Download Your Favorite Kevin & Bean Ringtones
Even Steve Jobs has a Kevin & Bean ringtone!
We know you love all of the quirky comments and sounds we play on the Kevin & Bean Show, and now you can turn those into your own ringtones!
We’ve assembled a ton of clips for you to download, but here’s the catch. There’s a million different kinds of phones and probably a different way to create ringtones for each, so we threw up a few links that can hopefully help you out.
Here’s a guide on how to turn these clips into ringtones for your iPhone (click here). For everything else, good luck with this. All you need to do is figure out how to get an MP3 converted to whatever format your phone accepts.
Slagle
November 8, 2010 9:43 pm
what good is this is if i don’t have a lame iphone?! dammit i want these
Chris
November 8, 2010 11:17 pm
that’s why the iphone is the best!
Josie
November 9, 2010 5:59 am
And where is ‘Don’t Bogart That Joint My Friend’? You don’t include it in the Friday podcasts either…WHHHHHYYYY?
Matt
November 9, 2010 8:47 am
i agree!! that would be an AWESOME ringtone!!
Stacey
November 14, 2010 12:46 pm
Now THAT one would be the BEST!
Cameron
November 9, 2010 9:46 am
For those without iPhones, http://www.phonezoo.com can convert mp3′s to ringtones for any phone and send it to your phone.
JuliusMarx
November 9, 2010 10:04 am
These are awesome… but we also need “I Love Hot-Chee-toes” and “Did someone order MEXICAN!”
Rigo Armienta
November 10, 2010 11:42 am
Yes! We need the “DId someone order Mexican!” I need to put that ringtone for my friend Lupe. He’s so beaner.
Megan
November 9, 2010 1:11 pm
This is so sick! Thanks guys!
lostsoul86
November 9, 2010 2:51 pm
you need to add the intro jingle for omars glee cap i made it for myself for everytime my homegirl who loves glee alls me glee crap glee crap! but ringtone i ever made
Michael
November 10, 2010 6:12 am
where is the “whatdidja do”?
Luis
November 10, 2010 11:22 am
hahahaha
this is freakin awesome
you should put some for the king of mexico
” Is not my fault”
hahaha
Tammy
November 10, 2010 11:29 am
I so agree, Luis. They need “Thanks for that info Bean” as well.
D
November 10, 2010 11:26 am
How bout “Pam Anderson?” or “ANNA!”
Nate
November 10, 2010 11:45 am
These work for any phone that can use mp3s as ringtones.
Andrew
November 10, 2010 12:10 pm
all you need is bluetooth on your computer. (the little adapter is $5 at Frys) then you can make and send all the ringtones you want to your phone all for free. works for all phones
or if you have a SD card in your phone, you can load them onto there, but that doesnt work as often.
emf
November 10, 2010 12:24 pm
How about the long version of Would you like to take that back? Most impossible to get out of your mind song EVER.
mallory
November 10, 2010 12:33 pm
can you please add my fave of all time: “big fan…watch…all the time, him?”
Alphonse
November 10, 2010 12:59 pm
Good selection, but I was hoping to have Bean’s Death Corner available…:(
Jose
November 10, 2010 1:16 pm
Uh, where is the speecy spicy sausage? In memory of Heath you should have it.
aullando
November 10, 2010 1:17 pm
I uploaded “Did somebody order Mexican” here:
http://tinyurl.com/27sxy25
aullando
November 10, 2010 1:21 pm
I uploaded “I just love hot cheetos! I love them so much!” here:
http://tinyurl.com/2bbayjn
Rhonda
November 10, 2010 2:21 pm
Where’s Antoine “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife” or “Big Big Booty Bitches”?!?!?
Thanks for the tip Cameron!!!
Ryan
November 10, 2010 8:43 pm
I can get the files to Sync with my iphone as a ringtone, but when I play them on my iphone you cant hear them. Is anybody else having this problem?
