Is This The Worst “Song” Of All Time?
Decades after she became a widow there are still a few people who continue to give Yoko Ono some attention out of residual goodwill for her late husband John Lennon. (He was in the Beatles, kids.)
I know she was already a fairly well-known performance artist even before she met John but it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop here. When you see her singing her new “song” you are going to wish you were deaf or dead or both.
Yoko Ono was at the Museum of Modern Art in New York last month and unveiled her “Voice Piece For Soprano & Wish Tree” in conjunction with an exhibit there.
Free chocolate chip cookie for you if you make it to the end.*
And what about those people applauding at the end? Are New York museum-goers just that polite? Shouldn’t somebody pull her aside and say, “Uh, no?”
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Jon
September 10, 2010 8:28 am
Are you kidding? My four-year-old neighbor sounds better than that.
Tiffany
September 10, 2010 8:30 am
She sounds like someone is beating the hell out of her and if she keeps it up someone will.
Matt
September 10, 2010 8:31 am
i couldn’t listen to anymore so i muted it…it makes the video alot more entertaining cause that is HOOOOOORRRRIBBLE
HKTR
September 10, 2010 8:32 am
Now, where is my damn cookie????:/
ray
September 10, 2010 8:32 am
good god! get her out of her misery and the people applauding as well!
Joseph
September 10, 2010 8:32 am
NOPE.COM!!!
edwrad
September 10, 2010 8:34 am
….. to me it sounds like she’s mentally masturbating…..god kill me…. and i’m not even their
gigi
September 10, 2010 12:54 pm
agreed
Gina
September 10, 2010 8:35 am
she sucks… the guy on the side u can tell he cringes then starts laughing….i think they r probably saying “what the hell was that?”…..lol
Lidia
September 10, 2010 8:38 am
wow!! hahaha!
why the heck are people applauding?!?
anyone can “sing” something like that. haha that is sooo not a song.
Tony Castellano
September 10, 2010 8:40 am
Couldn’t they have just asked her for the donation directly without giving Yoko the opportunity to make me feel embarrassed FOR her.
Ronnie
September 10, 2010 8:49 am
She ruined the Plastic Ono Band.
wendy rodriguez
September 10, 2010 8:49 am
that was the most stouped f**kin thing shes ever done
Bryan
September 10, 2010 8:57 am
Another reason to hate NY.
Viol8tor
September 10, 2010 8:58 am
INSTANT REQUEST:
Bjork & Yoko Ono
Alex
September 10, 2010 10:45 pm
I second this motion
Angel
September 10, 2010 9:14 am
OMG!!! This is my new favorite! it’s my ringtone now. totally, my ringtone now. hell, I’m gonna tattoo the lyrics on my left ass cheek!!
Cris
September 10, 2010 9:28 am
sounds like her version of screamo
SEAN
September 10, 2010 9:52 am
Well, its actually a nice break from F-ing Linkin Park every 12 minutes…..could you guys possibly turn the rotation up so we hear them every third GDMF-ing song instead of every fourth?
oh, I know, you can just change your call letters to KLKN….all Linkin, all the time!!!!
Nick Taggart
September 10, 2010 10:26 am
Just goes to show how conservative Kevin and Bean and their listeners are that they don’t understand this is happening in a realm outside of their knowledge. John Lennon was an artist and so is Yoko. Clearly most contemporary art would frighten you.
Stick to the dinosaur music you like that.
Alice
September 10, 2010 2:20 pm
Are you serious? This is a joke just like she is. Go wet your bed!
Barbara
September 10, 2010 10:38 am
Wow… I’d be too embarassed to do something like that.
Jesse
September 10, 2010 10:45 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ORGASM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luke
September 10, 2010 10:49 am
do you think she memorized this or just goes with it?
Johnny
September 10, 2010 10:54 am
what the f**k? this isnt modern art. But I did make it to the end so I want my cookie. I think I deserve it now that I’ve listen to this and have now developed cancer.
Tiffany
September 10, 2010 11:18 am
I agree with the person about too much Linkin park and don’t get me wrong I love them, but don’t burn us out. There are some artist that you play way too much so is good and some not so much. How about something off of Three Days Grace Life Starts Now you may not like it, but other might enjoy it.
Jon Smith
September 10, 2010 12:27 pm
OOOOOOHHAAA A OH. OH. OHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA OG. oh.
Brian
September 10, 2010 12:30 pm
Were those the sounds she made when John was stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey?
doorofhorn
September 10, 2010 12:48 pm
The thing about being avant garde is trying to figure out who is putting on who. Is the crowd putting on Yoko by clapping and making her feel like that was a legit performance, or is Yoko conning the crowd by making them think she actually believes that is artistic?
OTTObox
September 10, 2010 12:55 pm
What’s the difference between Yoko living off the memory of John and Courtney living off the memory of Kurt, both with limited talent of their own.
eddy
September 10, 2010 1:30 pm
I wonder if she actually took the time to write this?
luis
September 10, 2010 1:35 pm
are you serious? WTF ive farted with more creativity than that.
