Miss Double D-Cember 2010 Finalist – Melissa J









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melissaj Miss Double D Cember 2010 Finalist – Melissa J

Name: Melissa J

Age: 24

Home Town: Corona

Occupation: Student

Celebrity Stranded: Turd Ferguson

Autobiography: This isn’t where I parked my car. Short stories and Haiku’s about a normal woman and her everyday adventures in a F%#@ed up world.

Stripper Song: Pat Bennatar: Love Is a Battlefield.

Superpower: Flying. Then Crazytown’s Butterfly song might actually make some damn sense to me.

Talent: I was a competitive gymnast for 14 years. I think I can come up with something entertaining for the kiddies.

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Mac
November 24, 2009 8:06 am

I love real boobs

    Ponce
    December 2, 2009 8:44 am

    these are fake

      Mark Gay Lee
      December 3, 2009 7:30 pm

      Her titties are REAL….. REAL BEAUTIFUL! it brought a tearto my one good eye… She sexy as hell, I hope she gets a job at the Bunny Ranch! I’d sell my house and buy her services ALL DAY 

Scotty L
November 24, 2009 8:31 am

I am in love!

    Mark Gay Lee
    December 4, 2009 9:37 am

    You were ROBBED! Ur titties are WAAAAAY BETTER AND BIGGER than the rest!! I still love u, if I’d like a one night stand, email me, 

El Frako
November 24, 2009 8:40 am

Chis Chis Crist!! they maybe fake but who cares !!

midnightsun007
November 24, 2009 8:49 am

Hands Down those things are winners…i would say more than DD….perfect place to lay my head every night

JMR
November 24, 2009 8:54 am

How can anyone not pick this one. Look at the Double D’s!!!!!

Jovi
November 24, 2009 10:00 am

you got my vote

nick
November 24, 2009 11:34 am

gymnast major points for that

Sully
November 24, 2009 2:43 pm

No need to go any further with this, hands on, I mean hands down, she a winnnnaarrrhh!! What is the proper term for 5D :) :)

Chris
November 24, 2009 2:47 pm

Thank god she has those DD’s cuz she’s Fugly!!! But that’s what a pillows for…

Chris
November 24, 2009 3:10 pm

This chic is a stripper, ive seen here dance at Extasy in Santa Ana

Alfred M.
November 24, 2009 4:44 pm

Has My bone…. I meant VOTE!

Matt
November 24, 2009 6:06 pm

Face it Mel… I’m your agent and well you got this.

Melissa J
November 24, 2009 6:59 pm

Thanks for all the nice comments guys!!!! I’m hoping to see all of you out and rooting me on at Slidebar! PS…the bra is really really good…they are a 34dd…..

    Mark Gay Lee
    December 3, 2009 7:34 pm

    34DD MY FAVORITE BREAST SIZE Im now a believer of “Love At First Sight”! How about u and I become nudist and follow the way of the Jack rabbit 

    Josh Raphael
    December 9, 2009 3:18 am

    Melissa, it’s Josh, as in Josh and Roger from back in the days of Bloomie’s, Sharper Image and The Village Inn. Drop me a line sometime…

R Trey
November 24, 2009 8:33 pm

Double vision active.

Oscar
November 24, 2009 11:07 pm

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

TC
November 25, 2009 11:02 am

perfect bod, beautiful and athletic. Babe, You hit the trifecta!

yep
November 25, 2009 3:40 pm

her top almost looks like whipped cream!!!!!!!

mike cocano
November 25, 2009 4:34 pm

Oh that’s what i’m talking about right there! Look at those things! My balls are sweating!

Matt
November 25, 2009 5:38 pm

We have a winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner!!!!! Whoa Nelly.

TD
November 25, 2009 8:17 pm

This is a thank you letter to your parents for making you.

Mikael
November 28, 2009 12:12 am

pretty impressive! And she’s not fat all over! look at the tiny waistline….I bet she’s fast on race day!

timmy
November 30, 2009 7:00 am

FLY….You, make me wont to !!!!!! Like a butterfly

Melissa J
November 30, 2009 10:53 am

AJ
November 30, 2009 2:08 pm

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

robert
December 1, 2009 12:27 am

very nice, but we all need to see her naked to give a vote

steve
December 2, 2009 8:51 am

This one is not that pretty and with fake boobs, Melissa does not get my vote.

Ted
December 2, 2009 12:56 pm

Homely freak.

Tim
December 2, 2009 1:00 pm

Feed a third world country on just one of those puppies! I wonder if they are as good at gymnastics as the blonde their attached to!?! Lol!

