Are These Boobs Too Big?
Got an email from KROQ listener Jorge today asking me what I thought about Heidi Pratt‘s new look. She showed up at some event in Las Vegas this week in a tiny bikini. Heidi is the mental midget from The Hills who recently had ten plastic surgeries in one day including the maximum breast enlargement allowed under U.S. law.
See her cartoon boobs after the jump and prepare to cast your vote on whether these are working for you.
Photo from The Superficial. See more here.
Karla
April 11, 2010 8:59 pm
No they’re perfect. I want mine like that.
Steve A
April 12, 2010 9:43 am
They ARE perfect and Karla….. i want yours like that too.
R Treybain Pete
April 12, 2010 9:45 am
Now, a statement like that should have should have backup to prove it. U should post a pic.
Jaybow
April 13, 2010 9:59 am
Hell yeah, I want yours like that too.
Sarah May
April 11, 2010 10:12 pm
Spencer can’t throw her body off a boat if he decides to kill her. Those things are floaties!
Mike L
April 12, 2010 7:40 am
I’d motor boat those twins anytime.
Mexicali Dude
April 12, 2010 12:33 pm
in Pyscho Mike’s word YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jared risman
April 12, 2010 9:05 am
Ok at the risk of sounding homosexual THERES NOTHING HOT ABOUT A 100% FAKE BODY!!! Spencer SWOOP A BLOW-UP DOLL THERE CHEAPER AND DONT HAVE THE ATTITUDE..
Dave da King
April 12, 2010 4:11 pm
gay
R Treybain Pete
April 12, 2010 9:44 am
Dude, she’s really not that attractive. It takes away from the greatness of her boobs. Can she wear a full-facial mask.
Tara
April 12, 2010 9:44 am
Her left boob looks higher than her right…am I the only one who sees it?
CrUtChEs
April 12, 2010 10:26 am
duhh.. that’s cuz she’s tilting her body. it’s a modeling shot
Stomper 13
April 12, 2010 9:45 am
I’ve seen barbie dolls with more of a realistic look than her. I LOVE tig ole bitties as long as thier real flesh melons.
Ryan
April 12, 2010 9:47 am
They’re not “cartoonishly” big. Just much larger than normal. And why is that a bad thing? Pam Anderson and many other celebrities have them even bigger.
I was actually a bit disappointed since from the hype I was expecting them to be bigger.
tara 69
April 12, 2010 9:48 am
She’s unattractive because of her fake personality, not her fake boobs! The girls’s obviously got some deep self-esteem issues to change herself so drastically. Unfortunately, the surgeries aren’t going to change how she feels inside.
Josh420
April 12, 2010 9:49 am
There awesome!!!! She is lookin good but her husband is a douche
Chad
April 12, 2010 9:50 am
Gross… how is that attractive.. whatever takes the attention off her fake face. she looks way better with close on…. she cant run, she cant swim to the bottom of a swimming pool…. whats next!! Free Hot air balloons
Chad
April 12, 2010 9:50 am
I meant clothes…
Chris
April 12, 2010 9:53 am
They look a bit awkward on her yes, but if you saw her naked you wouldnt say oh god put your clothes back on those things are too big
George
April 12, 2010 9:54 am
Nope.com Those are perfect!!!!!!!
Tony gutierrez
April 12, 2010 9:57 am
I think she looked better natural…
Carlos
April 12, 2010 10:02 am
Hot hot hot I’ll do it!!!!!!!!!!! ( @ )( @ ) perfect in my eyes.
Brannon
April 12, 2010 10:05 am
HER FACE DONT HELP
John
April 12, 2010 10:20 am
Wow… They look great, they actually fit her
punisher jose
April 12, 2010 10:29 am
they are perfect!
dave
April 12, 2010 11:14 am
When is she going to do porn? she already looks the part.
Rarez28
April 12, 2010 11:40 am
She should of stopped 9 surgerys ago. She’s lookin non human
AP
April 12, 2010 11:49 am
wow, this picture doesn’t make them look AS bad cuz the rest of her body is covered up, but in a photo online with a full body shot, the boobs definitely look WAY too big. And she’s not cute in the face…I think worse now after all the other surgery. Whatever, men will always be pigs about this stuff.
doorofhorn
April 12, 2010 12:10 pm
I don’t think the issue is whether they’re too big or not. I they look big in the pic, but nothing freakish. Her problem is they look fake as hell, but that matches the rest of her. She looks as lifelike as a barbie doll.
Jen
April 12, 2010 12:27 pm
her flesh colored eyebrows are creepier. going for the spencer look?
Mikey
April 12, 2010 12:34 pm
C’mon no really C’mon who’s looking at her face? C’mon
satan
April 12, 2010 12:34 pm
bigger is better
Mexicali Dude
April 12, 2010 12:35 pm
Estan Chingon! Sorry there perfect.
oscki
April 12, 2010 1:00 pm
i thought they were bigger. theyre perfect
P Monroy
April 12, 2010 1:55 pm
she’s looks better before than now.
Jen
April 12, 2010 1:57 pm
is that a wax figure?
Tanya
April 12, 2010 2:34 pm
seriously, ewww. She looks like my 12 year olds plastic barbie!!
johnny
April 12, 2010 3:33 pm
Her face looks fake.. Her personality is fake.. but the fake boobs are very good !!
sam
April 12, 2010 4:13 pm
no man in the right man would turn down the oppertunity to perform the motor boat on them
Steve
April 12, 2010 4:21 pm
Too big? More like too perfect.
