Today is Kim Kardashian’s 30th birthday!

And, in honor of a girl who’s only real show business achievement has been banging Ray J on camera, I thought I’d compile a list of the top ten celebrity sex tapes of all time!

10. Verne Troyer – Mini-Me having sex is disturbing, but hilarious!
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9. Joanie “Chyna” Laurer – Not just a sex tape, but a cautionary tale of female steroid abuse!
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8. Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, and Four Groupies – Until this was released, I couldn’t even imagine Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sharing a pizza!
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7. Vince Neil, Janine Lindermulder, and Brandy Ledford – Mötley Crüe members sure love the camera sex!
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6. Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels – Before she graduated to a [lastfm]Mötley Crüe[/lastfm] member sex tape, Pam warmed up with the lead singer of Poison!
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5. Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain – Two very attractive, enthusiastic sex performers … But, Colin sure could use some “manscaping!”
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4. Kendra Wilkinson – Even though it’s a pre-boob job Kendra, we now know why Hef was always smiling.
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3. Kim Kardashian and Ray J – Happy Birthday, Kim!  This is the video that launched her giant ass into super-stardom!
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2. Paris Hilton – The legendary “One Night in Paris” video!  The sequel should be called “One night in Paris, A Lifetime of Herpes”.
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1. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee – The “Citizen Kane” of celebrity sex tapes!  See Pammy at her sexual peak, and see Tommy’s “hands-free” boating skills!
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If you want some more Kim Kardashian photos, check out the gallery below:

Editor’s note: We would have linked to the videos but our CBS attorneys have Louisville Sluggers and aren’t afraid to swing for our heads.

Comments (7)
  1. Bean is a Dip says:

    Even though I am a good Christian lady, I applaud Ralph for taking the initiative and compiling this valuable list for the listeners. Too bad it’s a SIN to watch porn!

    1. Nick says:

      I disagree. It’s a sin to rape panda cubs.

  2. Roel says:

    Heyoooo !

  3. kamilafurtindo says:

    sex 3gp

  4. Wing says:

    Porn is good for the soul

  5. mohammed says:

    i need sex

  6. Miss A says:

    That “CHYNA” chick, looks just like Khloe Kardashian bent over the bed! Gross!

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