Help Ralph Name His Hate For Justin Bieber Campaign









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We have recently stumbled upon Ralph’s utter hatred for the artist Justin Bieber. Ralph has started a campaign to make the Bieber go away.  At first he called it Murder Bieber, but then decided that was a little too harsh.

Now Ralph is asking for your help. What should he name is campaign to make Bieber go away?

Some of the stronger suggestions already made are Slather Bieber w/ cobbler, Impede the Bieb, Clobber Bieber, and The Cleaver Bieber.

Let’s hear your suggestions.

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Nick Storm
August 25, 2010 9:46 am

Ban the biebs, Boot the biebs

oakley
August 25, 2010 9:56 am

Bustin’ Justin? *Bleep* the Bieb?

Johnny Torres
August 25, 2010 9:57 am

BIEBER BEATERS

Violeta
August 25, 2010 9:58 am

i vote for Clobber Bieber

jesse
August 25, 2010 10:02 am

cleaver the beaver op

    grrrravy
    August 25, 2010 10:33 am

    Jackhole Justin; Highjack Justin; Justin Jestajerk; Harass the Ass

      christopher
      December 21, 2010 3:34 pm

      Justin Beavers is cool

Pauline Miller
August 25, 2010 10:17 am

Stop hating. He is harmless and his music is cute for the little kids who listen.

    Iley
    August 25, 2010 3:33 pm

    why would you even post that? I’m sensing some sympathy from you. After Beiber we should get rid of you next.

    Brenda Buchner
    August 25, 2010 5:13 pm

    Shut up!!!

    Marshmallow
    August 25, 2010 10:26 pm

    Boooooooooooooo!

PigeonR@
August 25, 2010 10:20 am

Bieber-Be-Gone
Wax Bieber
Stinky Bieber
Stink finger Bieber
Justin Bieber has crabs
Justin Beavers a boy?
Bieber warts
Bone the Bieber
Back door Bieber
Crusty Justin
Helmet hair
Hairy Bieber
Bieber Fleas (his fans)
Bieber is a penis eater
Skeevey Bieber
Justin Bieber, dont believe her
Bieber Heaver

RobPrell
August 25, 2010 10:25 am

Bash the Beaver!!!

    Nat
    August 26, 2010 10:48 am

    That’s what I did last night. Gnowhatimsayin?

Christian
August 25, 2010 10:30 am

Reaper for Bieber

    christopher
    December 21, 2010 3:35 pm

    Shut up Christian!!

Tom
August 25, 2010 10:43 am

Join the Bieber Leavers!

ray
August 25, 2010 10:45 am

I love Justin Bieber w/ doo doo on it

Aelx
August 25, 2010 11:10 am

D*ck Eater Bieber
Bashin’ Justin
Bleed the Bieb

and…
F*ck you Bieber

Kevin
August 25, 2010 11:15 am

Slap the Beiber, twice a day

David Margowsky
August 25, 2010 11:16 am

Bye Bye Bieber (I sense a musical)

Josh T
August 25, 2010 11:33 am

- More Boobs Less Bieber
- Butt Rape Bieber
- Bieber Burial
- Lets Doo Doo on Justin Bieber

Morgan Chmel
August 25, 2010 11:33 am

Let’s feed Bieber to Honey Badgers!

doorofhorn
August 25, 2010 12:03 pm

You guys spend too much time talking about people you hate. If you hate them stop giving them press. Enough with Spencer Pratt, Jersey Shore and Justin Beiber. I can’t stand them either, but talking about them (even if it’s negative) is exactly what they want.

    ch-ile
    August 25, 2010 3:26 pm

    Wow sounds like you hate alot of people…Lets see, is this not a place to express your feelings-like you just did! Enough said!!!

    Have a better day! GOM

    BTW I <3 Joisee Shore

      David
      August 25, 2010 8:16 pm

      Hey Chi-le,

      The people doorofhorn listed are all the people Kevin & Bean want to go away but can’t stop bringing up on their show. Keving and Bean claim to hate them too. It sort of defeats the purpose to say you want them gone if you keep giving them press doesn’t it?

