Back Me Up On This
I love masturbation so much. Beating off is the best thing in the world and the only thing I love.
Because I beat off so much I have to occasionally use an inanimate object so as not to get bored of my trusty hand.What objects you ask? Click more…
I’ve used a jar of peanut butter, a shampoo bottle, the crevasse in a couch and a watermelon among other things.
All guys do this, right?
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Hector
February 14, 2010 8:45 am
You’re fucked up.
jared risman
February 14, 2010 8:56 am
Beating off is one thing but objects? get a girl even a rental if ya gotta but masterbation is healthy it helps immune function.
zer0
February 14, 2010 11:15 am
Typical
Karla
February 14, 2010 11:47 am
… Sure, its normal…
Cesare
February 14, 2010 12:21 pm
Well, they made a whole American Pie movie saga about that, haven’t they? =)
Keep it up, mate.
dawn
February 14, 2010 12:35 pm
A shampoo bottle????? No wonder you have no girlfriend….micro machines are so 80′s
amanda
February 14, 2010 12:43 pm
ur cute so how come you don’t have a gf ? u have a smokin hot bod, you should have girls hanging all over you, right?!?!?
DeadorAlive
February 14, 2010 1:04 pm
Yeah I know the feeling man I sometimes Dig up that dead hooker in my.. wait you almost got me there!
Greg
February 14, 2010 1:52 pm
Um, no
SantaMonica!
February 14, 2010 6:16 pm
Psycho Mike is married, he just likes beating off. A lot.
andres
February 14, 2010 8:06 pm
f’n mike you kill me homie
Debbie
February 15, 2010 9:37 am
Where is Rick Savage?
Viol8tor
February 15, 2010 9:38 am
This CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER…….does your dog partake in such usage of this peanut butter, as well?
richard lara
February 15, 2010 10:15 am
wow a watermelon really
imma try that jk hahaha
jose
February 16, 2010 10:07 am
a watermelon never tried that….. thx lol i ma try that
jose
February 16, 2010 10:08 am
not really… ill just use my imagination =p
Erik
March 11, 2010 2:04 pm
if you don’t want to use your wife i will..haha.. she’s smoking hot!