Kim Rickard
December 2, 2009 1:04 pm

Steve, you’re smokin crack! She”s cute! She’s got my vote!

chantel najera
December 2, 2009 1:52 pm

Finally!!!! someone with a real effing tallent!!!!!!!!!
shes got my vote!!!!!!
100%

Dr P
December 2, 2009 3:00 pm

Is it just me, or does she look like Martha Stewart in her pic with the crew?

max rygar
December 2, 2009 4:05 pm

Done! She’s it! Everyone else should quit! Hot dang! It’s her athetic ability that did it for me. Woof! *I need a tissue*

Loving the splits
December 2, 2009 10:11 pm

corona should be proud.s

Bryan
December 3, 2009 12:06 am

I was a competitive gymnast for over 10 years, and the girls never looked like that…where were you when I was competing?!?! You certainly get my vote!

Stephan
December 3, 2009 9:33 am

Yeah one for the flower vase

james
December 3, 2009 9:45 am

hahahaha raulph said she can get a job as a flower vase!! haha

Mark Gay Lee
December 3, 2009 10:19 am

I’m in love  breasts bigger then your head, you get my vote. P.s ur the reason my bed was wet when I woke this morning 

eddie
December 3, 2009 10:40 am

I like her she nice very talented and great cans, maybe she’ll pick me on friday have an unraped gift for her.

Turd Ferguson
December 3, 2009 10:47 am

Im down like four flats on a caddy! you got my vote!

Dave
December 3, 2009 12:00 pm

Only if a girl like this can ride a motorcycle, quad, snowboard, etc…….. oh wait she can! She has my vote

Mark Gay Lee
December 3, 2009 12:45 pm

I would love to have your beautiful breasts hanging over my face as we lie on my moms couch, I live with my mom still , naked. I want you so bad, I would lick ur boyfriends package just to get a taste of you, I’M_IN_LOVE Big titties like yours should be celebrated nation wide!! Plz produce a sextape, I’ll co-star if you’d like. You get 100 votes for me. WOW! Can’t get enough, I LOVE YOU & UR TITS (more ur tits then you, I don’t know u yet) TITSBREASTSPILLOWS

jimmy
December 3, 2009 3:20 pm

im in love if she doesn’t win the world is ending

Bree and Steve
December 3, 2009 6:13 pm

She has our vote!!! plus she is sweetheart and can ride quads. Multi-talented lady

Mark Gay Lee
December 3, 2009 7:38 pm

Forget the quads, she can ride ME when ever she’d like! Sure it’d only be a 3 minute ride, but it’d be the BEST 3 MINUTES of her life….. Or best 3 minutes of my life anyway!!! MELISSA

LYNNORA
December 4, 2009 8:38 am

GOOO MELISSA LUV U!!!

bills!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2009 3:54 pm

WTF u should have won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse
December 4, 2009 9:50 pm

My beautiful & dearest Melissa !!!
It was heartbreaking to hear that you merely recieved 2nd runner-up. YOU were far & away, the best contestant. You were the most vivacious, energenic & beautiful woman. Obviously, the judges had too much to drink. I hope to see you back (next year) and recieve the “Crown” which YOU so rightfully deserved !!! What a ‘travisty-of-justice’. A man would “die” to be in your company !!!
Your personality, your arua & your sensuality shall garner much attention. Your beauty IS beyond question but your heart & your personality shall get YOU far !!! Good Luck unto you, Melissa !!! :) ;) :0 :) ;) :0 !!!

Melissa J
December 8, 2009 9:43 am

thanx for all the lovely comments and i’m sad i didn’t win but i had a great time. i will be dancing this week at Extasy in Santa Ana. please come by and say hi to me.

Stacy
December 8, 2009 9:45 am

she is a stripper. i seen her dance at the spearmint rhino in the city of industry and extasy in santa ana

Melissa J
December 8, 2009 9:46 am

thank you for all the lovely comments. I will be dancing this week at Extasy in Santa Ana

Matt
December 8, 2009 12:29 pm

just let me know when you are ready to do some porn so I can get you into the business

Natalie N
January 8, 2010 6:52 pm

I think that’s so awesome but she should do push-ups while she’s at it, now that’s a cool talent, and pick up that gum on the floor with her mouth.

sarah
August 25, 2010 6:13 pm

love the wardrobe malfunction Melissa. those are one of the best pierced nipples i have ever seen.

daytripper7
November 30, 2010 6:48 am

way to rep crown town