The Dodgers’ Newest Pitcher – KROQ’s Kevin
I “threw” out the first pitch at the Dodger game Saturday night, and it wasn’t quite the perfect knuckle ball strike I had planned. It WAS a knuckle ball until it hit the ground. 10 feet in front of me. And I’m not sure what happened next because I fell on my face. The dirt on the pitchers mound is very clean and tastes surprisingly good.
I’m not quite sure how sports superstitions work, but if the Dodgers won the game Saturday night against the Nationals in the 10th inning, do I have to throw a grounder and fall on my face before every game??? Because I’d rather not.
Mike L.
August 9, 2010 9:08 am
Kevin, you throw like a freaking girl. I can’t believe you fell on them mound.
Mike L.
August 9, 2010 9:13 am
the* I also can’t believe you didn’t reach the mound. lol. Cmon man.
Ryan
August 9, 2010 9:09 am
So… would you say that in this relationship Kevin is the pitcher and Bean is the catcher?
Viol8tor
August 9, 2010 9:19 am
It appears to be that way.
Ive never been exposed to such high levels of faggetry.
DocOnTheCock
August 9, 2010 9:13 am
What a douche!
Carey
August 9, 2010 9:20 am
Where’s the video? Am I missing something?
Kevin, you’re gay.
Mofo
August 9, 2010 9:24 am
HAHA!!!!!
Adam
August 9, 2010 9:25 am
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Kevin, my man. You couldn’t have planned that any better. I felt I was watching a John Hughes film from the 80′s and geeky Anthony Michael Hall just tried to win over the heart of the girl and then “the pitch” happened! Oh my god! That was funny. <>
George
August 9, 2010 9:27 am
I hope you heard all of us KROQ fans from the top deck booing you Kevin!
jay
August 9, 2010 9:28 am
Wow, Kevin, you really do throw like a girl. My little sister throws the same way, only she doesn’t scrape her knee at the end. You flung that ball like there was doo doo on it.
Don C.
August 9, 2010 9:29 am
Kevin – That was awful…just awful….:)
Loui
August 9, 2010 9:33 am
WOW!!!!!
laura
August 9, 2010 9:37 am
aaww kevin what happen lol its ok .u still look good =)
tyronnee black
August 9, 2010 9:42 am
“i think it went well”..hahaha.. how can you call that guy your friend after that!
SEVEN17
August 9, 2010 9:49 am
Pitched four years in high school?! Anyone got footage? I’m guessing it’s like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. All the players forming a conga line and just walking around the bases.
susan
August 9, 2010 9:53 am
Rad…you guys kill me.
Dino
August 9, 2010 9:58 am
My 13 year old Niece throws better than Kevin! Oh Yeah! She is Handicapped and in a wheelchair!
ted
August 9, 2010 10:00 am
gay
Oh Please Don't
August 9, 2010 10:06 am
OMG!!! That was hilarious. You need to be on my blog. Friggin hilarious, Kevin! I expect no less from you, Kevin.
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coffey
August 9, 2010 10:11 am
Maybe you should try putting down your purse first…
branner
August 9, 2010 10:21 am
yeah,…that went “well”!!
WTF..did you have a stroke up there??!!BAH HAA HA HA!!
Bo
August 9, 2010 10:21 am
I now know that it’s not that Kevin doesn’t like baseball….it’s that baseball doesn’t like Kevin.
Robert C
August 9, 2010 10:23 am
What High School did you pitch for, or did you say you saw someone pitch in high school? Did everyone in your high school wear helmets even when they were not playing baseball and ride a special bus.
Monica
August 9, 2010 10:26 am
Awww Poor Kevin! >>> (:
don
August 9, 2010 10:28 am
hey, i bet you dick clark could even throw better than that!
Carlos
August 9, 2010 10:41 am
I’m glad the Dodgers invited you guys back to the Stadium, I think you should do one every year, but maybe they should let Bean pitch from now on. Or Mike, or Dave, or really just anyone else.
Cathy
August 9, 2010 10:46 am
Kevin, you struggle…
Eric
August 9, 2010 10:47 am
Yes. THATS JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason
August 9, 2010 10:50 am
That throw…. really? I mean.. come on… really!!