Bjork
September 10, 2010 1:36 pm
I think she’s great! And so do the trees and the fairies and the frogs upon the lilly pads as we fall into potholes.
brian
September 10, 2010 1:40 pm
sooooo. 1 WHERES MY COOKIE BI*CH!? 2. if i was there iw ould toootally pull her aside and tell her “um, hell no!”
“clean up in exhibit 12!”
sam
September 10, 2010 2:13 pm
man i love the beatles go yoko
George
September 10, 2010 2:35 pm
WTF. And why would anyone clap at the end of that? If I didn’t know that was Yoko Ono, I would have thought someone escaped the mental institution!!
Man I’d rather listen to a quartet of Sam the Armenian Comedian, Wing, Bjork, and Kendra Wilkinson’s laugh sing “Play That Funky Music”.
michael
September 10, 2010 2:43 pm
O.O jesus what was that!?!?! my dog could sing better…
michael
September 10, 2010 2:43 pm
btw…do i get a cookie???
Sheglova
September 10, 2010 3:51 pm
WOW… She is completely out of her mind! Money don’t buy sanity…
thesisyih8u
September 10, 2010 4:03 pm
Could have been like a “John Lennon experience”.
yoko
September 10, 2010 4:27 pm
the catylist is the worst song in my opinion
Mark
September 10, 2010 5:57 pm
MDC shot and killed the wrong person.
Kimberly
September 10, 2010 6:48 pm
OMG I was thinking the same thing!
Kimberly
September 10, 2010 6:47 pm
They had to be clapping because it was over. Is she on drugs or just an idiot? My God, that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Ray V. in OC
September 10, 2010 7:56 pm
OMFG! John Lennon was a practical joker, the biggest joke he played, was on the world, when he told Yoko she could sing…However it had more steady flow and sense of rythym then Bjork’s “Comet Dammit” song,
I say we call it a tie, everybody loses……
BTW … you do realize that you are contributing to the popularity of each, by introducing them to an audience that would have otherwise skipped over them to see some guy light a skyrocket in his bunghole. Hmmm, that video would work great with Yoko’s accompanyment….
Snottie
September 10, 2010 10:33 pm
Really?
Kelli
September 11, 2010 4:17 am
Thanks a lot. I listened to this before bed. Now I’m gonna have nightmares. Good God!
Sharon
September 11, 2010 9:15 am
I want my #^$&*^#*&$^ cookie! And some crack.
Terri
September 11, 2010 1:15 pm
30 seconds guys n done.. don’t care if a get a cookie, OMG!! giggling
Joe
September 11, 2010 6:16 pm
I want my cookie dammit! That was horrible! And I agree that it did sound like mental masturbation
alex
September 11, 2010 7:05 pm
Now how bout that cookie!? >:P
Isai
September 11, 2010 7:21 pm
Goddammit… I really wanted a cookie but that was unbearable. Bean brings up a good point though. Why did they clap? Let’s face it, New Yorkers don’t have the reputation of being the most polite people. Is it pity applause? Or is there a chance someone there actually thought it was musical piece that was written and practiced and not just guttural nonsense noise made up on the spot? I don’t care if she banged Jesus years ago, she does not deserve applause for that “performance.”
Patrick
September 11, 2010 11:03 pm
Who in the hell said she can sing.My ass sounds better than that.
ingrid
September 11, 2010 11:34 pm
#%&$! Couldn’t do it…I really wanted that cookie
Eric
September 12, 2010 2:19 pm
i want my cookie
Brent Alban
September 12, 2010 9:23 pm
John Lennon was dead long before Mark David Chapman shot him, thanks to this screaming banshee. Maybe they should release him and throw her ass in jail in his place.
lawrence
September 12, 2010 9:58 pm
Omg. take what it sounds like when you shove glass up your ass and dance around and sing a song…
yokogohome
September 13, 2010 9:12 am
the cookie was a lie!
Marcus
September 13, 2010 9:41 am
All I could think the whole time was, “is this what one of her and John’s rounds of sex sounded like?”
chu
September 13, 2010 3:36 pm
omfg.. compared to this old hag….bjork is now amazing..
Nikki
September 13, 2010 4:37 pm
Seriously? Anybody can make that noise give me a break. Where’s the murder button??
frank
September 13, 2010 11:42 pm
it sounds like she was having really bad anal
Cherie
September 14, 2010 7:00 pm
Whenever I masturbate ima record the audio n make it a song! Lol! I sound way better than that! Ahahahaha
mike vz
September 16, 2010 9:57 am
Murder button.
Jonathan
September 20, 2010 1:31 am
what the HELL was the sh*t!!!! ok wheres my chocolate chip cookie?
Lisa
February 15, 2011 1:16 am
Is this her after sex? How pathetic is that display!!!!!!