea… boobies… hehehehehe…
Raydog
December 1, 2010 9:46 am
Wow!!!
Cmoney
December 1, 2010 10:23 am
Ding ding ding!!! Winner for sure I don’t care what happens at the pageant. If this chic doesn’t get the win I will have officially given up hope in my fellow man.
Ashleigh
December 1, 2010 11:45 am
Wow…I want those titties in my face!
matt
December 1, 2010 11:46 am
I’m about to borat propose tho this chick
Sardar
December 1, 2010 1:29 pm
I WILL WRECK THAT CHICK!!!!!!
Carlos
December 1, 2010 3:27 pm
This girl is F@# hot! but fake boobs??? come on guys…. No Fake boobs…. She is damn pretty! but fake boobs???
greased up def guy
December 1, 2010 7:14 pm
And all I got was this lousy key chain!
OhNoSheDidn't
December 1, 2010 10:00 pm
She’s beautiful, she’s busty, she’s smart, she’s likable…but from her interview it sounds like she’s not even a K&B listener; she said in her interview when asked why she entered, “This is just fun, I’ve heard of [the pageant] before and I’ve gone to the event and everything…it’s right in Fullerton, so, a lot of people I know always go to it and it’s just a lot of fun and I think [it] just kind of fits me like something that has to do with boobs and something that’s kind of fun.” What is suggested by that is that she doesn’t listen to the show and only knows about the competition because of friends that are listeners. The only reason to enter is the fact that she is qualified and it would be fun to try out. This is her only fault, but it’s a big one. I’m sure there are other girls who are actual fans of the show and would actually be thrilled at the opportunity to interact with it directly as well as being able to go to all the events mentioned, which in my eyes make them more qualified.
tl;dr: Near perfection in this one, but isn’t a K&B listener; let’s give an actual listener the joy of being Miss DDecember.
STFU
December 1, 2010 11:19 pm
Hey Psycho — go vote for your fat friend & STFU.
OhNoSheDidn't
December 2, 2010 11:12 am
How about no and NO U.
Richaaay
December 1, 2010 10:34 pm
You’re simply amazing. My vote is marked with a big circle around the name “Christine”.
Good Luck girly hope ya win
ekardb
December 1, 2010 11:37 pm
This should be the next Miss D-cember! Hands down!
Mark
December 2, 2010 8:20 am
winner from the start…if she doesnt win, it’s fixed!
JohnV
December 2, 2010 8:27 am
She seems to have a funny personality. She has my vote.
DON
December 2, 2010 8:38 am
AWESOME I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE LIVES SO CLOSE AND I HAVEN’T MET HER!
RawDawg
December 2, 2010 9:03 am
BEAUTIFUL eyes, GREAT body!!! I could use some sex therapy
Gran Papi Chulo
December 2, 2010 9:45 am
Damn, I soo wanna be her future ex and baby daddy!!
sweden fan
December 2, 2010 9:52 am
Awesome, you got my vote!!! SO HOT!!!
Dezertdog
December 2, 2010 2:32 pm
Where can I get one of these bottle openers?? You got my vote babe!! She has the looks! she has the ultimate bod!!
Ricky
December 2, 2010 3:20 pm
CAKE FACE!
brad
December 2, 2010 8:34 pm
Don’t be jealous just because she is obviously HOTTER then ur Fat Friend!
Jacques
December 2, 2010 8:10 pm
Motor boat!!!
RAY
December 2, 2010 9:53 pm
WINNER by a LAND SLIDE………….DAAAAAAAAAAM
Kevin
December 3, 2010 8:14 am
If Christine doesn’t win there is something wrong with the world she’s perfect
Kevin
December 3, 2010 8:30 am
If Christine doesn’t win this there’s something really wrong with the world, she’s perfect.
Micah
December 3, 2010 8:45 am
We have a winner woaaaaaaah nelly!
Vic
December 3, 2010 8:48 am
You can double my vote for Christine!!!!
Kevin
December 3, 2010 8:50 am
Spectacular!!!!!!
chepo
December 3, 2010 8:53 am
yeah woow
aren
December 3, 2010 10:30 am
i’m so happy (tears)
Gran Papi Chulo
December 3, 2010 10:31 am
Congrats Christine, I knew you’d win!!!
kristina davis
December 3, 2010 11:28 am
glad i voted for her!!! whoppp whooop BREA!!!
dwurst
December 3, 2010 2:29 pm
Yeah she was the HOTTEST one there. Loved the hiking gold skirt… Sweeeeeet
sarah may
December 10, 2011 11:57 pm
hawtest one out of the bunch
Aque
March 25, 2012 7:38 am
That’s the POWER of the Silicon! XD