      The fact that you like love Jersey Shore makes you a moron by the way. Even though I already gathered that by your inability to use a question mark properly and your failure to realize that “a lot” is two words.

      Have an even better day!

      David Sucks
      August 26, 2010 10:57 am

      Ch-ile, ask David who “Keving and Bean” are for me. David, you are a douche. Go hang out on KIIS’s website..

Lu
August 25, 2010 12:09 pm

Smite the Bieber

Carlos Navarrette
August 25, 2010 12:09 pm

Bieber-Back Bitch. Is what it should be called. God damn i sure do hate this kid.

Alicia
August 25, 2010 12:25 pm

Boogie Bieber

Stoned Kold
August 25, 2010 12:37 pm

you guys are being a little hard on the bieber

    Iley
    August 25, 2010 3:35 pm

    MORE SYMPATHY FOR BEIBER!!!!! Jesus Christ, just kill yourself

scott
August 25, 2010 1:03 pm

damn you Biebtopus!!!

Tom
August 25, 2010 1:14 pm

Dustin’ Justin

Wyatt
August 25, 2010 1:17 pm

Pound the Bieber

Claudia
August 25, 2010 1:35 pm

Find the cure for Beiber Fever

Nikki
August 25, 2010 1:46 pm

Dumpin Justin

Lionel
August 25, 2010 1:47 pm

Bend Over Bieber
Build a Bieber Damn
Make him Justin Bleeder
Cut him, leave him, Justin Pieces
Put him Justin the grave
Bury him Justin a Coffin
F* him Justin the Butt
BitchFace Bieber
Ralph’s got the Bieber Jeebees
Give him a Bieber Beatdown
Adolf Bieber (sounds the same to me)

Lionel
August 25, 2010 1:48 pm

One more!:

Bludgeon Bieber

Art
August 25, 2010 2:04 pm

Bieber Weiner

jerry
August 25, 2010 2:14 pm

I don’t have name for your hate contest…but have you played
” hit justin beiber in the head with a water bottle ” on break.com? funny shit…

Danielle
August 25, 2010 2:54 pm

“The Anti-Bieber Fund”

instantramen
August 25, 2010 2:58 pm

Douching the Bieber

Erie
August 25, 2010 3:10 pm

Bye-Bye Bieber …chop him with a cleaver…not gonna grieve her…that lil bi*ch

Kylie
August 25, 2010 3:12 pm

Bleeding Bieber?

Scott
August 25, 2010 3:14 pm

Break the Bieber Fever.

steve
August 25, 2010 3:16 pm

On the quest to DISBALIEB!

ile
August 25, 2010 3:19 pm

Say NO tho hairy Bieber

Lulu
August 25, 2010 3:20 pm

*doorofhorn” Shut the FCK UP! Go Lick Justin Bieber….

I say keep it as “Murder Bieber”…or “Jus RoadKill Bieber”.

Zak
August 25, 2010 3:24 pm

If i were in an elevator with Bieber and Hitler and had a gun with two bullets i would shoot bieber in the foot then the head and laugh about it with Hitler hahaha

PigeonR@
August 25, 2010 3:26 pm

I still think
Cleveland Steamer Justin Bieber
takes the cake

Aaron White
August 25, 2010 3:39 pm

“Waiting for the Balls to Drop: the Justin Beiber Career Deathclock Countdown”~Kyle from Facebook

Greg Casterline
August 25, 2010 3:42 pm

shaved bieber

PigeonR@
August 25, 2010 3:42 pm

Justin Bieber Semen Drinker

Iley
August 25, 2010 3:53 pm

Eager to Shove Broken Glass up Beiber’s Weiner; Beiber Must Die; Euthanize the Beib; No More Beiber Fever; Feed Beiber to Ymir; Send Beiber into the Ether

Bryan
August 25, 2010 4:02 pm

Munch the Bieber

KODY
August 25, 2010 4:18 pm

HELP FIND THE CURE FOR BIEBER FEEVER!!!

nikolas carrillo
August 25, 2010 4:24 pm

take down da bieber

Vickie
August 25, 2010 4:29 pm

Keine Liebe für Bieber (no love for Bieber)

joe
August 25, 2010 4:31 pm

baby bieber beatdown

joe
August 25, 2010 4:32 pm

Snuff the Biebs

danny
August 25, 2010 4:37 pm

Freedom From Bieber Act

Elias
August 25, 2010 4:39 pm

shave the bieber

Amanda
August 25, 2010 4:45 pm

Clobber Bieber all the way(:

Dayumn, I’d love to be the one who clobbers him.
>:)
Beat his whiny-ass straight to Hell

Amanda
August 25, 2010 4:47 pm

Clobber Bieber!

