Kevin’s Weenie Roast Parking Lot Tour
Weenie Roast Rule #1: Don’t give Kevin a walkie-talkie.
Weenie Roast Rule #2: Don’t give Kevin a golf cart.
Kevin wanted to take a tour of the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater parking lot a few hours before the doors opened. He figured there would be some good tailgating going on. Sure enough, he found some interesting characters… and ran over a few parking cones.
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joe
June 7, 2010 9:00 am
thats my afro and man boob!!!
kevin
June 7, 2010 10:20 pm
You are one sexy bitch!
kevin
Scotty
June 7, 2010 9:47 am
That’s a classic quote… “Here’s the thing, there’s like, there’s like twenty thousand women here and I’m signing this dudes boob.” Good job Kevin, you seriously need a golf cart anywhere you go. Dump the prius and get a golf cart!
kevin
June 7, 2010 10:19 pm
juicetheman, the problem with parking far from the venue and not close to the entrance, is that while the people who part close are already getting in their cars and getting in line, you’re still walking to your car. So that argument is bogus.
However, the part about “hiding from the cops when smoking a doobie” is spot on. So, good work…kevin
juicetheman
June 7, 2010 9:52 am
Kevin! the reason why you park so far away from the gate entrance is because… think about it. SURE! you get to park close to the entrance and though it seems down right logical to do that, at the end of the day you’ll regret it. You get so backed up in traffic to exit the venue and it takes up to two or three hours to get out. That’s why is smarter to park so far away and closer to the exit gate of the venue, because at the end of the day, you wont be fighting to get out of the parking lot. You simply just drive away. Thats what I did this year, I park close to the exit gate and it took me 15 minutes to exit the parking lot. So you see is not being a dumb ass. Is using your brain, because other Weenie Roast I been to, I park so close to the gate and at the end of the day it takes me two-three hours to leave. Not only is it better to park to far away, it’s a good source of exercising, and hiding from the cops when smoking a doobie.
peace out!
p.s. oh yeah it works better, because you get to leave early and head to buffalo wild wing for the after party! ^_^
Melissa
June 7, 2010 11:40 am
I like parking closer to the actual event entrance and being the last ones to leave. More time to smoke out and drink all the cold beers we left in the ice chest from the tail-gating party…they were getting nice and cold while we enjoyed the concert! So if you saw that car with the music playing loud after the show, with 3 hott chicks drinking like it was water… that was us! hehehehe The shouw by the way, was bad ass!!! Had a great time! Thanks for the bad ass line up guys!!!
lostsoul86
June 7, 2010 10:23 am
well i havent been to the weenie roast in a couple years but if its anything like other festival parking lots you park the furthest away from the entrance so you can be closer to the exit at the end of the night that way you dont spend 3 hours trying to get out .
Stahlwolf
June 7, 2010 10:32 am
I’m surprised they gave him a golf cart. Didn’t they learn from Coachella not to give Kevin anything at a concert with wheels?
kevin
June 7, 2010 10:23 pm
Are you really asking if someone at KROQ “learned anything” from my mini-bike wipeout at Coachella???
The people who should be making those decisions are dumb asses just like me. They rule because if there’s some danger of me hurting myself, they ENCOURAGE IT.
I’ll probably die soon.
kevin
Will
June 7, 2010 12:03 pm
Best part is the chant ” STD STD STD!”
Travis
June 7, 2010 12:21 pm
Last year this couple was totally making a baby at Weenie roast in the back of a ford contour, this year all I saw was a bald man putting sun screen lotion on his head while his wife cooked up spam.. what is this country coming too..
kevin
June 7, 2010 10:25 pm
You should have returned 30 minutes later. I’m guessing the lotion on the head and his wife cookin’ up spam was…like…foreplay. I’m guessing they used all those items in ways you and I never thought of. We could learn form people like this…
kevin
Cheshire
June 7, 2010 2:10 pm
man o man, my sister won tix and took me along. had so much freakin fun! i really enjoyed courtney love talking about douching! haha AWESOME!
Scotty
June 8, 2010 10:11 am
Kevin is by far the best human alive..
joe
June 8, 2010 1:33 pm
damn right kevin i am one sexy bitch!! std!std!std! hahaha classic line of the early afternoon
Richard h
June 15, 2010 11:23 pm
HAHAHA my boss is the guy in the dumb ass parking, best thing i ever saw, im going to show it to everyone at work
lizrod`13
January 12, 2011 1:34 pm
kevin really is a d!@#