Psycho Mike vs. The 5lb Gummy Bear









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 Psycho Mike vs. The 5lb Gummy Bear

Psycho Mike is a man of many talents. One talent that we did not know about was his ability to consume massive amounts of food. So we came across the world largest gummy bear and are going to put him to the test. Do you think he will be able to conquer this gummy bear? Listen Monday morning to find out.

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Adam
January 21, 2010 6:34 am

He will destroy it…. Then it will destroy him from the inside out.

Adriana
January 21, 2010 6:43 am

He’s going to get diabetes just from eating that…. Enjoy!!!!

Tim
January 21, 2010 6:43 am

Mike will incinerate that bear in an hour. Then, an hour after the show, he’ll go into shock…

Ashley Winters
January 21, 2010 6:46 am

Holy shit mike you’re to young to die listen to.me don’t go into the light

jeez
January 21, 2010 6:49 am

you got this dude.

Albert
January 21, 2010 6:54 am

Psycho Mike … i will laugh if this makes the list for “1000 ways to die,” tv show!

mike
January 21, 2010 7:49 am

remember what happened in sacramento a few years ago? the water contest? this may have a similar ending.

Dawnn
January 21, 2010 7:51 am

what flavor did he get?

Amy
January 21, 2010 8:41 am

If Mike can eat a used bloody bandaid of the streets then this will be a cakewalk. You Go MIKE!!!

carlos lopez
January 21, 2010 8:51 am

i think that he will destroy the gummy bear, and if he doesnt can i have the left overs??

Rob
January 21, 2010 8:55 am

Hopefully Mike goes into diabetic shock on the air, that makes for some good radio

Tomcat
January 21, 2010 8:58 am

I care… not too much.

tim
January 21, 2010 8:58 am

I say eat the bear, then go do a Crossfit WOD and report the time!!!

Fonz Mann
January 21, 2010 9:11 am

I say you’re going to die a horrible horrible diabetic death. Let’s make it a challenge. I’m all in and want to school psycho Mike. Let’s throw in Beer Mug as a control for the experiment.

Griscel
January 21, 2010 9:11 am

I like gummy bears, but that one looks disgusting!

    Mart
    January 22, 2010 2:59 am

    Does a gummi bear shit in the woods?

CiCi Mejia
January 21, 2010 9:16 am

He’s gonna do it! EASILY!! but does that mean that his shit is gonna be gummy!?!?!?!?!?!

JD
January 21, 2010 9:21 am

all i gotta say is, eat the ass last… it will be your reward for finishing the whole thing. give that gummy hell mike, U.S.A., U.S.A.!!!

ELF
January 21, 2010 10:37 am

There is no way he will be able to phyically digest 5lbs of gummy bear!!! – Little know fact, gummy bears expand three times there size in liquid. which mean this gummy bear will burst out of his stomach, like the creture in the movie alien.

and if he is able to eat it all and keep in down… He’s going to be contipated for a month :)

    JD
    January 21, 2010 10:52 am

    A MONTH?! *lightning voice*

david
January 21, 2010 10:39 am

nope…. that gummy is gonna rape him

brendon
January 21, 2010 12:35 pm

I don’t think he’ll throw up, but when that mass of thick goo hits his intestines, I’m thinking massive bowel obstruction. It may not be “Wee for a Wii2″ but it doesn’t look like a good idea to me.

Jack
January 21, 2010 2:00 pm

Just for fun, you should take his blood sugar after he eats it. Unless his veins have turned to gummy.

Bubbles
January 21, 2010 2:07 pm

the FEAR will kick in half way through!

Nikki
January 21, 2010 2:30 pm

Holy crap that thing is huge! ……that’s what she said.

jc
January 21, 2010 2:52 pm

hes an idiot who thinks hes funny by doing stupid shit and he think hes all buff and all in shape..he aint got no body against me..im the man and i can eat 3 of those bears even a real one!

Mario
January 21, 2010 3:12 pm

Mike you need to have rape that bear then eat it.

Miguel
January 21, 2010 3:13 pm

knowing mike he will be better off shoving the whole thing up his ass

alfredo
January 21, 2010 4:01 pm

i think he should start eating it from da behind for better digestion … karma.

chris
January 21, 2010 6:04 pm

Mike I have faith in you. Make me proud and destroy that bear.

chris
January 21, 2010 6:05 pm

Mike I have faith in you, destroy that bear and put beer mug to shame.

Phil
January 21, 2010 7:42 pm

Mike, you’re the man! I know you can do this.
Some words of advice: If you feel sick or dizzy, just remember: If you don’t finish, you’re a pussy.

CUB
January 21, 2010 7:55 pm

Mike is gonna go into shock the a classfull of kindergardners are gonn kick the crap out of him!!!!!