Dayumn, I’d want to be the one who clobbers him, >:)
Send his whiny-ass straight to Hell. :)

Howard F.
August 25, 2010 5:10 pm

Jack the Bieb.
The Eggbieber Campaign.
Fist the Bieb.
Bieberbeater.
Bieberation, bieberated.

Brenda Buchner
August 25, 2010 5:12 pm

Bye Bye Beiber!!!!!!!

Alex
August 25, 2010 5:25 pm

“beib the dweeb”

Alex
August 25, 2010 5:29 pm

NOBEIBER

Brian B.
August 25, 2010 5:32 pm

Ditch the Bie-bitch!

Allan
August 25, 2010 5:37 pm

…and don’t forget to have your Bieber spade or neutered.

suck it
August 25, 2010 5:45 pm

Justin Bieber loves *ock

mike
August 25, 2010 5:46 pm

beiber fever releiver

Cesar
August 25, 2010 5:46 pm

Damn you Bieber!!
DooDoo on Bieber!!
Pierce this Bieber!!
Just-out this Bieber!
Bieber Blows!!
Ditch this Bieber!!

Danica
August 25, 2010 5:51 pm

Let’s leave it up to Mother Nature, even if we have to tell that hussy to hurry it up: “Coalition to Enforce Puberty on Justin Beiber”

Danny
August 25, 2010 6:13 pm

Smelly Bieber, Shave the Bieber, Yeast Infected Bieber (playing at the Roxy on Saturday)

beav
August 25, 2010 6:56 pm

operation timber,justin hates 5 year olds.

John
August 25, 2010 6:57 pm

You want to stop his ‘flow’ of success? I think you will have to start “Operation Bieber Dam’. Or maybe ‘Damn Bieber Dam’.

beav
August 25, 2010 7:00 pm

beiber and bean show.

Rant
August 25, 2010 7:09 pm

bieber spelled backwards is osama bin laden or osama bin bieber

RAMS4LIFE
August 25, 2010 7:18 pm

Bean the Bieber, Bean that Bieber.

Hi oooooo
August 25, 2010 7:25 pm

Bieber..With doo doo on it!!

Bieber be gone

Cheri Hogan
August 25, 2010 7:30 pm

Ban the Bieber Boisterous Blowout

ADAM G
August 25, 2010 7:37 pm

well recently i think Bieber was struck by a bottle in a concert or some staged event . so why don’t we all BOTTLE BIEBER !!! or the Bottle Biebers Career movement !!!

Michoacan
August 25, 2010 7:42 pm

Puto Bieber
So He Called You A Puta Bieber
Machete Bieber

Juice
August 25, 2010 7:48 pm

The Cleaveland Bieber Steamers!

ToNe LoC
August 25, 2010 8:10 pm

meat clever to the throat bieber!!!!!!!!!!

Julia
August 25, 2010 8:13 pm

Im a teen whos in love with Justin ..
But this sounds fun and i couldnt resist! >:D
(Forgive me later, Biebs :P )

Ban the Biebs

“Bleavers”

Boot Bieber

Bye-Bye Beiber

… im not gonna go any further :)

Brian B.
August 25, 2010 8:47 pm

The “Justin Beiber should get on his hands and knees, apologize, and ___ me” campaign. In that order.

You there?!!

NinaC
August 25, 2010 8:48 pm

Beat It Bieber
Bieber Quiver
Bieber the Goon

Myk
August 25, 2010 8:53 pm

The Demon Bieber of Fleet Street

Leona
August 25, 2010 9:17 pm

Bieber Fever Reliever

Yagz
August 25, 2010 9:30 pm

Ralph’s on a BIEBER HUNT

ta
August 25, 2010 9:39 pm

air tight bieber!

