My Top 10 List of Amazing Real Breasts: #7 Lindsay Lohan
October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Lindsay Lohan’s personal life is a tornado of hell, distracting us from the truth, which is that her breasts are velvety soft pockets of gold.
Breasts are magical. They’re mesmerizing. They are the reason for sunny days. They can make blind men see. And I think we all know they can feed the hungry.
Quick fact of the day: Ninety-six percent of women who find and treat breast cancer early will be cancer-free after five years.
Go to the National Breast Cancer Awareness Month website for more info.
Lindsey Lohan
Lindsay had a brief singing career, you should probably turn down the audio, the video is worth it!
Want more? Here’s a photo gallery you should go through at least 10 times:
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Click any of the photos below to see the gallery for each of my top ten amazing real breasts.
10. Eva Mendes
9. Minka Kelly
8. Ashley Greene
7. Lindsay Lohan
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sofia Vergara
4. Diora Baird
3. Kelly Brook
2. Katy Perry
1. Victoria’s Secret Models
Adam
October 14, 2010 6:10 am
REAL?! Pfffftttt!!!
Brett
October 14, 2010 7:13 am
Wow, are your standards low.
sam
October 14, 2010 6:49 pm
so
lostsoul86
October 14, 2010 9:08 pm
ya SO lol
ELMER
October 14, 2010 7:56 am
i agreed with kevin. she is hot, sexy and she has a nice set of CANS. even tho she has done thing wrong she still is hot.
Cara
October 14, 2010 8:15 am
What the hell! That shit ain’t real! That’s why they still exist even after she’s only 98 lbs!
Carlos
October 14, 2010 8:34 am
Back when she was hot.
Tony
October 14, 2010 9:01 am
Nope.com
Ed
October 14, 2010 10:10 am
Too many freckles and she probably also smells like mayonaise.
Bean is a Dip
October 14, 2010 11:15 am
Kevin must be having vision problems-LiLo probably has freckles all over her cans and lezzy slobber too! Kevin-where is your good taste-has it deserted you finally?
fabian
October 14, 2010 1:24 pm
id tap
sarah
October 14, 2010 2:44 pm
wtf, lindsay lohan so not hot, so many girls way hotter!
Marshmallow
October 14, 2010 7:20 pm
Well, she’s for sure not hot now. However, she does look pretty good in the pink tank top
Nathanael A. D.
October 15, 2010 9:56 am
Were comparing breasts, not bodies. Some of you probably just saw the word “breasts” in the title and automatically clicked it…
Michael
October 19, 2010 1:42 am
The title says best real breasts. I totally agree with Kevin even though the rest of her body is not so great now. In the bikini photos she looks awesome. By the way Lindsay was topless in the movie Machete that was just out and she looks great in the pool scene of that movie. Her cans look huge and amazing.
Eden
October 22, 2010 7:49 am
EPIC!
Alyson
January 9, 2012 8:13 am
why is lindsay lohan here? we all know she has fake boobs…