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Psycho Mike’s 10 Hottest Men In Rock

Top 10 hottest men in rock. Ok, here we go…

10. John Popper of Blues Traveler
John is like a rotisserie chicken, extra skin means extra flavor.

 

9.  Tom Petty
Part mustahceless Larry Bird part Lurch.

 

8.  Dimebag Darrell
One might assume that the burly beard on Darrell made him appear to be ugly and that deep down he was handsome.  Then you got one shot of his black toothed grin and you knew…

 

7.  Every member of Phoenix
This is not an attractive collection of men.

 

6.   Joey Ramone
You know the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when all the Nazi’s faces melt.  If that happened to Howard Stern you would have Joey.

 

5.  Lady Gaga
A wide nose that’s equaled by its length and teeth that Brits laugh at.  Yummy.

 

4. Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot
This poor bastard was balding in his 20’s.

 

3. Willie Nelson
A true genius.  He loves weed and farmland.  This means he most likely hates soap.

 

2. Roy Orbison
You could have told me Roy was 20 or 70 at any point in his life and I would believe either.

 

1. Lemmy!!!!  Nuf said.

 

Comments

One Comment

  1. Justin says:

    Im British & yes I do indeed laugh at the GaGa Nashers!

  2. Hector says:

    Lemmy melts my heart

  3. Annonymous says:

    I hate everything about Psycho Mike.

  4. Brad says:

    Are you supposed to be funny? I can’t figure it out. You have decimated the K&B show.

  5. Mel says:

    efen hilarious……

  6. Mike says:

    @Brad
    Speak for yourself bro. I think Mike is funny and he’s a great part of the K&B show. If you don’t like him maybe don’t read his shit? … hater.

  7. richard g says:

    Yeah Brad!! (saying it ..year eric style!)

  8. jocelyn says:

    where is matt bellamy dominic howard and chris wolstenhome? they sexy men!!

  9. Nimajneb says:

    Dude just come out of the closet already, your wife told me she needs to reach her shoes.

  10. Erik says:

    i guess they want you to come out of the closet, so they can have a shot..haters!

  11. who cares says:

    is this supposed to be sarcastic? although i had a crush on joey ramone when i was a teenager…hey i like nerdy.

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