Edwin
August 25, 2010 9:44 pm

Pull the Lever on the Bieber!!!

Carlos
August 25, 2010 9:59 pm

F*CK Justin Bieber

Erie
August 25, 2010 10:25 pm

I actually like the kid…all jokin aside…I gotta admit he’s come damn far from YouTube!!!

    ch-ile
    August 26, 2010 11:19 am

    STILL A MINI DOUCHE NOT EVEN FULL DOUCHE JUST A MINI

    Iley
    August 31, 2010 1:22 am

    Who cares??? You wanna suck his d*ck that badly???

Cat
August 25, 2010 10:41 pm

Yay Beaver! Boo Bieber :(

ken
August 25, 2010 10:48 pm

Beat
incredibly
efficient
border line
execution
redrum

To far?

ken
August 25, 2010 11:01 pm

Beat
incredibly
efficient
border line
execution
redum

To far?

chu
August 25, 2010 11:42 pm

bustin’ justin is acceptable..

    Ashley
    August 26, 2010 1:04 am

    Non-Beliebers Unite!

jaime
August 26, 2010 1:02 am

Spankin the Bieber…(the stroke of midnight) lol

NJ
August 26, 2010 4:31 am

Bazooka The Beib

PigeonR@
August 26, 2010 4:34 am

Obliterate Bieber
Justin Bieber is a weiner retriever

Bryce
August 26, 2010 6:45 am

Bieber Damned/Bieber Hunter

Michael
August 26, 2010 7:34 am

Bieber Be Gone

Linda
August 26, 2010 9:17 am

Banish The Bieber!!!!

Viol8tor
August 26, 2010 9:37 am

POUND THE BIEBER!

jojo
August 26, 2010 10:05 am

Bury the Bieber

kingthick
August 26, 2010 10:24 am

stick a knife in Justin Beibers temple until he falls to the floor in a bloody pool of vomit and diarrhea campaign.

    Iley
    August 31, 2010 1:24 am

    I second this

Nat
August 26, 2010 10:53 am

Bieber Cleaver
Leave the Bieber
Bieber BitchTits
Stanky Bieber

chris fording
August 26, 2010 10:58 am

quarantine the bieber fever

chris fording
August 26, 2010 10:59 am

wait for it….PUBERTY carrer over biebs!

Delaina
August 26, 2010 11:47 am

NOTHING U SHOULD NAME IT “JUSTIN BIEBERS AMAZING’ an i bet u over a million people will help you! what did justin ever do to you yeah myabe u dislike him but u dont need to go overboard like this its ridiculous hes amazing an talented an ur just being immature

    THE REAL KING OF MEXICO
    August 26, 2010 2:42 pm

    THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
    BECAUSE IF WE NAME IT “JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMAZING” WE CAN HAVE ALL THE MEMEBERS MEET AT THE EDGE OF A CLIFF FOR A SPECIAL CONCERT WITH BIEBER. ADD A BULLDOZER ( I WILL DRIVE) AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I THINK WE WILL BE ABLE TO GET TO BIRDS WITH ONE BULLDOZER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      juveng
      August 26, 2010 4:40 pm

      your probably related to Biebfluffer

    Holly
    August 29, 2010 10:11 pm

    WHY ARE YOU COMMENTING ON THIS EXACTLY? IF YOU LIKE HIM THEN BUZZ OFF OF HERE. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR BI-BEIBER FREAK OF YOURS.

    Iley
    August 31, 2010 1:31 am

    Maybe during the concert you can invite Delaina on stage and the shoot her in the head with a t-Shirt bazooka

TJPee7
August 26, 2010 2:45 pm

BLOW ME BIEBER (no, wait, he might take you up on it)

Lisa Stimson
August 26, 2010 3:05 pm

Biber Gate 2010: Taking down the Biber

Perla
August 26, 2010 3:51 pm

Abscond Bieber
or
Abscond the Bieber

juveng
August 26, 2010 4:38 pm

Bieber Juice! Bieber Juice!