Aldingo
January 21, 2010 8:13 pm

Yes I think my man Mike will eat the bear and if he needs help ill eat one with him.

ed
January 21, 2010 9:31 pm

dood this should be easy… but if you don’t finish this you will forever be a pussy mike.

John
January 21, 2010 9:36 pm

He should cover it in kool-aid first.

diana
January 21, 2010 9:45 pm

he’s going to end up either dead, constipated, or diabetic

Cung
January 21, 2010 10:29 pm

Psycho Mike should just drill a hole and use that 5lb gummy bear as a “Fleshlight”. If you dont know what that is… GOOGLE.

sonia
January 21, 2010 11:21 pm

Check this gummy bear song on youtube the most annoying thing ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

MIKE
January 22, 2010 12:38 am

AND HERE IS THE PERFECT SONG FOR HIS GUMMY BEAR MISSION !! HAHAHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_hF31z130&feature=PlayList&p=FA364ECD24AE3C67&index=18

Crystal
January 22, 2010 1:48 am

Diabetes here we come OR will he turn into a gummy bear?

Mart
January 22, 2010 3:07 am

too bad psycho mike does not imbibe da´kine… cause it seems the only way someone could finish that, they would have to be high and have a major case of the munchies…

Jason
January 22, 2010 3:24 am

Is Psycho Mike trying to be David Blaine?

Stacey
January 22, 2010 5:07 am

Are ya kidding? Mike normally eats crap like nuts and berries and he’s not used to stuff like this. The pure sugar and rubber of a 5lb gummy bear will turn his stomach inside out.

We may be in for another “the FEAR” story…and not in a good way.

FokenNewbee
January 22, 2010 6:08 am

5lbs in 5lbs out….prolly pass it with ease!

scott S/P
January 22, 2010 6:57 am

Give up Fart Buck, the gummy will kill your pancrius

scott S/P
January 22, 2010 7:05 am

you need to play Weird AL’s EAT IT song while he is distroing his insides, LOL better yet play MJ’s beat it song to motivate him

Aaron
January 22, 2010 7:19 am

Two words…blue poop!

Christina N.
January 22, 2010 7:39 am

I hope they do a time-lapse video so we can watch the progress over the two or so hours. Mike is going to feel like crap.

Christina N.
January 22, 2010 7:44 am

Attorneys are no fun! Need a sense of humor.

dawn
January 22, 2010 7:52 am

Sweet Factory
Zone E [Level Lower Level] montclair plaza
(909) 621-9755
Category: Specialty

they have micro gummy bears

Eric
January 22, 2010 7:53 am

I wat to see Lisa eat a gummy dong. That sounds safe.

whoolee
January 22, 2010 8:32 am

Can’t Mike just attack the bear at home with medi-staff, and then a video mysteriously show up on youtube?

Brad
January 22, 2010 8:46 am

If mike can sell hot cheetos to little kids he can for sure eat all of that bear and not puke or die because he is Psycho and people that are usally do weird things anyway

Cosplay Horatio
January 22, 2010 8:55 am

It doesn’t matter now. The attorneys at the New York office wont let Psycho Mike eat the gummy bear because of the “He’s going to die!” poll question.

Too bad though, I really wanted Psycho Mike to eat that five pound gummy bear. He would’ve survived for sure.

Kristine
January 22, 2010 9:06 am

This was the funniest thing ever this am! And thanks to Kevin & Bean I now have the Gummy Bear song stuck in my head – thanks guys!

ERICH
January 22, 2010 9:07 am

hahah on ur podcast you just said it would be like dying from water….. and Ralph goes on to say that you cant die from water. ummm yah, you can die from drinking to much water.

    Joke Police
    January 22, 2010 12:27 pm

    *Woosh*

Brian
January 22, 2010 9:51 am

Gummi bear says, “HA, HA.” Don’t take the long end of the stick on this one. Pursue the dream of owning 5 lbs of gummi bear. F em’. Can’t you still do the challenge and post it on a different site independent of KROQ? Who cares if it doesn’t air?!?

Allan
January 22, 2010 1:26 pm

I think you would have wrecked that bear. Kinda like this…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzC5Bo7gWoc

beanie
January 22, 2010 1:43 pm

it’s drunk boxing all over again :(

Alfred
January 22, 2010 2:32 pm

Mike is going all the way!…. he’s had big things in his mouth before

carrie away
January 23, 2010 11:48 am

I think KOM is better equipped to handle that, but sacrificing Psycho Mike on the gummi altar is okay with me too!

Dylan
January 23, 2010 2:29 pm

You might be able to do it if you eat 5 pounds worth of gummy bears. Just saying