Former President Lyndon Johnson Talks About His Bunghole!
I’m no fan of politicians. Or history. But Lyndon Johnson just became my favorite president of all time. They just released an actual tape of a phone call he made in 1964 to the Haggar pants company and it’s awesome. (He doesn’t have anyone else to do this for him?)
Here are some highlights. He’s breathing heavy like he just ran a marathon. At about the 2 minute mark he talks about needing a little more space “in the crotch where his nuts hang”. He says his weight varies by 10-15 pounds in a month, and when he’s heavier, the pants cut his nuts like a wire. At the 2:28 mark he burps. And my favorite, at the 2:30 mark, the former president of the United States says he needs more room “right back there by my bunghole”. Which is a funnier term for butt hole. When I become President, I’ll work tirelessly to bring the word “bunghole” back. Can’t wait.
The face of serious bunghole pain.
Former President Lyndon Johnson talks about his nuts and bunghole:
kevin
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AM
February 5, 2010 10:41 am
Be great if you make a sound bite of him burping for who knows maybe play when someone is telling a boring life story or something.
MIKE LAUER
February 5, 2010 10:52 am
i ordered some skinny jeans from American Apparel that made me itch in that same area.
diana
February 5, 2010 8:13 pm
WHAT IN THE HELL IS A BUNGHOLE…IS IT BUTTHOLE?
diana
February 5, 2010 8:13 pm
AND IF IT IS EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW gross
B Cuz Im Awesome
February 5, 2010 9:50 pm
Yes it is sweetheart
B Cuz Im Awesome
February 5, 2010 9:55 pm
Very funny how Peter Griffin’s chin look like testicles…
Laura
February 7, 2010 12:47 pm
I swear he sounds exactly like my grandpa.
Michelle Rovira
April 11, 2010 5:47 pm
I thought a bunghole is a hole in a barrel…..oh god nooooo! I’ve been beanwashed!!!