PS Yes my speakers are turned on and the volume is turned up.
aren
November 10, 2010 9:47 pm
how about psycho mike doing his armenian impressions. hey bro you want cell phone?
william
November 10, 2010 10:23 pm
thanks for the ringtones guys! how about that jamaican HORN SOUND you play when you talk to dr conrad murray or rihanna?
joey d
November 11, 2010 11:57 am
i need to know how to add these to my blackberry!!!! asap
Laura
November 14, 2010 12:04 pm
I want ” Gay, Gay Gay ect”
Paul
November 15, 2010 7:02 am
I want “girl holla”
chuy
November 16, 2010 5:41 pm
funny shit! i wanna hear “thanks for that info bean”
Ashley
November 16, 2010 7:05 pm
These are fantastic! There should definitely be one for that ” na na na na na … cabaron” song.
Ashley
November 16, 2010 8:29 pm
I mean.. “Chacarron”
Adriana
December 4, 2010 9:19 pm
You can find “Chacaron” on ‘Myxer.com’. Hope this helps.
Jessie
November 17, 2010 1:08 pm
you guys need to put Sergeant Rip Shred Master !!!!!
Hayward
November 17, 2010 9:28 pm
Where do u find the ringtones?
shawn
November 21, 2010 11:25 pm
what about that cool ominous sound (from the 50s?) you guys play when you are talking about zombie fire ants or brain eating bacteria. it’s like the sound of ultimate doom. i love it so much and wish i could get it as a ringtone.
Rick
March 11, 2011 8:05 pm
Um yes please!
Cam
November 22, 2010 9:34 am
Where is the “no, not eva”
Jay
November 23, 2010 10:36 am
How about, “I just love HOT CHEETOS!!! I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!” Could you please post that one please?
gen
November 23, 2010 10:20 pm
Can you please post the “OH NO MY BUTT” SONG!!!
Monica
November 24, 2010 10:21 pm
Halloween spooks?
Rukus
January 24, 2011 12:46 am
Oh F yeah…
2bor not 2b
November 26, 2010 12:49 am
the all time classic, what what in my butt
Chuck
November 29, 2010 8:50 am
We need the “That’s bullshit” kid
Tiffanie
October 18, 2011 6:01 pm
http://www.kroqfs.com/audio/Thats_bullshit.mp3?dl=1
Anthony
November 30, 2010 6:49 pm
wheres the worst TV youve watched his week?
They are gay! Oh so gay!
perfect ringtone!
COME ON!
Smith
December 1, 2010 6:59 am
Hey gang, how about the “hey ERIC!”.
Thank you.
Juan C.
December 2, 2010 10:12 pm
Hey guys how about the awesome holiday classics:
Bean’s A Dick
Mike’s a Dick
jared
December 4, 2010 7:31 pm
hey ineed patrick stewarts “your getting a zero for the day” as a ringtone… Hook it up=) peace out.
Adriana
December 4, 2010 9:17 pm
All these riingtones are great, but I agree with Paul and Gen. We need “Girl Holla” and “Oh no, my butt!” If any one has these, please share. Thanks!!!
Mike
December 4, 2010 10:10 pm
Where is that song, “ananananananananana” that they like to play all the time
i want it as my ringtone
Sivan
December 6, 2010 1:57 pm
it’s by chacaron, you can find it on Myxer.com
Alex
December 7, 2010 8:48 am
we need to have the Orchestra de la raza intro for a ringtone…NEED it
Castle
December 10, 2010 3:41 pm
“I want to wrestle, you so freaking bad.” hahaha
and give us
“Sorry, I don’t speak Gayanese”
ELMER
December 15, 2010 4:07 pm
i would love to have the WHADIDJUDO Adams family song Omar did for Kevin. PLEASE make that a ring tone.
Andy
December 16, 2010 7:50 am
what about “uh Oh, SAUSAGE!”?
JC
December 17, 2010 12:38 pm
what about the sound bite: “Stupid Lisa!” said by Homer Simpson…
Ray
December 18, 2010 3:26 pm
why can’t you download glee cap!