In front of everyone… and you have such little shame you are almost proud of it the way you talk on the radio…. sad. There are time in life, people in life… whereby one thinks.. thank f**k that is not me… this is one of them… =)
beanie
August 9, 2010 11:09 am
when Mike said best possible scenario he really had no idea how much better it could be. Way to go Kevin.
Bean is a Dip
August 9, 2010 11:20 am
That picture of Kevin will find it’s way onto many a male prisoner’s wall of flattering photo’s to be admired vigorously from behind bars!
Kelly
August 9, 2010 11:28 am
Next time let Lisa May pitch.
JB
August 9, 2010 11:50 am
horrible kevin. just horrible! If you need some help with your knuckle ball, let me know. that used to be my pitch when i played.
i do applaud bean for being able to catch that pitch though!
Pete
August 9, 2010 12:44 pm
What a b*tch..
Stephanie
August 9, 2010 1:23 pm
I think your head was too heavy and made you fall.
Jesse
August 9, 2010 1:28 pm
Kevin, you’re my HERO!!!
Ryan
August 9, 2010 1:30 pm
Your a stiff old man Kevin. You might want to start with some stretches and geratol next time!
kevinisagirl
August 9, 2010 1:44 pm
Kevin,
Did you trip over your vagina?
big rich
August 9, 2010 1:46 pm
It’s the head too fricken big
doorofhorn
August 9, 2010 3:27 pm
Ah the fall wasn’t THAT bad. I thought Kevin would go face first into the dirt, he just sort of caught himself.
mooncricket
August 9, 2010 3:55 pm
ha ha
ralph
August 9, 2010 4:28 pm
BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! WTF KEVIN!!!! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Ted T.
August 9, 2010 5:10 pm
Pop, Lock, and Drop it!
sam
August 9, 2010 5:11 pm
yeah so uhh….. yeah uhhh that happended…..
Rich
August 9, 2010 5:22 pm
hahaha… you sissy lala..4 years and thats all the heat you have..hahaha
Juanito
August 9, 2010 6:06 pm
You re Killing me Smalls!!!
Dillon Jones
August 9, 2010 6:28 pm
Dude, Kevin, You ****in’ make my mornings, and it looked to ME like your right foot got caught on the mound. You recovered well, though!
Jason
August 9, 2010 6:32 pm
lol, wow, epic fail
carlos
August 9, 2010 6:32 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT A DUMBASS!
Rigo F.
August 9, 2010 7:14 pm
And now a moment with Kevin.
juliana
August 9, 2010 7:15 pm
Kevin would u like to take that back?
Mark M.
August 9, 2010 7:20 pm
The Wild Pitches, The Wild Pitches… the Rippin and the Tearing, the Ripping and the Tearing.
gracie garcia
August 9, 2010 7:39 pm
I finally can put a face to your names…i listen every day…you guys are old…and lol thanks for the laugh you fool Kevin!
Julie R.
August 9, 2010 7:55 pm
Bean you rocked! Kevin you sucked!
aquest
August 9, 2010 8:23 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!
Swank
August 9, 2010 8:32 pm
I heard you guys talking about The Pitch this morning, and couldn’t wait to get home and watch. And then during today, I got some of the worst news I’ve ever gotten in my life. I watched Kevin’s “pitch” twice and in seconds I was laughing my head off. Kevin, I’m sorry it was at your expense, but thank you! I really, really needed that. BTW, did you mean to hit the same spot on the dirt as last time?
Pepe
August 9, 2010 8:37 pm
GAY
nick
August 9, 2010 9:26 pm
if only you had broken your jaw and could not talk, and if bean got hit in the balls and died that would of been better
Chris
August 9, 2010 9:39 pm
FAIL
EPIC FAIL
rene
August 9, 2010 10:04 pm
Kevin, you are sooo stupid!!!
Rosy
August 9, 2010 10:45 pm
love bean laughing at the end! That says it all! LOL!!!
Swank
August 9, 2010 11:43 pm
@Rosy: EXACTLY – hearing him crack up, cracked me up!! so awesome.
Alphonse
August 9, 2010 11:45 pm
I’m sorry Kevin, but you’re obviously not qualified for this type of thing. How about letting a listener throw out the pitch at next’s year’s Dodger Day? Or at least Lisa May!