Jeff
August 26, 2010 6:29 pm

dam the bieber

Joe Mama
August 26, 2010 8:36 pm

Some Childrens Parents
or
Leave the Mamas Boy Alone

Erica from santa m0nica !
August 26, 2010 10:27 pm

Break the Bieber Fever

Erica from santa m0nica !
August 26, 2010 10:40 pm

Bieber Snatch 2010! Give the Bieber Dengue Fever !

Joe M.
August 27, 2010 1:00 am

Other people have mentioned it already, but I’d definitely try to do with a “beaver dam” pun of some sort. “Damn Bieber,” or Bieber, Damn!,” or something.

“Bieber, Scram!”

I don’t know. Those are all kind of lame. Ralph can figure out how to make it good; that’s why he gets the big bucks.

Nat
August 27, 2010 9:12 am

Here’s the winner: BieSlap Bieber

Ivan Cardenas
August 27, 2010 9:51 am

Hey Ralph, not sure if your still taking any more hate names, but what about “ICE PICK BEHIND THE FEMUR BIEBER” ?

travis
August 27, 2010 10:28 am

i know im a day late and you guys probably already forgot you even talked about this but what i think you should do is start spreading horrible roomers about the Bieber such as he is a 24 year old bull dike or that he is part of the baby seal clubbing club and then we can call him “Biber the Deceiver” i know it sounds like a lot of work to you guys but it will be fun to think of all these crazy things to say he is or dose

Mariela
August 27, 2010 10:58 am

“BE RID OF BIEBER”

Ryan
August 27, 2010 11:38 am

Bieber “what didga do?”

JC
August 27, 2010 11:01 pm

Finger that Bieber

rj
August 31, 2010 3:00 pm

Bieberculosis
Bieber No More
Throw Bieber in the Riever
Bieber 187
Say NO to Bieb!
Biebacide

Rick Nishiyama
August 31, 2010 7:22 pm

son of a bieber, house of a 1000′s biebers, hannibal bieber, bieberjuice, dirty rotten biebers, ferris biebers day off, bieber phone home, bieberdu

steve thome
August 31, 2010 10:22 pm

Just “fingering the” Bieber

max
September 4, 2010 8:56 pm

beaver fever

sumdum
September 22, 2010 9:24 pm

Bye Bye Bieber

delglebo
September 23, 2010 1:47 pm

Biber concentration.

Linsey
October 23, 2010 11:37 pm

Beiber has a Beaver

ITZSLICKBITCHESSUCKMYCOCK
October 28, 2010 12:35 pm

is it a boy? she sings like a girl? GOODBYE BEIBER!

    Kari
    October 28, 2010 12:35 pm

    hahahaahaa

      Kari
      October 28, 2010 12:36 pm

      WHY IS THERE SO MANY GAY PUNS?!!!!!!! oh (s)he should be GONE.

biebersbiggestfan:)
January 18, 2011 1:49 pm

what the hell has this kid done to you all? nothing. stupid haters. you can go to hell because thats so mean!

    ph biebs
    January 31, 2011 12:54 am

    envy sinisters to hell!

    Stephen
    February 4, 2011 11:24 am

    He has invaded our country with his whiny voice and douchebag-ness, and I can’t take it anymore!!! So it’s time to bust out the Bieber Cleaver!

PhungusVomitBieber
February 14, 2011 1:17 pm

- Colby Cheesy Beaber – mixture of Monterey Jack (ass) cheese and stinky nacho cheese (for his horrendous outfit at the Grammys)
- Disability Bieber
- Next-Mubarak Bieber
- Teen Mom Bieber
- Golden Retriever Bieber
- Diaper Bieber
- Dumpster Music Bieber
- Point-and-laugh Bieber
- Visually Hazardous Bieber

Kaylaan
February 14, 2011 3:31 pm

YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE! Why you hating on him ? He never did anything wrong to you! So just shut up! And For you guys information , he sold out Madison Square Garden in 22 mintues! You call that no talent? So just leave him alone and stop trying to get rid of him because its NOT going to happen. Us fan will make shuree he stays around. Alright? So SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE!

Gregory
February 16, 2011 5:42 pm

Ridding The World of The Talentless Bieber