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F**k You “Guy With No Arms!”

snapz pro xscreensnapz001 F**k You Guy With No Arms!

This is Tom Willis. He was born without both arms. He’s trying to throw out the first pitch at every baseball stadium in the country.

I’ve tried that twice. First time? Fail. Second? Epic fail. And although I’ve got both arms, it takes super human strength to get the ball away from the gravitational pull of my giant head.

Note to “guy with no arms,” as well as “guy who climbs Mt. Everest without legs” etc. I’m aware that I’m blessed, and I’m wasting my life, and I still complain as if I’ve got real problems. But I prefer to live with my head in the sand. So, stop it.

Here’s my message to kids: If you’re born without arms, you might be able to try and throw the first pitch at a baseball field, but you won’t make it to the plate, either. You know why? No arms.

Comments

One Comment

  1. The Bionic Mexican says:

    Still better than both your first pitches, Kevin. Wit cho big ass head

    1. ASO says:

      LOL!!! Classic.

  2. Jameson AEE says:

    If i had no arms, i would have used my “first” arm to throw it..

    you know what i’m sayinn……… lol

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