Looking For A Job? The Worst Video Resumes You’ve Ever Seen.
Looking for work? Don’t be this guy.
Gawker.tv put up a list of some of the biggest douchebag video resumes. This is David Pederson. “What’s your company’s weather going to be like in 10 years? Because with me, it’s always sunny.”
You must watch. And laugh. And don’t be like this. But if you are like this, please put it up on You Tube so we can laugh at you as well.
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“With me it’s always sunny.”
“Your business card is CRAP. This card is the most impressive card I’ve ever seen. It’s mine.”
Hey Laura Callender, you should consider adding some video effects.
If you’re not funny, winking at the camera only makes it worse.
If you’re not funny, make up words. “When awesomeness comes together with perseverance, you get aweserverance”.
And finally, when I have trouble sleeping, I watch this.
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Adam
March 1, 2010 8:50 am
The Devin one is a joke. It’s a copycat of Barney’s (Neil Patrick Harris) video resume on How I Met Your Mother.
The rest are just really sad. If everyone made videos like this we’d actually have an excuse for high unemployment rates.
jose
March 1, 2010 10:48 am
lalalala..
Aimee
March 1, 2010 3:56 pm
My card is die cut, my card is foil stamped, my card…doesn’t fit in anyone’s wallet.
chris
March 1, 2010 6:40 pm
are this for real!!
Hugo
March 1, 2010 7:41 pm
The guy showing off his business card was on one of the episodes of Rob Dyrdek Fantasy
Fred
March 6, 2010 9:41 am
Why did the black come in last? a black man’s video resume has to be serious because for one he’s black and two if he did a totally outlandish video resume as the other white guys and gals,he wouldn’t get the job with his foot chopped off. So, i applaud this man on his video resume and i down all of the other ones. They are stupid and this last guy deserves the job.