Elvis L.
April 12, 2010 4:37 pm
at first glance, they look ok, but once you really look, they are a bit big. i think one size down and she wouldnt hard on the eyes. that and a voicebox removal.
Loren
April 12, 2010 5:14 pm
Wow – Boobs that can actually double as a shade from the sun!
pubyjosh
April 12, 2010 7:14 pm
wow those cans are the “tits”
Aristotle
April 12, 2010 7:40 pm
They look good on her, but she makes them unattractive once she starts talking.
hank
April 12, 2010 7:42 pm
i love ‘em but not on her, she would look nice with a C+ cup but not those, too big, it’s too much to handle C is good enough; a handful oughtta do!
beanie
April 12, 2010 9:44 pm
I’d like them better if they were attached to someone else. plus wtf is up with her eye brows?
i wonder how long crazy bitches can live after their heads been cut off? are they like chickens?
Rigo
April 12, 2010 9:54 pm
What a let down from what the gang was saying I was expecting Jessica Rabbit. They look like your typical I want to so be in porn boobs.
hector
April 12, 2010 10:46 pm
Somebody’s ready for PORN!!!!
anna
April 13, 2010 12:26 am
their fucken hott, real or fake love boobs! proud to say i have pretty big ones too and real
jay
April 13, 2010 6:45 am
I’m gonna have to see them topless to make my final decision
Jen
April 13, 2010 7:21 am
Her body is HOOTTT but her face kills it. She kinda looks like a tranny with her swollen face.. it’s very man-ish. Looks like she had a bad reaction to shellfish. BUT as far as her boobs go they’re awesome! …..as long as you paper bag it.
durst
April 13, 2010 7:25 am
There’s nothing attractive about breast implants of this size.
Anthony
April 13, 2010 7:51 am
Yeah her boobs seem to big! But what’s her personality like? I don’t think they have an implant for that.
j
April 13, 2010 8:37 am
this is why we shouldn’t give our children barbie dolls to play with.
irene cecilia
April 13, 2010 8:44 am
holy sh@t those thing R Huge.. They look nice !! But give it another year.. with all the plasic in her she will Melt AWAY !!! YAAAAYYY !!!!! LOL
Adam White
April 13, 2010 8:54 am
She may be plastic but, as a kid I loved GI Joes and they’re plastic! It’s all good! Stay in that bikini, Heidi, you’re not hurting the landscape!
Wise One
April 13, 2010 8:54 am
They look like two bowling balls under her skin. If any dude were to motor boat her… you would get knocked the F out!
Lola
April 13, 2010 9:10 am
Oh my goodness!! They are cock-eyed. I hope she kept her receipt! If she can’t get a refund, she can at least try to get her money back in other ways… most guys won’t give a rip that they are cock-eyed as long as they can be cock-ridden.
Tina
April 13, 2010 9:45 am
You know what, I’m not a fan of implants just because I think it’s gross the feel a skin covered balloon, and hers look like they’d feel that way. But…. Not everyone can pull it off. They look good on her, and her skin adjusted well, there’s no sctretch you see with most. May not touch em but god damn they are nice to look at….lol
punisher jose
April 13, 2010 9:58 am
perfect
DJ
April 13, 2010 1:40 pm
she’s the next joan rivers
Timmay!!!
April 13, 2010 2:40 pm
They’re nice, but they sure as hell don’t look real…
Javier
April 13, 2010 2:59 pm
Bean, SHUT UP YOU HOMO!!! They are PERFECT!!!
sniper
April 13, 2010 6:42 pm
Seems normal to me.I thought they were real. Her eye brows look funky in that pic. though. Kinda looks like a fuzzy catapiller.
justin
April 13, 2010 7:05 pm
Those boobs look like barbies boobs
Hunter
April 13, 2010 9:06 pm
Theres never too Big, it’s like telling a cow theres too much milk come on man dont make me take a man card away
Jessica
April 13, 2010 10:17 pm
Im sure if she went back to her natural beauty and had the breast inplants then im sure she would have looked beautiful..but she needs to stop dying her hair it looks like its falling out..but other than that her over all appearence is not very appealing. to those who do think that fake bodies are beautiful you must be fake yourself. jah~nee!! {(~`..`~)}
jUiCe
April 14, 2010 8:14 am
she needs to do porn now! HAHA
chris
April 14, 2010 8:25 am
Thoses are perfect no bigger than that for her body. I like boobs why lie..Lol
fortuitousebb
April 14, 2010 9:15 am
Boobs = sexy….Orange Eyebrows = retarded
Benny Boy
April 14, 2010 12:00 pm
omg too big you guys must be retarted…im dissapointed in you bean… those are beautiful
JT
April 14, 2010 1:43 pm
This just proves that if you throw a set of bolt-ons on a 6, she automatically turns into a 9
2b or not 2b
April 15, 2010 10:41 am
heidi are you a christian by name only
DoubleD
April 15, 2010 1:54 pm
To each their own….I think they look awesome….but painful….her poor back.
Erin
April 21, 2010 6:47 pm
The size doesn’t bug me so much as they look like hard plastic, which kind of takes all the fun out of boobs. And then why bother with Heidi when you could just feel up a Barbie doll?