Elliot
December 22, 2010 7:45 pm
It needs more Dieu To. Specifically, “F*** that guy. Wha-wha-what do you need him for?”
psyhomikeisblack
December 22, 2010 10:11 pm
i want “He’s a FAAAAAAAAAAAG” by tony soprano
Name
December 23, 2010 12:00 am
i was wondering if i could get that file of the tv-edit of snakes on a plane
hector
December 30, 2010 8:20 pm
What happened to RaIderssss,ana?,and baby sayin that’s bull sh*t
susan
January 3, 2011 7:04 pm
where did you get the Family Guy Brain Griffen “oh hahaha Fk you” sound clip
Celia R
January 8, 2011 12:25 am
So…where the hell is the “did somebody order mexican?” ringtone????? I used to have it on my other phone, but I got a new phone and I want it!!!!
Arturo Romo
January 10, 2011 9:58 pm
Love this, but in regard to this not being “Android-friendly”, I dedicate all my love to you guys by playing No. 3… over… and over again.
Matt
January 11, 2011 4:06 pm
Nooo!! Where is the Charles Barkley Taco Bell Clip!
Matt
January 11, 2011 4:12 pm
oh and for thaose who want to put it on there phones just download them to itunes for free, write to a cd and load the cd back to windows media player and sync onto your phone
REEEF
January 12, 2011 10:00 am
i want that one you keep bumpin… a DuUbb duu duuu duu duuuuu duuud uduuuud uuu??
what is that?? chacaron guy??
Tim
January 25, 2011 10:19 am
This list is just no good!! Where’s the “I like meat” bite? I want to post it but I can’t find it!
Mark
January 26, 2011 1:55 am
Wheres the “Good Mornin. Fantastic…….” one at??
edson v.
January 29, 2011 2:49 pm
how about chacarron 2 , the merengue rythm one , !~!!
Danette
February 1, 2011 9:07 am
Where’s “that’s bullshi*”? I already downloaded ” yaaah”
Ruth
February 5, 2011 10:49 pm
I’d love the “I Don’t Care” clip of Mel Gibson!!
Terry
February 25, 2011 8:43 am
You gotta add, “How’s taco bell supoosed to make money off of that ? ‘
Brett
February 25, 2011 12:09 pm
When will Charlie Sheen’s “Winning!” be included here?
Erik
February 27, 2011 4:26 pm
No “A Tone” or atonement samples?
Elyse
February 28, 2011 9:43 am
I want WINNING!
KISIN
February 28, 2011 8:06 pm
Please, make a ring tone out of the “thank you mr. know-it-all”
Gabriel
March 1, 2011 5:10 am
I’m very disappointed that brow down isn’t available as a ringtone.
Mike
March 8, 2011 2:02 pm
Anyone know where I can get a copy of that 70′s porn music that they play every once in a while? I’d love to set it as my ringtone for when I call my wife. Thanks!
Michael
March 8, 2011 2:27 pm
Cool, but where’s the ‘full-of-crap’ alarm?
Rick
March 11, 2011 8:01 pm
Where are the kids “Thats bull$#!t” & Your dead to me”
mowgli
March 21, 2011 11:53 pm
i need the old lady voice “what happened”
Robert Aitchison
March 29, 2011 10:00 am
Where’s the Hot Bell? That would make a good notification tone.
james
April 6, 2011 9:50 pm
i was trying to show my girlfriend that redone song by “david bowie” that was all about friday and today is friday but it wasnt up?
Eugene
April 8, 2011 2:22 pm
Yea that one would be awesome!
ELMER
April 8, 2011 8:12 am
we need the WHADIDJUDO remix with the adams family music.
Eugene
April 8, 2011 2:25 pm
You have to put up the one about the drunk girl that calls and gives the guy her fax, phone, pager, email etc and jamba juice!
straightantics
April 19, 2011 12:16 pm
how bout the song, when you close the show…
Nic
April 20, 2011 9:35 am
What about Pyscho Mike’s “That isn’t good for you!!”.. Post that one pleeeassee!!!
