Victoria’s Secret’s New Push-Up Bra Makes Breasts Appear Two Cup Sizes Larger. False Advertising? DON’T CARE.
Victoria’s Secret says, “Hello Bombshell.” Their miraculous new push-up bra instantly adds 2 cup sizes.
I say, “Hello Nobel Peace Prize.”
Bean thinks a bra that makes a woman’s breasts look two sizes bigger is false advertising. This requires a bit more research before coming to a conclusion. To see the Victoria’s Secret commercial for this amazing new product, and to research the topic further, click more.
Let’s start our comprehensive research with the tv commercial:
Let’s not jump to any conclusions. How about a few photos for proof. Maybe Alessandra Ambrosio’s breasts aren’t quite this big. Do I feel like I am being lied to?
I’m not 100% positive. How ’bout one more example before we make up our minds?
Hmmm….Marissa Miller…perhaps this bra makes her breasts look bigger than they are…still not sure. More research needed.
You know what? nope…still not sure.
Alright…let’s see. I’m with her at dinner…we got back to her place…she takes off the bra and…am I disappointed? Maybe another example:
How do I feel about this girl not being quite as big as it seems? I’m unsure.
Having trouble making up my mind…
Hmmm…..
Really having a hard time figuring this one out…
I think my answer is….still not sure.
I’m pretty sure I’m OK with this….but…maybe a couple more…
OK…this has gone on long enough (that’s what she said). Maybe one more.
Maybe I would be just a bit disappointed. But probably not. More research needed.
I ‘m starting to think I’d probably be OK with it. Not sure though…
This is a tough one. Maybe one more.
It’s not like me to not be able to make up my mind…
What’s the question again?
Oh…right…false advertising?
I think Victoria’s Secret has found the secret to world peace. I think I’m OK with this type of “false advertising.” For the 99.99% of guys who will never find out personally, this type of bra is an amazing thing. And if I happen to be that one dude who finds out personally, and chances are I will be, and I find out this chick has “B” cups instead of “D” cups as advertised? I’m guessing I’m not kickin’ her out of bed. And by the way, if everybody could see the size of a man’s junk through his clothes, men would’ve invented this 100 years ago.
Bean is gay.
kevin
Carlos
May 10, 2010 8:29 am
Wow, Bean is totally gay.
Sivan
May 10, 2010 9:26 am
hahaha kevin you’re the best.
punisher jose
May 10, 2010 10:42 am
no i dont think its the bra… i think..
Christina
May 10, 2010 12:09 pm
You’ve presented a valid and balanced arguement, with two obvious conclusions.
1. Women who strive to look this good should not be chastised. (even if they need a Bombshell Bra to add that special something.)
2. Bean is most definitely gay.
Daniel
May 10, 2010 5:08 pm
that’s why I go for girls like this…no way I’m getting less then a large B/Small C if she looks like she has DD w/this bombshell bra…P.S. they can show this skinny bitches with wings but they can show these girls….WTF?
Kelly
May 11, 2010 8:58 am
Wow Daniel, now that is my kinda girl! That is some curvy stuff. Now if we could get Christina Hendricks to do a bra ad………
fl4isa
October 26, 2010 9:06 pm
ummm curvy stuff?? hahahahahah i’m sorry…but this is FAT STUFF! lol dear God….
Kelly
May 11, 2010 9:36 am
Found her name. Ashley Graham!
Jay
December 1, 2010 2:44 pm
Ok, I think I’m happy medium between the Victoria’s Secret models and this Lane Bryant model; I don’t think nobody would mind if models had a body type like the one from this picture. Not scary skinny, but not fat either; how about fit? http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4308/dscf00260.jpg
Jason
May 10, 2010 6:00 pm
Great post, mmmmmmmmm Victoria Secret so good really brighten up a day. Bean is definetly wrong on this one
mike m
May 11, 2010 11:05 am
I’ve examined these pictures a few times,and I can’t find anything wrong with this product! Maybe their using to much material per sq. in.!
Jeanniejellybean
August 5, 2010 8:50 am
From a womens point of view, I LOVE this bra. When I first tried it on, I was totally taken back..I felt like I was stuffing my bra(like middle school again, LOL)but once I out my cute little tops on, I was able to go with it….I have wondered if guys would be disapointed when the bra comes off, but so far it hasn’t ever seemed that way…I think you are too caught up in the moment to even care…of course my Full B cups are perky and cute anyways, but perhaps if the woman underneath the bra had gross boobs,it would be a disapointment. Since I realize I get way more attention when wearing it, and I like the attention, i am going to have a BA.Then I won;t need the bra, but until then it works nicely.