Is That… Baby Jesus?
Not exactly. It’s the silver trembling fetus Christmas tree ornament brought to you by The Flaming Lips.
And you may be surprised to learn that this little guy has multiple uses. After the holidays are over and you drag that tree out to the trash, why not dangle the fetus from your belt as a reminder to wrap it up before getting busy? Rub his head for good luck or throw him down the stairs if you’re hoping to abort one of his kind in real life. He is magical and will make all your wishes come true, so wrap his ass around your rear-view mirror why don’t you.
If you seriously want to own one of these, you can pre-order it here… and then re-think your life.
Candy
December 21, 2009 9:28 pm
Damn… I would like one of those. Seriously…