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Some damned website or another has published a guaranteed argument starter, a list of the “hottest women in rock.”

 

While I am delighted to see my girlfriend Meg White rightfully on the list I have other quibbles and you will too.


First of all, if actress/singer Zoe Deschanel is going to be on the list – and I think she should – then where the hell is actress/singer Scarlett Johannsen?

Secondly, black women can’t be seen? Or are Beyonce and Alicia considered too R&B to be counted?

Lastly, Beth Ditto of The Gossip. WTF? Who voted? Cannibals?


P.S. Don’t worry, King of Mexico, Gwen and Hayley both made the cut!

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Frances
December 17, 2009 9:37 pm

Zooey Deschanel is waaay better than Scar Jo.

And Beth Ditto is sexy. Rock chicks can be sexy without being conventional beauties. Beth is awesome.

    james
    December 18, 2009 9:17 am

    beth is so nasty gross. there conventional beauties and unconventional beauties and this fat fat is a fugly pig, i like girls that are thickers but god damn shes nasty.

    and zooey is way hotter then scar jo i agree

Steve
December 17, 2009 9:47 pm

Where was Amanda Tannen of Stellastarr*?

TEPS
December 17, 2009 10:39 pm

AND WHY ARE NOT THE GIRLS THE PEPPERSPLUM I think they are outstanding and very sexy

Jason
December 17, 2009 11:49 pm

Wat a terrible list, wow

Mayra
December 18, 2009 12:42 am

Wtf!!!!! Where is Karen O in this list?

InDa808
December 18, 2009 4:18 am

FUBAR

Omar Khan
December 18, 2009 7:58 am

Bean’s GAY!!!

    Steve A
    December 18, 2009 10:08 am

    how do YOU know????? HHMMMMMMM??????????? just saying. just sayin

dkinhb
December 18, 2009 8:15 am

that is the worst list EVER!!! Shirley Manson sure….Gwen sure but whoever did that list is nuts.

jared risman
December 18, 2009 8:25 am

Hottest women in rock….2 words MORGAN LANDERS !!! Leader of the greatest female metal act of all time KITTIE.!

    Steve A
    December 18, 2009 8:43 am

    WHAT??? MORGAN LANDERS???? REALLY??????? I have a coupon to Lens Crafters if you need it cuz that bitch is UUUUUGLYY.
    Try Irene from “GITCH” , she’s not Gwen or Hayley hot but WAY hotter than MR. Morgan Landers (I say mr. cuz she looks like a dude)

Steve A
December 18, 2009 8:33 am

o.k. to start, Scarlett J. as HOTT as she may be (mmmm BOOBIES) is not a rocker (i know neither is Zoe) but to be fair Zoe’s songs are……… good.
Beyonce and Alicia are not “TOO R&B” they are just plain “R&B”. Not Rock. And whoever put Beth in there should be SHOT IN THE FACE (nice boobies though)

garage
December 18, 2009 8:39 am

Well, Karen O and Allison Mosshart should be in the list.

    Steve A
    December 18, 2009 9:38 am

    What??? Allison???? that little boy?????

cowboysnaliens1
December 18, 2009 9:06 am

YOU’RE ALL FORGETTING ABOUT LADY GAGA!! *sarcasm*

Honestly, i would love to see that gals from Le Tigre. They’re amazing! Kathleen, JD and Johanna.

    Steve A
    December 18, 2009 9:47 am

    mmmm LE TIGRE…… GOOD CALL.

Steve A
December 18, 2009 9:40 am

How bout “BRODY DALLE” from The Distillers

Gman
December 18, 2009 12:39 pm

Sorry Nicole, Beyonce and Keys ARE too R&B to be on the list. I’ve seen many lists of “rock chicks” and this is probably the only one in which virtually every single are rockers (or at least are reasonably close to be one).

And Beth Ditto’s charm OBVIOUSLY doesn’t come from her looks (duh!), many people find her confidence and attitude attractive… believe it or not

    Nicole
    December 18, 2009 3:53 pm

    What do you mean “sorry Nicole” ???? I had nothing to do with any of this. Bean said that.

    Steve A
    December 21, 2009 8:04 am

    Yeah but this isnt the most CONFIDENT girls in rock its the HOTTEST. And hot …..she… is…. NOT.

      Frances
      December 31, 2009 1:45 pm

      Umm, no, you’re wrong Steve. I wasn’t “playing the lesbo card.” I was making the point that just because you’re a man doesn’t mean your preferences are superior to Beth’s or mine. Men tend to think that their idea of “hot” is THE idea of hot, and it isn’t. What’s hot to one person might not be hot to another. Quit acting like just because YOU don’t find her hot that means she isn’t. The world does not revolve around you.

    Frances
    December 25, 2009 9:36 pm

    WRONG! Beth is strikingly gorgeous actually.The only reason she does not meet conventional standards of beauty is because of her weight, but not everybody finds larger women unattractive. Some of us like her.

    She also happens to be a lesbian, as I am, and neither of us care what you guys think.

      Steve A
      December 28, 2009 10:38 am

      O.K. AGAIN… (Frances and everyone else) this is the HOTTEST women of rock, not the goreous,deep, naturally beautiful, or any other category you want to put Beth in. Also nobody is talking about “Conventional standards” becouse i myself like big women, but Beth is STILL not hott. I’ve seen hott big women, Beth is not one of them. And your personal sexuality has nothing to do with this list, stop throwing sexuality out there like if you get a special pass cuz you’re lesbian. STOP BEING ANTI STRAIGHT.

      Juliana
      May 5, 2011 7:20 pm

      oh MY GOD, I LOVE YOU, FRANCES!
      with all respect
      i just found this discussion and you said every little thing I’d like to hear in “discussing patterns of beauty” conversation. THANK YOU

Scott
December 19, 2009 7:25 pm

i vote for Lisa May from Melfon (percussionist)…a band that is way ahead of its time…

    Steve A
    December 21, 2009 8:02 am

    HERE HERE!!!

      Juliana
      May 5, 2011 7:24 pm

      And I vote ANGELA GOSSOW!!!! from Arch Enemy
      she’s hot, she’s got a hell of an attitude in and out of stage
      and I’m sorry to say this, I once loved Brody Dalle but rock’s not her thing anymore
      SAD