Hope "The David Bowie chick"
April 20, 2011 12:55 pm
More David Bowie songs please!!!
Andy
April 21, 2011 7:07 am
need the Mr. Know it All clip, and Uh Oh, Sausage.
John
April 28, 2011 4:09 pm
you just have to figure out how to turn it into the ringtone format for your phone. I used to have an lg dare and used to turn youtube clips into ringtones for myself…
Sergio Alvarado
May 2, 2011 4:59 pm
Can you PLEASE include the kids saying curse words “that’s Bullshit!” is the best!!!
Josh
May 3, 2011 2:06 pm
DAMNIT!!! get on it! not everyone has an iphone…. how about Android users?
Fountain Pen
May 3, 2011 5:06 pm
What about that news reporter with the stroke? WTF!?
Tanya
May 9, 2011 8:26 am
Number 25 Miss Cleo Clocks, they should have allowed the Clocks song. This is the original, but the Clocks song they made out of it is way better.
Tanya
May 9, 2011 8:28 am
They also forgot one of my favorites – Rodney saying “I drink your milkshake”
JD
May 10, 2011 12:35 pm
I’ve been trying like hell to get some of these sound clips ever since I got my new Android! EFFIN YES!
Jordan Moore
May 14, 2011 1:24 pm
GLENDALE!!!
James
May 20, 2011 6:40 pm
Can you guys please put the 70′s porno music up here?? It’s the best.
Thanks.
chris
May 23, 2011 1:58 pm
I think we need a little STINKY PINKY up here!!
Now that would be Sweet!
Rquintero
May 24, 2011 11:27 am
here is a free link to get them on to your phone. it was the website K&B use to give on there old website.
http://www.mobile17.com
Jared
June 15, 2011 12:06 pm
I cant find the one where some one is singing but its more of a mumble… it kills me
Karl
June 27, 2011 5:29 pm
What about, “It’s a speecy spicey sausage Jake Gyllenhal” or “How great is male ass”! Maybe Lisa’s, “I’m all about the vagina!”
Megan
July 11, 2011 11:18 am
I want the hot girl bell!
i want
August 25, 2011 12:34 pm
I want the soundbyte for Kevin’s “mmmmadalarabadagasca!”
Loose Village (@Loose_Village)
August 27, 2011 1:10 pm
I would like to hear the one with the preacher talking about two screws and all he wants is a NUT!
Michelle
September 6, 2011 9:35 pm
where can i get the audio for “I’m giving you an f for the day”?
Leyna Holquin
September 10, 2011 8:41 am
Please get the family guy clip. “Babies come outta the butt right?”
hweed
September 22, 2011 8:29 pm
Please please add the one from the podcast that seperates segments that says “whaaat Whaaat Whaaat”! I love it,….
Al
September 26, 2011 9:53 am
You can find the “That’s Bullshit” one and others that aren’t on here at this site:
http://kroq.radio.com/2000/11/19/page/2/
Jesse
September 30, 2011 5:34 am
I make my own ringtones with an iPhone app. Been making K&B ringtones for a while. Also any song, commercial, basically anything you can record with your mic.
bret
October 7, 2011 3:30 pm
we need one of the robotic sounding “whaaaaaat”!!!
brian
October 10, 2011 5:02 pm
not aspergers drop?
sergio
November 2, 2011 8:52 am
hey i want the clip of the guy sayin if life throwns you a curb ball… lemonade! dat is too funny
Brandon
November 16, 2011 4:54 pm
Do you guys have the regular ringer sound that we hear when someone calls the show?
Nay
March 4, 2012 11:16 am
Do you have the dj chocolate thunder clip?
mike
April 15, 2012 1:56 am
Can we get Lana Del Rey saying “Obviously”?
GW
May 14, 2012 9:17 pm
Yeah, what Mike said. Obviously.
Enrique Farfan Jr.
May 4, 2012 9:11 am
Please please please make a download ringtone of the girl that says, “Obviously.”