JT
August 9, 2010 11:59 pm
Someone tell PSYCHO MiKE to shut up–w/ his DOOFUS laugh. *”duhh–uh-huh-huh.”*
Javy
August 10, 2010 2:47 am
Beans the “catcher” LOL
Kari
August 10, 2010 7:33 am
Umm…stick to your day job.
Paper Adrian
August 10, 2010 7:49 am
Knuckle ball FTW !
dANO
August 10, 2010 7:56 am
Good thing you were not wearing spikes! You probably would have blown a knee instead of that little boo-boo you aquired…
pettingzoo
August 10, 2010 8:22 am
You hyped yourself up so much and then came crashing down like the dousche you are. Well done.
Shay
August 10, 2010 8:44 am
ONE WORD….AMAZING!!! hahahahahahahaha
John D
August 10, 2010 9:07 am
dude, dude, dude… u suck!
Liz
August 10, 2010 9:41 am
Kevin…oh Kevin…
Matt C
August 10, 2010 11:06 am
That was F’n AWESOME!!!
Susan
August 10, 2010 12:19 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I love it! You guys are so freakin’ great!
zuniga
August 10, 2010 3:02 pm
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Kevin, you are the best!
BIG MIKE
August 10, 2010 4:42 pm
Nice pitch…………..DUMB-ASS!!
BIG MIKE
August 10, 2010 4:46 pm
Gals, watchin an everything!!
heinekendude
August 10, 2010 5:42 pm
Honestly, I would rather had seen Miss Cleo and Lisa play with each other. See, see what I did there? Kevin sucks
boB
August 10, 2010 6:33 pm
LAME!
Bud C.
August 10, 2010 7:05 pm
you dumbass
Maria
August 10, 2010 9:15 pm
Best pitch ever!!!!!!!!! Classic Kevin!!!!!!!!
Paul
August 10, 2010 9:56 pm
Your foot did not slip at all, and I love how from the moment Kevin threw the pitch through the end of the video there is someone laughing his ass off, including Bean. Kevin you are such a F%^K UP!
Noi
August 10, 2010 9:58 pm
I didn’;t know bean was that old and kevin is gay. haha
Rick V
August 10, 2010 10:38 pm
What a LOP
You throw like a girl!!!
tony
August 11, 2010 8:58 am
lmao this is fkn hilarious!!
Henry H
August 11, 2010 9:10 am
Kevin, you’re BANNED!!!!
grrrravy
August 11, 2010 9:42 am
WTF? Big tree fall hard.
Biz
August 11, 2010 9:42 am
pathetic Kevn, you are NOT full of win, sir. i bet Michael Clark Duncan at least knows how to stand while throwing, loser!
Lane
August 11, 2010 10:13 am
That.Was.Epic. Full of win, all the way.
joey penney
August 11, 2010 11:01 am
dude your a pitcher whats your poison
billa playa 69
August 11, 2010 11:01 am
dude bean looks really old like hes guna die soon it looks like
Jazmin S.
August 11, 2010 11:58 am
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing!! Kevin’s the biggest idiot of all man kind!!!
Steve
August 11, 2010 2:31 pm
what a f**ken idiot.
B Cuz Im AWESOME
August 11, 2010 9:02 pm
Facepalm
Josh
August 11, 2010 11:35 pm
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Bean speaking live. Before now, I’d only ever heard his voice or seen his picture, never had the two been combined for me.
Did you know there’s a line between creepy/funny and creepy/upsetting?
I found the line.
I…
Found…
The line…
Riffmaster5
August 12, 2010 4:09 am
I couldn’t see the pitch. Or Kevin falling. Really, all I saw was Kevin’s giant head taking up the entire screen. Definitely needed a wide angle lens for this one.
adrian
August 12, 2010 10:39 am
he is joto for sure.
go doyers.
Predrag
August 12, 2010 5:43 pm
What’s worse? The Gary Dell’Abate pitch or the Kevin pitch?
omotherfuckerar
August 13, 2010 12:55 pm
this is why you need cleats!
Dickhead
August 18, 2010 1:58 am
Front foot never slipped asshole… you suck
Jarrett
August 21, 2010 11:17 am
This deserves of a web redemption on TOSH.O
manuel
September 2, 2010 1:29 am
fail epic fail
Aldo
September 13, 2010 8:57 pm
Kevin my man you my hero now i don’t feel so bad about me thank you so much GO KINGS!!!!!
gino
September 20, 2010 4:06 pm
THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!