My Top 10 List Of Amazing Real Breasts: #5 Sofia Vergara
October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Number 5 on my list is Columbian goddess, and human Viagra Sofia Vergara.
When I watch Modern Family. Sofia’s breasts are like human stun bombs. I see her and I hear nothing. Total silence. Then I rewind it and watch it again, looking away from the TV so I can hear the dialogue and appreciate the jokes.
Quick fact: One of the ways to catch it early is to pay attention to you family history of Breast Cancer among close relatives (mother, daughter, siblings, first cousins).
For more info go to the National Breast Cancer Awareness Month’s website.
I really need some chocolate milk RIGHT NOW.
Sofia Vergara tweets that she’s gonna “do Jimmy Kimmel”:
I’ve never wanted to be a horse more in my entire life:
Look at these photos. Or die.
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Click any of the photos below to see the gallery for each of my top ten amazing real breasts.
10. Eva Mendes
9. Minka Kelly
8. Ashley Greene
7. Lindsay Lohan
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sofia Vergara
4. Diora Baird
3. Kelly Brook
2. Katy Perry
1. Victoria’s Secret Models
Carlos
October 18, 2010 7:25 am
Well done Kevin. Another great choice.
ELMER
October 18, 2010 8:28 am
once again kevin you have made my day a happy one. but i thought Sofia Babe-Gara was going to be number 1 on your list. she has the best natural breast ever. i wish i could be her bra.
Brandon
October 18, 2010 8:39 am
NOW we’re talking!
EeyoreSaddy
October 18, 2010 9:00 am
I was fortunate to have met the beautiful Sofia Vergara back when she was a host for a Spanish TV show. She signed her bikini calendar for me. She is awesome!
the jeez
October 18, 2010 9:01 am
I hate to imagine the douche she is probably with. that freaken lucky bastard!!!! but she should be #1. my head will explode if there is someone better than her.
Juice
October 18, 2010 9:36 am
Katy Perry better b #1 Kevin I swear 2 God! How dare u put Sofia @ #5?! I’m gonna vent my frustration by looking @ this photo gallery for the next couple of hours! COUPLE!
Stoned Kold
October 18, 2010 9:38 am
YIKES! im gunna have to use that video…where the hell is my fleshlight at?!?
hector
October 18, 2010 10:33 am
I hate sofia and her fake breast.
Stace
August 9, 2011 8:49 am
Yeah, I believe she has had something done to them. Not sure, think it was a lift or shaping. Even if they haven’t been enlarged like I think they may have, that still shouldn’t count as real!
Real is untouched, atleast to me anyway. So she’s ok I guess. Katy Perry wins in my book!
hector
October 18, 2010 10:34 am
ok, maybe I’m wrong. I love boobies
James
October 18, 2010 10:40 am
Hot Damn!. Who’s better than Sofia? Maybe Katie Perry and Selma Hayek?
Charles
October 18, 2010 12:05 pm
Sofia is #1, Ms. Perry much farther down the listo….
Tony
October 18, 2010 3:12 pm
WTF!! How is Sofia not #1. Kevin, you’re an idiot.
Bean is a Dip
October 18, 2010 5:32 pm
Finally- today a decent pick from Kevin! If he makes Katy Perry #1, I will be very disappointed. She may have nice boobs but she has shamed her good Christian family. That should count against her and mean that Salma Hayek takes the Boob Prize by default.
joseph
October 18, 2010 5:35 pm
Muy caliente! Thanks kevin.
Boner
October 19, 2010 8:02 am
ding ding ding ding ding ding
ARTURO
October 20, 2010 12:23 pm
should be #1
otto
July 14, 2011 10:45 am
Hi ralph my girl n I are planning to get married an we want to know were can we rent the batmobile that adam west drove so that our friends and family can see us drive away on it
amanda
November 3, 2011 11:29 pm
learn to spell colombian …..
thanks!
Mark
January 9, 2012 8:49 am
what kevin, no Christina Hendricks
Guy
April 4, 2012 9:45 am
Dude, Get rid of that Victoria secret chicks and put Christina Hendricks instead!
مدونة عرب توب
May 3, 2012 2:50 am
Yeah, I believe she has had something done to them. Not sure, think it was a lift or shaping. Even if they haven’t been enlarged like I think they may have, that still shouldn’t count as real!