Rob Zombie And Alice Cooper Finally Join Forces









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I have never been the most religious person in the world but that has now changed. Of course there’s a God and he most certainly loves us one and all.

How can I be so sure of this? Glad you asked. The man I call my biological father, Rob Zombie, and the man who could easily be HIS biological father, Alice Cooper, have decided they need to tour. Together.

Are you f***ing kidding me?  That is as biblical as it gets.  Read on…For those of us who like their brand of theatrical horror rock, not to mention their particular type of on stage charisma, this is the kind of show we devotees would call mecca. Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie will play an exclusive limited run of North American tour dates beginning April 26th at the MTS Center in Winnipeg, MB.

Rob Zombie/Alice Cooper – The Gruesome Twosome Tour

4/26 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre
4/Saskatoon, SK Credit Union
4/28 Edmonton, AB (1) Rexall Place
4/29 Calgary, AB (2) Corral
5/1 Vancouver, BC (3) Pacific Coliseum
5/2 Kennewick, WA Toyota Center
5/4 Casper, WY (4) Casper Events Center

Wait! I just took a look at the tour dates and locations and now I’m re-thinking my whole “there IS a God” stance. If indeed there is a higher power responsible for our ultimate happiness, apparently I’m on his or her shit list. I see no signs of a California showing on that little itinerary. That is cruel. Not even Vegas? That is simply absurd.

Who the hell is running this freak show?

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Scotty
February 23, 2010 11:39 am

Just breathe Nic…Someone once told me told me that they deviously save announcing L.A. dates until that very month so who knows, anythings possible! But thanks for the heads up lady! I definitely have to go to that gig for sures! Two for one! The way I like it! “Feed my Frankenstein” “Slam in the back of my Dracula” It’ll be sickly insane to say the least…I just hope they do an opened venue like a Palladium or a Grove…I guess we’ll have to wait and see! Rock N Roll.

Burn Baby Burn
February 23, 2010 12:33 pm

the Gruesome Twosome is bound to end up in L.A….c’mon it’s L.A. – the portal to the underworld!

Carlos
February 23, 2010 6:54 pm

Not playing and L.A show is like not putting cheese on a Pizza.
It has to be done!!!!!