My Dream Coachella (+ Yours, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G)

So, you know how every year, months and months before anyone has even spoken to any of the bands, people start cranking out fake flyers for the current edition of Coachella? 

America’s favorite sweethearts, Kevin + Bean (♥4ever!♥) will be spilling the beans (that came out wrong) about this year’s official line up on Tuesday morning, I hear.  BUT, WHO CARES?  Who do YOU Want to see?!? 

Let’s fanfiction Coachella.  Make it all top of mind bands.  Dead, alive, still together, hate each other and will never play together again – don’t let reality stop you!  3 Strange Days of what YOU want. 

I threw together this list of bands I’d love to see all in 72 hours (and know I must be missing some faves, but, OH, WELL!  They never all show up anyway, so…)

FRIDAY – Day One:
NIRVANA    SOUNDGARDEN  
Buddy Holly  The Clash   THEM CROOKED VULTURES   Silversun Pickups

 Radiohead   Dead Kennedys   Mr. Johnny Cash   Juno Reactor   Ministry   Bad Religion   Prodigy   Puscifier   311   Sir Mix-A-Lot   The Gossip   Brazilian Girls   Air   Miike Snow   The Black Keys   Joan Jett & the Blackhearts   Morcheeba  

SATURDAY – Day Two:
LED ZEPPELIN   NINE INCH NAILS  
THE ‘IT MIGHT GET LOUD” 3   Flight of the Conchords   Pearl Jam   Pixies   Tool   Sex Pistols   Sonic Youth   Oingo Boingo   The Faint   DJ Shadow   White Zombie   Eagles of Death Metal   Kodo   Sweet   Adolescents   Yeah Yeah Yeahs   Black Rebel Motorcycle Club   Happy Hollows  

SUNDAY – Day Three:
THE DOORS   MUSE  
THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE   Oasis   Prince   Lady Gaga   DAVID BOWIE   Santi White   Supergrass   The Smiths   Weezer   Cut Chemist   Phoenix   Nouvelle Vague   Madness   Propellerheads   Roxy Music   Portishead   Röyksopp   Fischerspooner   Sigur Rós  

K, so, comment below or, better, email me your list and I’ll sell it to Coachella and makes lots of money from your work.  Sluggo@KROQ.com