My Top 10 Sexiest Olympians From The Vancouver Winter Games
There are a LOT of hot chicks in the Olympics this year. A LOT.
My top 10 list coming up… But first, every Olympic year the host city builds the Olympic Village, housing for athletes from all over the world, and its residents are the strongest, fastest, most competitive and most confident men and women in the world. Mostly young and mostly single, they do what young and single people do… Each other. So the Vancouver organizers stockpiled 100,000 condoms to have on hand for the 18 days of the Olympics. That’s roughly 14 for each of the 7,000 athletes, trainers, and coaches, excluding the Curlers of course.
For my list of the sexiest Olympians, click on the MORE button.
It’s also cute how the U.S. Curling Team got involved with their own condom design, as if condoms are needed for their “athletes.” It sure is a risqué design. See? Because one of the things the “skip” will yell is “Hurry Hard!” For those of you that don’t know the “sport” he’s yelling at the janitors because the giant puck thing is going too slow, and it’s time to sweep up and turn out the lights. They’ve gotta hit the afternoon buffet and head on over for Bingo and pudding. And lights out at 6PM.
The Sexiest Olympian in Vancouver: #1: Lindsey Vonn
Lindsey is #1 partially because she’s beautiful, and partially because just before she races, she’s got crazy “I might kill you” eyes. Her eyes get all bonkers.
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #2 – Allison Baver, U.S. speed skater
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #3: Elena Hight, U.S. snowboarder
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #4 – Gretchen Bleiler, U.S. snowboarder
Sexiest Olympians In Vancouver: #5 - Ashleigh McIvor, Canadian ski crosser
Sexiest Olympians At The Vancouver Games: #6:- Faye Gulini, U.S. snowboard crosser
Sexiest Olympians at the Vancouver Games:: #7 – Tanith Belbin, U.S. ice dancer
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #8 – American skier Julia Mancuso
Sexiest Olympians In Vancouver: #9 – British skier Chemmy Alcott
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #10 – US snowcross expert Lindsey Jacobellis
Bonus for Psycho Mike and anyone in West Hollywood: Speed Skater Apollo Ohno
KODY
February 22, 2010 7:39 am
ooooh snap. those are some hot chicks.
Bean-er
February 22, 2010 7:51 am
Really? There we other much hotter chicks at the winter games. Your list was good until it got to the bottom.
Yotgo1999
February 22, 2010 8:33 am
Kevin…what about Gigi Marvin #19 on the women’s hockey team…and there are some really sexy women on the curling teams…Denmark, U.S.A., Canada…
jose
February 22, 2010 10:32 am
i like #2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!hot
Geedub
February 22, 2010 10:44 am
You forgot Torah Bright!
o
February 22, 2010 11:24 am
ha…
Alex G
February 22, 2010 12:10 pm
how did Tomas Holmstrom of team sweeden and the detroit red wings not make this list ? im sure he would be a bonus for Ralph and Mike !! BTW Allison Baver is a totaly hot Beaver wowoowow
Pat
February 22, 2010 12:42 pm
Vonn in a swimsuit= WIN!
Rafal
February 22, 2010 1:50 pm
Kevin, I’m disappointed how narrow minded you are. Do you only watch athletes from USA?
Just check out these three names:
Kiira Korpi
Kimiko Zakreski
Linn Haug
Not mentioning Yu-Na Kim…
Lee
February 22, 2010 1:53 pm
Melanie Robillard of the Germans Curling Team makes curling watchable.
Lee
February 22, 2010 2:03 pm
She also speaks 4 languages and posed nude for a calendar to promote women’s curling. How can that NOT be sexy?
jason
February 22, 2010 3:25 pm
Good list but I would of added that Danish curler who cried. I have to point out that Apollo Ohno in his shiney blue suit abd bandana looks like a power ranger…
B Cuz Im Awesome
February 22, 2010 8:53 pm
What about that one Aussie snowboarder that won a gold medal um… um……………….. DAMN IT!! I forgot her name >:( she was really cute too
J Thurb
February 23, 2010 9:20 am
Torah Bright!
Jon Dough
February 22, 2010 10:24 pm
Madeleine Dupont! shes hot from the Denmark Curling team.
Tee
February 23, 2010 8:01 am
Apollo wants me…I want him…
phineas
February 23, 2010 12:11 pm
Mancuso over Vonn….Any day…..The tiara clinches it! Plus, number two always tries harder
Ed
February 24, 2010 1:34 am
Mancuso and Baver over Vonn any day.
hornyolimpianfan
February 24, 2010 5:31 am
you missed all the russian girls!!! too many american girls in this selection!! I don’t know the name but i’m in love with a russian girl fron the curling team… she is hot!!… melts the ice around her
George
March 5, 2010 2:56 pm
Hmmm. There is an entire world outside the US. Did you notice?
I guess not.